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Bowel Movements…and the many names given to such things. (Bathroom Humor)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Kitrax, Feb 27, 2009.

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  1. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    So work has been slow…*really* slow. During such times, the best way to pass the time is to discuss random, and often stupid, subjects. Last night, the topic of choice was the many ways people say that they have to…well…poop. :p
    Below is a list that we came up with. Please feel free to add to it. :D

    “I have to….”

    Drop a deuce
    Drop a load
    Drop the kids off at the pool
    Go #2
    Go poo
    Pinch a loaf
    Pop a squat
    Take a crap
    Take a dump
    Take a poopy
    Take a turd
    Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

    And last but certainly not least…
    Take a S**t
     
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  2. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I think you meant "bowel movements".

    I'm not sure where you think this thread is going to go (no pun intended); a post in one of the other random threads would have probably sufficed :)
     
    Blackthorne TA, Feb 27, 2009
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  3. Disciple of The Watch

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    Cast some bronze.
    Bake a batch of brownies.
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Feb 28, 2009
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  4. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Yeah...but making a new thread gets more replies...which is what I'm after.
    LOL! Nice, I've never heard either of those terms. :lol:
     
    Kitrax, Feb 28, 2009
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    Take a Duke

    I never really understood where my American roommates got that one, but whatever.

    They also used to refer to my BMs as "making an Edmonton brown trout" -- I believe it was because my humungous turds took 3 flushes to get rid of and they decided it was because of my Canadian heritage.

    Good grief, what a disgusting topic. I hope the number of replies is worth it, Kit!
     
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  6. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    George Carlin had an interesting question on bowel movements. Why is it called taking a **** when you're clearly leaving it in the bowl? I remember the line "I'm going to take a ****." "Well don't take one of mine!"

    What, after you finish, are you going to fish it out of the bowl to show your friends? I just wipe, flush, wash my hands and get the hell out of the bathroom!
     
    Gnarfflinger, Mar 3, 2009
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  7. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Of course! I can't believe I forgot about that one! :p

    LMFAO!!! :shake: :grin: :shake: That made me laugh so hard I cried a little! :clap: I'd rep you once for each flush if I could! :p

    Oh please, everyone has a bit of bathroom humor bound up in their head...but most people are too prude to admit it.

    I'd love to hear someone like the Queen say something like, "Excuse me my darlings, but I must go and pinch a loaf!" :evil:
     
    Kitrax, Mar 3, 2009
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  8. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] Aside from the fact her majesty isn't inclined to nothern or cockney phrasing... that is simply disturbing.
     
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    Somewhat inspired by recent posts in the "Infraction Clean-up" thread:

    "A Blast From The Ass"

    :p
     
    Splunge, Mar 6, 2009
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  10. Death Rabbit

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    I can't believe this thread is still going. But since it is...

    I just gave birth to a little brown baby boy.

    Poop.
     
    Death Rabbit, Mar 6, 2009
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    Teaching the cosby kids to scuba dive.
     
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  12. T2Bruno

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    A bowl movement :p
     
    T2Bruno, Mar 7, 2009
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  13. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    What's that supposed to mean! :nolike:

    I just learned another at work tonight...though, it's a little racist for *me* to say, but since the guy who told me is from Mexico, I guess it would be alright to quote him:
    He said it, not me....so don't send me any death threats. :p
     
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  14. Death Rabbit

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    Dude, it's a thread about poop. Threads have gotten locked down for lesser taste before. :heh:

    I happen to think this thread is sweet poetic ambrosia, myself.

    Poop.
     
    Death Rabbit, Mar 8, 2009
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  15. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Backing the Brown Buick into the porcelain garage.
     
    Harbourboy, Mar 9, 2009
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  16. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    *GASP*
    Ol' Stick In The Mud actually contributed to this thread?!?! :eek:

    I was expecting a "You people are crazy" comment...not something that's actually quite funny and original...I wasn't prepared for this...I uhhhhh....wow, just wow. :p
     
    Kitrax, Mar 9, 2009
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  17. Silvery

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    The world just fell out of my bottom
     
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  18. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Haha, same here after I saw HB's post...

    or were you making a contribution of your own?
     
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  19. T2Bruno

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    Giving birth to a wrinkle neck.
     
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  20. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    My god, T2, that is grotesque... and yet, somehow awesome too.
     
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