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How do you control your 'private' area?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Nobody likes a big bush of hair there. Shaving it makes love making with your favourite female friend much smoother and fluid. There's nothing worse than spiders legs creeping out of trunks or swimming costumes.

    So, how do you control it?

    Wet shave?
    Electric shave it?
    Trim it with scissors?
    Wax it? (ouch!)

    Come on guys and gals, let's hear it. How do you keep your rain forest under control?

    Personally, I wet shave it. It can be itchy at first but it's fine if you do it regular. You just have to be careful and pay attention, a cut down there is not nice!
     
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  2. Deathmage

    Deathmage Arrr! Veteran

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    [​IMG] ...what the hell? :bad:
    Aren't we venturing a little into strangely personal, TMI, omgwtf I didn't need to know that territory here?
     
  3. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    I second Deathmage here.... WTF?
     
  4. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    What's up with you, you mega prudes! This is the modern world! This subject must not be quite so taboo where I come from...
     
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    I do nothing! Every time I've tried something fancy in that department I've regretted it.

    There. I'm not as prudish as some people thought.
     
  6. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    I keep it covered. I'm just a little leary of botching any attempt to do something about it, and wouldn't that hurt?
     
  7. Chandos the Red

    Chandos the Red This Wheel's on Fire

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    Dude, you been drinking? If so, I suggest you don't "drink and shave." It could be dangerous for you....
     
  8. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Well, you've seen 'You Don't Mess With the Zohan' apparently, the ladies like a massive bush. :p :rolleyes:

    As for me, I'm not insecure with my body, and I'm not a prude, so I have no problem giving you a straight answer. I "trim" my forest. The wife got me to "wet shave" it once...which I'll never do again...it felt like I had crabs or something. Anyway, I keep the hedges trimmed to about a quarter to a half an inch using the "hair" attachment for my beard trimmer. I would never use my beard trimmer for the top of my head anyway, so I put it to good use. :p :rolling:
     
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    I pluck the hairs off, one by one :p
     
  10. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Hehe, I did that once, kept it really short but not all off. The only problem is, if you wear tight boxers or pants, your hairs catch on the fabric and cause.. discomfort :p. Well, it did me anyway! I shave now because it leaves it smooth. That crabby itchyness goes soon if you shave regular. I've not met a lass yet who likes hairy men, especially down there :p. Give it a few times in bed and they'll be asking you to remove/cut your man mane. They tell me there's nothing worse than hairs between your teeth!
     
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    [​IMG] I'm with Barmy, people should stop being so prudish and fess up. Heck lets compare pictures too while we're at it. :p
     
  12. Deathmage

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    I don't care how friendly the atmosphere is here, why the devils would you want to discuss the maintenance style of your pubic hair? It's pubic, not public!

    And that's all I have to say on this matter.
     
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  13. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] :lol:

    :shake:

    Well I'd certainly prefer a man with hair than one without.

    I've never understood the whole "OMFG MUST NOT HAVE HAIR!" mentality. It's just plain ridiculous imo.
     
  14. Decados

    Decados The Chosen One

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    Heh, I fairly chuckled when I saw this- especially after Barmy's thread on good-looking football girls.

    However, since I've started posting, I may as well continue. I generally don't bother. Can't say it is having all that much of an effect on my life, so I'd rather do without the bother.

    *wince*
     
  15. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Shave it? You cannot be serious.

    Never.
    No razor near there.
    Ever heard of the name Bobbitt?
    Not a chance.

    A trim is all that is necessary. I have no desire to look like a (not so) little boy again.

    Anyone who needs their partner shaved is a bit odd.
     
  16. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    What's the big deal, guys? It's not that I'm gonna let YOU do the shaving job or put video's on YouTube.
    I want my girls clean and neat and figure they like that the best as well.
    Wetshave for me, too, mostly. I trim my lower belly... You know, the lower part of the bladder, dunno what to call it.
     
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    Am I the only one who thought this was a thread about a new feature on the BOM?
     
  18. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG]
    :lol::lol::lol:
    You sir have made my day. :thumb:

    This topic reminds me of a quote I heard at uni from some guys sat at a table nearby while I was reading

     
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    Sir, we have a foothold situation in SP command, doppelgangers have taken over! They're talking about genitalia!

    On-topic, I don't shave, because it itches, but sometimes trim. I'm not much of a sex fiend anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Yet.
     
  20. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    So you're in to hairballs like Ron Jeremy? :p
    IIRC, the ladies refer to that as the 'Love Trail'. :D :rolling:
     
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