Wrestling: Random babbling

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I heard the new Raw also has HHH making a good heel promo, DotW. As the premier expert on heeldom, what do you say ?

 

I do remember HHH getting in You can't see me's face at the start of Blah, but truth be told, a HHH/You can't see me talk show doesen't interest me so I zapped and watched Stargate instead. I'm no longer bothering with anything relating to You can't see me - remember, this guy is invincible, he always gets up no matter how bad he gets the living hell pummeled out of his miserable chillass carcass. The title match doesen't interest me the slightest bit, as I have an intuition the morons in the creative department are probably planning another very long and excruciatingly painful You can't see me title reign.

Jericho's heel promo, on the other hand... pure gold. I'm always amazed with the guy's ability to draw huge pops as easily as huge heel heat. The HHH/Jericho match did not had a clean finish either, so more power to heel Jericho. I'm curious to see the direction his heel turn will take. I'd love it to see someone pummel the living hell out of that annoying babyface moron Jeff Hardy... and I'd pay to see him tap like a little girl to the Walls of Jericho.

Speaking of The Hardys, the draft is coming... I'd reunite them and make them turn heel. THAT would spice up the Tag Division.

Line of the night: "Few of your fans will get to see your match [the title match] because it will be past their bed time." HHH to You can't see me.

 

Tag division? Someone needs to resurrect it before it gets spiced up, and the Hardys can't do that on their own. It could work out, though, especially if it allows a few young bloods to enter the ring. Some of them may go solo, eventually - it's not like WWE doesn't need a whiff of fresh air at the top - but it would be nice to see a few nice teams as well.

 

All you need to know about the tag team divisions in WWE is that Finlay and Hornswoggle are the challengers at Night of Champions.

Chris Harris made his debut in Florida finally. Apparently they are Pissed that he's gained weight and now sports a noticeable gut. Meanwhile James Storm is growing into one of TNA's best heels. Sorry 'bout your damn luck!

 

Ha, even more ironic is the fact that it was Harris who begged management to break up AMW because he wanted to be a singles wrestler. Good thing too - while I enjoyed AMW, Harris was dead weight and was only holding Storm back.

TNA might be idiots, but I loved the title match against LAX. I especially enjoyed the whipping LAX took. Roode & Storm are an odd paid, but they could be a pretty potent tag team - IMO, they have proven they belong with the elite in TNA.

 

And what's the deal with Black Moronic and Sonjay Butt? They can't even do a hardcore brawl right!

 

*shrugs* Who gives a damn about those two idiots.

 

Those of us stuck watching them because they can't get their hands on CZW...

 

Gnarff, my friend is currently downloading me the Cage of Death 2. That should be good... I should make ya a copy and send it via FedEx

 

Which issue was that from? I'd been itching for a good tag team match.

 

Well, it WAS a good match, but pretty much as expected, it didn't had a clean end - LAX got the snot beaten out of them, and I couldn't be happier. Put Guerrero to sleep and bring back Konnan - he kept things interesting, and LAX are better heels than faces. Them being faces is ridiculous in the first place. Oh yeah, and LAX made their little challenge for a Lumberjack strap match. The heels didn't signed the contract, but Jackie Moore made Arial tap out like a little girl, so it's all good.

Extremely Crappy Wrestling has dropped below 1.0 in ratings, and TNA beaten them. The Edge/Guerrero angle should be put to F'N sleep. On second thought, put Edge and Guerrero to sleep as well.

 

I give you Guerero, but Edge can still put a good show when he's not put in an idiotic gimmick.

Actually, much as I dislike Vickie, I gotta admit one thing: I don't remember a GM that can rile an audience as well as she does, so in a way she's doing a good job. The problem is, it got way too much way too long ago, and it's past high time she's had some comeuppance.

 

Well apparently we have 3 more weeks of their nonsense before taker makes his return to disrupt the wedding. Unfortunately she will still be GM & plans are for the edge/taker feud to continue so don't get your hopes up too much.

 

While the Edge/Taker feud was getting stale, I don't have anything against it in particular - some of the matches, i.e. at WM/Backlash, were definitely worth watching. As for the rest of this misbegotten plot - at least hopefully the million dollar travesty will be over.

The problem is, at some point it's the same old people vying for the top spot. I get the feeling TNA's got a deeper roster than the WWE shows. Of course, that might be because TNA is a little less, shall we say, conservative about giving its midcarders a push to the limelight.

 

Here I thought it would be CM Punk that interrupted the wedding with the MitB claim...

 

Or maybe both Taker and CM Suck will disrupt the "wedding".

 

Might as well be an all-out brawl, then Bonus points for everyone who goes head-first through the constructions.

 

I just wish someone would stack-up 4 tables & take vickie for a table ride from the balcony Ahh the old ECW days gotta have some fond memories

 

ECW? Screw that - CZ-F'N-W!

Me, I'd take Vickie, give her four or five con-chair-tos, rub her face on a barbed wire bat, scrape the arms with a cheese grater, powerbomb her through a pane of glass, stack five tables and put thumbtacks/broken glass/light tubes on every single one of them, and put a barbed wire board around and under the bottom table, and Mother F'N Bomb her from the top of the Cage of Death. Then, just for good measure, a chokenstein on a barbed wire fence then a double foot stomp on top of the barbed wire, again, from the top of the Cage of Death.

Then I'd bash her head with chair shots until her head is so deformed you can't tell it's her.

 

Truly, DotW, you are an object case in anger management: you manage it to excellence