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Well, I just finished a trip through memory lane by viewing all the old threads I made. (It's kind of interesting reviewing your own history that way BTW.) I discovered an old poll that I thought was kind of funny so I thought I would make another newer version of the same poll.

You guessed it! UNDERWEAR! Whatcha got on under there?

 

Boxer briefs, all kinds of colors and motifs.

But, needless to say, during the weekends I wear luscious red lace and stockings. They match wonderfully with my high heels. Fabulous!
Ta!

 

The term is 'commando' not buff ... a very comfortable option in the summer with shorts.

Otherwise, Scooby-Doo boxers are the norm for me. Although I needed more support during my recovery from ... yeah ... nevermind.

We should be able to vote for more than one option.

 

Sorry about that Bruno, I realized I should have allowed more than one option after I had posted the thread, and I don't see any way I can alter it now. I guess you guys just have to choose the option that you mostly use.

@Mon - I assume you are familiar with the lumberjack song .

 

Thanks to your teachings, yes. "I like to press wild flowerrrs"

 

What are sexy sundries?

 

I actually don't know what 5 of the items on the list are... Thunderwear? Sexy Sundries? Holy Toledo? (don't know what rags are either) Crossovers? Buff?

Ok, the last one was explained, but I never heard of the term before.

And does anybody actually wear a bikini as underwear?

 

@ Gaear - Sexy Sundries are just basically hot stuff that is .... stimulating to the eye.

@ Mesmero - Thunderwear was basically something silly that I made up in the really old poll and decided to keep it because it sounds funny and maybe somebody can identify with it.
Sexy Sundries, ^ see above explanation
Holy Toledo are rags which are really old and falling apart undies!
Crossovers are these.
And like you said, buff has already been explained.

 

What's there for the women who don't wear a thong, lace bustier, fem-boxers, bikini, or buff (with a belt as a skirt, of course), but just a simple slip? Are those tighty whities? (Gosh, I just realized I have no knowledge of foreign names for underwear!)

Also, at odd numbered weeks I wear a koteka during the weekends. Apparently, it's incredibly sexy, given the amount of attention I get.

 

Boxer briefs baby, boxer briefs. You've got to admire the man who still puts pants* on though!

* That's proper pants, not trousers Americans like to call pants!

 

@ Mon - I guess I didn't really consider the options for women carefully enough (which is strange considering I am one ) I guess Tighty Whities could be considered just your average underwear for both women and men. What is a koteka?

@ Barmy - And what are "proper pants" ?

 

Proper pants are underwear

Very few women wear slips anymore in England, when they are worn they're usually accompanied by another form of undergarment.

 

Mix of Tighties, Boxer Briefs or Go Commando, depends on the activities planned for the day. Can't stand regular boxers....

 

I never understood going commando ... how is that even possible unless you're lounging in a bathrobe or something?

 

I always thought of it as being "unrestricted". Means the boys can swing and feel free to air out. Exit shower, air dry and slap on a pair of loose, broken-in jeans, some flip-flops and your favorite tee and you should be good to go.

 

It's just not wearing underwear... there's nothing special to it. Some people just don't wear underwear.

 

The idea of operating a zipper anywhere near the boys (and their dad) without a protective layer of fabric guarding them is just scary to me.

Also chafing, and the risk of inadvertent peep shows when wearing shorts ... the girls in the office were just complaining in horror (literal horror) about that phenomenon the other day as regards a certain heavyweight fellow who had no business thinking that his business was anything anyone else would want to make their business.

Also, as regards girls, they can do lots of stuff guys can't do because they are magical and just generally way cooler. Seriously, girl-commando sounds cool; guy-commando sounds wrong for humanity.

 

Trust me, seeing a woman go too long without a bra isn't magical or cool

 

From Jeff Foxworthy ("You might be a redneck" fame):

A wife says to her husband, "I'm not wearing any underwear." The husband thinks, "Yeah! I may get lucky tonight!"

A husband says to his wife, "I'm not wearing any underwear." The wife thinks, "Oh man...now I'm going to have to wash those pants twice."

 

I crack up when watching Jackass skits where Knoxville is in makeup as an old dude with his boys sagging out a few inches below his shorts...