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A chance for people to air those things that you normally can't get off your chest in public, as they go against the norm. I'll get the ball rolling....

- I don't care at all about global warming.

- Michael Jackson's dancing was really not that impressive.

- 24, Lost, Prison Break and the like are all ****.

- All drugs should be legalised.

- We don't owe the Gurkhas anything beyond their contract.

- Black women general aren't attractive. This isn't a 'racist' thing, I just can't think of any black women that I find attractive. There are plenty of stunning half cast women out there; Beyonce, Halle Berry, Christine Milian...

- Prison sentences in general are not strict enough.

- Obese people don't deserve to have television shows dedicated to them. Shows like You Are What You Eat should be banned, it's just common sense. Stop eating chips and drinking coke, start eating fruit & veg and start exercising. Voila.

- The consensus that we HAVE to support the troops annoys me immensely. No-one forced them to sign up. I never asked them to go to Helmand. And what about how many people they kill? Why don't we hear that? Don't they have wives and kids like our own deaths?

- The Irish, Scottish and Welsh should get over it.

- Prostitution should be legalised.

 

Okay, I had a stupid one written, but i'm going to go with a real one instead.

Planescape: Torment is a terrible game. I'm not just saying that for the lulz, it really is shoddy as hell, and how it's managed to gather so much fanatical support over the years astounds me. There must be something in the water.

 

Some people really should be tasered until they can learn to behave like functioning members of society

Ignorance and bigotry should have a form of punishment, preferably a sentence within a virtual reality where they have to suffer the indignities that they press onto others.

 

People who vlog on YouTube for a living aren't funny or clever. They should be shot. I'm looking at you, Shaycarl, you fat beardy wanker.

 

Welp, I can decidedly see why you can't voice those opinions.

All drugs should be legalized? Where I'm for marijuana legalization, there's also PCP. Legalizing one of these is practical if a bit risky. Legalizing the other is a recipe for disaster.

Also, that's your miracle solution to being overweight? Darling, you have a fabulous future in front of you in the business of scamming dieters. As far as losing weight goes, it doesn't even work, given that nutrition is a far more complex beast.

You don't think global warming is a big deal? You do realize that it's overwhelmingly likely now it'll result in widespread flooding, right?

Overall, you're mixing irrelevant pop culture with really serious issues while expending no effort to think about either. Congrats.

 

This.

Go ahead with the stupid one! However, your comments on PS:T should be punished with a tar and feathering!

 

This one isn't necessarily unpopular, but what the hell... The Cialis commercials should stop showing two people sitting outside in bathtubs. You're never going ot get it on sitting outside in a tub filled with cold water.

 

Come on Aldeth, be spicy - I know you've got it in you!

 

Them be fighting words. I love the Shaytards and I'm kinda partial to Charles Trippy too.

 

I really hate movies teaching succesful controlled people "feel" and let their emotions rule them. Emotions are generally bad and tend to put people in bad positions not to mention leading to all manner of death and destruction. If everyone learned how to control their emotions things would be much nicer.

 

There is nothing uglier than a newborn baby.

The solution to all the world's problems does not involve ice cream.

You're forgetting their slogan - "The water is cold, but your member is bold."

 

Italy, Spain and Greece should be detached from Europe and drift to Africa.

 

I'm glad someone had the courage to say it... finally. Some other things that suck: ice cream, sex, a week's vacation in Hawaii... with unlimited ice cream and unlimited sex.

I'm glad we cleared that up.

 

Unless it's yours!

Sex? Maybe you need some more lessons.

 

So you're saying that you believed me?

Spoiler

For those who didn't catch my sarcasm... all of those things, including Planescape Torment, are awesome, in the universal sense of the word!

New born babies can be ugly, sure. They're small. They're wrinkly. Mine often looks like a grouchy old man, others times a wrinkled half troll midget, with a bad attitude. But that doesn't stop me from kissing his head and making goo goo noises at him!

 

Are you saying that you believed me?

Congrats, again on your baby. [obviously, you don't need lessons].

 

Well, I don't know. Maybe the reason my son came out all tiny, wrinkled, and not-quite-yet-human looking, or to use Splunge's eloquent term, ugly, is because I didn't do it correctly.

Some lessons may indeed be in order yet, which I guess I should resign myself to. I better talk to my wife about this new responsibility immediately --not that there will be any action any time soon, mind you.

Thanks Chandos for bringing this huge character flaw to my attention!!

 

and then a big wall should be built around Africa and we should leave it alone for at least one hundred years. Hopefully, by that time they will have their **** together.

 

QTF

You're doing it wrong. However, I'll give you blow jobs......... actually, I could have worded that 100x better. FML.

 

Hoping that these are nothing more than jokes, I'll reply with the same manner.

Holland should return to where it realy belongs. To the bottom of the sea.

Colombus must burn in hell for all eternity for his curiosity.