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Man marries girl from video game

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Montresor, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. Montresor

    Montresor Mostly Harmless Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    It had to happen! A man in Japan has married the sweetest girl he ever knew - virtual beauty Nene Anegasaki from Love Plus, the "love simulator" for Nintendo DS:

    Read the full article at dailytech.com!

    Be that as it may, I am NOT marrying Jaheira! :D
     
  2. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    What's wrong with those guys? What happened to casual relationships? Can't anyone have a virtual one night stand anymore?

    Really, marriage?! That is so wrong. :shake:
     
  3. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] I take it you guys have never heard of the woman who married the BERLIN WALL and then had an affair with a picket fence.

    I wish I was making that up. I really do.
     
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    Enjoy while you can SAL9000.. When the honeymoon's over, it's low battery every night :D .
     
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    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I wonder if moisture caused the DS to short out after the consumation?

    You can't; Beren has dibs. :D
     
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    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    For the love of God!

    That is all I have to say
     
  7. henkie

    henkie Hammertime Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    He may have pledged his undying love for her now, but what will he do when the sequel, Love Plus Plus: Two Plusses Don't Always Make a Negative comes out, where you can woo the math teacher Nana Aratsuki? Will he be able to stay true to his wife or will he fall for the sexiness of potentially unlimited amounts of math theorems?
     
  8. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    That's [censored] pathetic. What a sorry ass piece of trash.
     
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    Ah, Japan...welcome to the future, the land of the rising sun is where the dawn of a new age begins. I have seen the future and it is...yes...

    Amusingly pathetic...and weird.
     
  10. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    This is just one of those things that truely deserves:

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Well.. huh... it's because WE DON'T MARRY OUR FREAKIN' CARS! We just like how they look. As for out pets, they're alive!

    LOL, the facepalm says it all, Kit... :)
     
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    I'm drawing a line waaay before humping a toaster...

    If the relativity and/or assumed arbitrariness of morals would be excusable just by "drawing a line somewhere else"...

    Well, anyone for a bit of necrophilia? No-one's feelings get hurt there...and I'd like to see eating one's recently deceased as something we could redraw the line, wouldn't that be just swell...

    I'm expecting the first crime of passion with this videogame-lover. "Somebody else pushed her buttons and she went along with it!"
     
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    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    I don't know about Japan, but over here it's not ok to love your dog that way. :nono:
     
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    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    I wonder what his sex life is like with his new wife. Has his hand gotten any better now that he has a partner?
     
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Firstly, a relationship with a toaster is truly electrifying...you should try it some time. :thumb:

    Secondly, since when did necrophilia involve cannibalism? I mean, banging dead things is sick and wrong as it is, and eating people is just messed up...but when you combine the two, well...that's just too f***ed up for words. :nolike:
     
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    @Kit: Well, necrophilia doesn't necessitate cannibalism, but that was just there as an extreme example of a "victimless crime" where we might draw the line differently...

    On the basis of "it's ok in another culture, we shouldn't go and judge people since they have different morals". I think it's bull.
     
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    As many of you know, I lived in Japan for nearly 2 years. Like every modern society, it has great points and weird points. But I can totally see one of the messed up young men in Japan doing this. There's a large number of socially inept, stupid guys out there.
     
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    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    This guy is basically just saying, "I give up on society."
     
  19. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    He's just saying: "I don't deserve to be with a real woman." :rolleyes:
     
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    You know, in his defense, he could be saying "I don't deserve to be with a woman who complains all the time. I don't deserve to be with a frigging blanket hog who farts worse than a grandma on a steady chili diet. I don't deserve a woman who insults my clothes, friends and family and makes me spend time with her own mentally deficient clan. I don't deserve a selfish cow who will sleep with random guys and then divorce me and screw my finances for the next 20 years. I don't deserve to lose every minute of peace and quiet to fulfill the 'needs' of a <w>itch who doesn't give a damn about my needs. I deserve to be able to interact with something that doesn't tell me what to eat or complain that I don't make enough money or run up my credit cards. I deserve someone I can shut off at will, and won't whine if I decide to enjoy another video game, a little porn or some time with my friends."

    He could be saying that. Just saying.
     
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