Liverpool won the FA cup!

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Die, evil bitches! Liverpool will win the treble on wednesday!

 

As a now very sad Arsenal fan I'd just like to say congratulations and I won't mention the handball or the magnet behind the Liverpool goal that kept the ball out on far too many occasions. And I'm also not bitter about always beeing runner up and not actually winning anything (well not since the double in 98) anymore and the team getting too old and the manager likely to leave after next year and half the team go with him and....

'scuse me while I cry for a bit

Anyway, now make sure you go and win that bloody treble to make it a bit easier to take our loss.

[This message has been edited by Slappy (edited May 14, 2001).]

 

Owen for president!

I wonder how long it will last until Sir Bel
comes by asking if it is about soccer

 

I must admit I was kind of sad with 10 minutes left of the match... But I was even happier after! Feel the wrath of Owen, lazy spanians! Fear the skills of Hypiä!

[This message has been edited by Mollusken (edited May 14, 2001).]

 

Shouldn't that be Hÿppia ?

 

Don't know. Not that good at Finish. Excellent defender anyway!

 

VILLA VILLA VILLA!.................oh hang on..............no...............shit!

 

I am actually from Liverpool, but I will be the first to admit that although we won... I don't think we deserved to with the performance on the field. In my opinion Arsenal out played us and had more chances on goal, but I suppose it IS about who scores the most goals at the end of the day!

TREBLE HERE WE COME!!!

 

Robbery in Cardiff – Scousers suspected

Police in Cardiff were today searching for a gang of 15 men, believed to be from the Liverpool area, after a valuable piece of antique silverware was stolen from the Millennium Stadium.

The silver was smuggled out of the stadium in full view of almost 70,000 people following an unprovoked attack on a party of elderly visitors from London. The mugging took place late on Saturday afternoon as the pensioners from north London were enjoying a stroll in the spring sunshine.

A spokesman for South Wales police said: "This was a particularly nasty and cowardly assault. The attackers lulled the elderly gentlemen into a false sense of security by standing around doing absolutely nothing for over an hour. Then, just as the visitors were about to get back onto their coach and return to the capital, the vicious young thugs struck."

Police are particularly interested in talking to one member of the gang who is described as "young, dwarfish, with an annoying girlish smile; a real Oliver Twist type". He is believed to be Welsh but adopts a Liverpool accent and claims to be English.

The gang, which includes several political refugees and illegal immigrants from Central Europe, is led by a French-speaking "Fagin" who is also a master forger and pickpocket.

"This man has no scruples whatsoever. We believe he steals most of his ideas from a near neighbour in Lancashire a man he much admires. We have interviewed this man, and although he is a former owner of the property and also guilty of a similar crime himself in Barcelona adopting similar methods some two years ago, he is above reproach."

However, there were fears tonight that the gang had embarked on a crime spree in Europe themselves. The police spokesman added: "We have alerted Interpol and are watching all ports but we fear they may have already left the country. They were overheard by some witnesses talking about heading for Germany on Wednesday. We can only hope they won't be back in Wales for a long time to come."


"Come on you reds"

[This message has been edited by Viking (edited May 16, 2001).]

 

*ROTFLMAO* Viking where have you found this?

 

ROFLOL, Viking!

 

Mate of mine forwarded it to me this morning, gotta admit I dunno where it came from. Had me in fits though. Spot on.

Reds rule!

 

Liverpool won the UEFA cup! 5-4 over Alaves in Dortmund!

 

Gary Mcallister just kicks arse(nal)! To be man of the match tonight despite being 36 or whatever is incredible. It's been a good old week, I'm a Spurs fan so it was great to see the Gooners get beat, plus my girlfriend's a Liverpudllian so she's dead happy.

WOOHOO!

 

Congrats on the treble. As I mentioned above, I'm an Arsenal and particularly enjoyed the 'Robbery in Cardiff' post above. I sent this to a Liverpool mate of mine and he sent the following 'news article' back in reply:

MUGGING ALLEGATIONS DISMISSED
In the wake of the news concerning the recent heinous mugging of elderly London pensioners in Wales' self-proclaimed 'glorious' capital, Cardiff, it is emerging from an independent source outside of Highbury that the aforementioned pensioners were in fact mainly French & Swedish tourists, enjoying an extended lucrative tax holiday at the expense of the British football watching public.

It seems that far from mugging them, the Scousers were indeed handed the valuables in question by the bewildered and senile troupe, who had collectively failed on numerous occasions to safely stash the antique on their own coach. The police believe that the unusually hot May afternoon may have helped muddle the pensioners who, once they realised their mistake, did not have the energy to chase the upstarts and retrieve the goods.

The chief offender, a Monseiur Thierry Henry, threw the antique silverware to the Liverpudlians on two or three occasions. He admitted afterwards that he did not know his arse from his elbow, "Je n'ai pas fait mon ass de mon d'elbow " he was heard to say. Meanwhile another shady member of the party, Nigerian drug smuggling suspect and alleged leader of an illegal smuggling ring, Kanu, spoke of his horror at having travelled to Carlisle, QPR, Blackburn on his route to Cardiff only to lose the plot completely when there. He was later comforted by reformed alcoholic and petty car criminal Tony Adams.

The French & Swedish tourists are currently enjoying their twilight years in the Wenger Residential Home for the Elderly. In the wake of this loss it is widely expected that they will now probably relocate back to France before the onset of a gruelling English winter, or chose warmer climes in Italy and Spain.

Social historians have noted too that Saturday's Millenium incident was a carbon copy in reverse of a similar event which took place in the district of Wembley in 1971. At that date the then mainly Scottish Londoners effected a similar heist against their northern counterparts. One history watcher noted however that, 'the key difference between these two incidents was that the hard Northerners didn't bleat about their misfortune at the time and will probably not mythologise about the incident ad nauseum for years to come."

Earlier allegations against Baby Face Owen, that it was his fault as he is Welsh have been dismissed as ludicrous. Referring to another alleged incident of injustice from a few years back (in which another Wenger resident, Dutch Londoner Dennis Bergkamp, was found guilty of giving presents to underage Mancunians) one Welsh onlooker was heard to say, "it's always the same with these foreign London types. Ever since that Ryan Giggs affair in Birmingham the Welsh have been villified by this crowd".

The Multinational Londoners do not travel well in Wales. Time has not dimmed the memory of their claims that another "dwarf" , Mickey Thomas, mugged them in the northern slum of Wrexham in the early 1990s.

 

Scenes from the final : http://www.nextwish.org/features/potd/12-04-01.jpg

 

Ok, my mistake, it should be Hyypiä.