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Hot Bank Robber Captured In Colorado!

Discussion in 'Alley of Dangerous Angles' started by Gaear, Aug 10, 2011.

  1. Gaear

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    Lee-Grace Dougherty, leader of the so-called 'Dougherty Gang,' which commited a bank robbery in Georgia, has been captured in Colorado. Her brothers Dylan and Ryan were also in the gang and were captured, but the most significant thing is that Lee-Grace is hot.

    Lee-Grace (and her two brothers) was captured after a car chase and gunfight with police. Lee-Grace was shot in the leg. (Her brothers were presumably un-shot. At least they were never mentioned.)

    Lee-Grace was a stripper in Florida. (The other two were ... whatever - one was a sex offender or something.)

    The case is enjoying notariety today, but it has [STRIKETHROUGH]nothing[/STRIKETHROUGH] everything to do with Lee-Grace being hot. In The Daily Mail's article, a handful of images of Lee-Grace from her Flickr account in which she is provacatively half-clothed precede images of wanted posters, bank robbery stills, and other significant things.

    The funny thing is, she doesn't look so great in her mug shots. I wonder if this story will lose steam once those get out, or will the Flickr images prevail and keep the story on page one? Only time will tell!

    I also wonder ... if three random SPers (let's say BTA, dmc, and LKD) formed a gang (the Acronym Gang, AKA 'tAG') and started robbing banks, would they be breathlessly covered in the media without a suitably provacative frontwoman? Somehow I doubt it. :p
     
  2. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    So, I felt the need to look at the article you linked. I find her distinctively UN-hot and her face is mediocre at best. Certainly, she is situationally hot when compared to, say, all other bankrobbers, but that's why everyone fawns all over Danica Patrick -- she's situationally hot when compared to all other race car drivers.

    As an aside, I have never heard of this woman, her gang, or her bank robberies.
     
  3. Gaear

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    Have a look at Google News, dmc ... it's front and center (including more half-naked mirror self-portraits). ;)

    I agree, she's "situationally" hot, as you put it (the fact that she's a stripper at 'Cheaters' in Florida should make it clear how far she's gotten on her looks), but that's not really relevant. She's hot enough to fuel a news story. Especially considering the ugly mugs on most rank and file criminals. :heh:
     
  4. joacqin

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    She is not even situationally hot.
     
  5. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    joa - considering that most bankrobbers are male, I would have to disagree with you. :p
     
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    This is hilarious -

    According to Alexa-dot-com ('the web information company'), the top ten hottest web searches right now are:

    1. Julie Newmar
    2. Pippa Middleton (!)
    3. London riots
    ...
    9. Lee Grace Dougherty
    ...
    16. Dougherty Gang

    So Lee Grace is rated, first of all, and she's in the top ten, and she's out-ranking her own gang.

    (And wtf - Pippa is outranking the freaking riots? I guess the Pippa vs. Kate SP thread is responsible for influencing that. ;) )
     
  7. Blades of Vanatar

    Blades of Vanatar Vanatar will rise again Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    She is not hot. She has a lot of bottom going on as well as some gut. Rather average to small bumps up top as well. She is 10 lbs from fat to me. With a Buttaface to boot.

    Buutttt......she is a chic bank robber and that scores big points with me! :cool: Makes her instantly doable.... ahem, if I was single of course. I mean, I would never even think about such a...
     
  8. Marceror

    Marceror Chaos Shall Be Sown In Their Footsteps Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Were I still single, wearing some beer goggles... maybe. :D
     
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    Yeah, about that for me as well. Except that I am single, so it's a bit easier.

    Still, I'd rather choose a girl with a less troublesome hobby. Couldn't she prefer to play scrabbles, make pottery, raise canaries or some such?
     
  10. T2Bruno

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    You guys haven't been to many strip joints -- she's not bad for a stripper.

    She's certainly doable, not even a one bagger. You guys are talking about her like she's a coyote breakfast or something.
     
  11. Gaear

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    Her Flickr page said she liked to wreck cars and "shoot guys" and cause mayhem with her siblings (no kidding), and that she was a redneck and proud of it. You should go for it, Shaman. ;)

    I think some of you guys are overplaying your standards ... I mean, sure she's not hot like a Hollywood starlet or anything, but she's not bad either. She's not nasty. Okay maybe she is a little nasty, but she's not ... oh forget it. ;)

    Suffice it to say, I strongly suspect most of you would "hit that" with some regularity given the right circumstances, such as if you were traveling the country with her robbing banks and you didn't know when any given day might be your last.
     
  12. dmc

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    You must go to different strip joints, T2. Must be that Navy background. Admittedly, I don't go to many (read: any) strip joints these days, but even when it was bachelor party season, she wouldn't have been allowed in as a waitress or bartender in the places we went to.

    Edit: Gaear - if I were going around the country with her robbing banks, that would make me her brother. I kinda doubt I would "hit that" unless . . . are they from Arkansas?
     
  13. Blades of Vanatar

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    "Not bad for stripper" isn't much of a compliment to be honest. Most strippers are nasty little creatures. It's the high end joints that have the top shelf stuff. But your mostly right T2, because what makes the stripper truly desirable is her "Abilities" not looks.... ;)
     
  14. Marceror

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    There is some nice eye candy in Vegas... as I recall from many years back.
     
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    I'm sure she could only find work in low-rent strip joints. I don't think they would even let her in the city limits of Las Vegas.
     
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    Not necessarily; Bonnie & Clyde weren't siblings. Of course they ended up being dead so running around the country robbing banks with a chick may not be such a good idea.
     
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    She's an average woman, I think. Give her 3 months to tone up and some expert makeup and clothing support, she'd look pretty good. But she's not model material or anything like that.

    Of course, she is a criminal. Therefore, in LKD's book she deserves nothing but a long sentence in jail. She likely will play the whole "innocent girl who fell in with a bad crowd through no fault of her own" and get off scot free, which pisses me off, but whatever.
     
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    I think we can just afford to be picky :p I don't find her that attractive, her body isn't too bad, but I live in a university town on the South Coast of england - I'm spoilt ;)
     
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    I've seen pictures of many of the men on this site ... no, they can't be picky.
     
  20. Gaear

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    LMAO :D

    Not this time, LKD. The other two will be saying that about her. The account I read of the crash/gunfight was that she was the one who came out shooting, and I think it was her who shot out the tires on the cop car earlier. You usually don't shoot cops or shoot at cops or even point guns at cops without serious repercussions. It was her gang, and the leaders usually take the fall.

    I think she'll be popular in certain circles for a while though. Her facebook page already has a steady stream of tools pledging their undying love/admiration for her (some commending her for her bold, decisive actions like the London chavs, others simply admiring her badunka-dunk).

    [edit]

    Okay, further research shows that Cheaters Gentlemen's Club in Cocoa Beach FL is a 3 1/2 star establishment, as rated in 120 reviews. The dancers are rated an upwardly middling 6.91 out of 10 (gotta love the precision figures). Cover is $5, which seems really low, but dances are an industry standard $20. (No $10 budget deals here ... if you want Lee Grace on your lap for three minutes, you got to pay what's fair.) Drinks (presumably a beer) are $4, which is reasonable for a topless bar. The place looks a bit of a dump from the outside though.

    This all sounds about Grace Lee's speed, to be honest.
     
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