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Your Flies

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Silvery, Jun 26, 2009.

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In what order do you fasten your trousers?

  1. Button First, then zip up

    24 vote(s)
    82.8%

  2. Zip up and then fasten the button?

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
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  1. Blades of Vanatar

    Blades of Vanatar Vanatar will rise again Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Remove all ads!
    Button Flys are the only safe way to insure total winkie protection. Otherwise, it takes only one wrong zip and... :D
     
    Blades of Vanatar, Jul 2, 2009
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  2. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Ida know, dude...I've been drunk enough to button my biznit.

    The only "safe" options are sweat pants or going pants-less. Rockin' it Winnie the Pooh style.

    [​IMG]

    Yup yup.
     
    Death Rabbit, Jul 2, 2009
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    I would love to be able to Pooh-it, but for some reason i don't think the Judge would agree. The "Well your honor, there i was, minding my own business.." defense would sadly crumble.:p
     
    Blades of Vanatar, Jul 2, 2009
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  4. Death Rabbit

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    Judge: What do you have to say for yourself, son?
    You: Your honor, I contend I'm doing nothing wrong.
    Judge: You're in blatant violation of our decency laws.
    You: Decent? I'm just rockin' it Pooh-style, playa! What could be more decent?
    Judge: Hmm...(looks on proudly) yes...indeed you are, son. Set this man free!

    That's better than the Chewbacca defense.
     
    Death Rabbit, Jul 2, 2009
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  5. Blades of Vanatar

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    LOL! If i had to worry about a Chewy Defense, i would join the priesthood.
     
    Blades of Vanatar, Jul 2, 2009
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  6. Decados

    Decados The Chosen One

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    Button and then zip. Oh, and then normally belt.

    I'm not really sure why anyone would do it any other way. Buttoning first gives you a stable position to zip from- if you try it the other way around, then you've got two fiddly actions instead of one.
     
    Decados, Jul 7, 2009
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