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A woman's perfect breakfast

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Padeen Dragonblade, Aug 28, 2002.

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    A woman's perfect breakfast

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee
    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box
    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week
    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl
    and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

    My friend Michelle sent this to me so I thought I'd just post it cause it's funny. (Maybe not to women.

    [ August 28, 2002, 20:38: Message edited by: Taluntain ]
     
    Padeen Dragonblade, Aug 28, 2002
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    Mesmero How'd an old elf get the blues?

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    Although I'm not a woman, I didn't find that was very funny. I think it is a lame joke.
     
    Mesmero, Aug 28, 2002
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    Yah that was pretty dumb and I'm not a women either. I think you need to find some better jokes if you want to post them.
     
    Psycho. the fanged rabbit, Aug 28, 2002
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    Baaaaaaadddddd..... :nolike:

    [ August 28, 2002, 21:07: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]
     
    Z-Layrex, Aug 28, 2002
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    [​IMG] A ... joke ... ? :eek:
     
    Ragusa, Aug 28, 2002
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    Make that my boss on the milk carton ... it would be perfect for this man!
     
    Mathetais, Aug 28, 2002
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    Math, you want you're boyfriend on the cover of Playgirl?
     
    Donovan Bane, Aug 28, 2002
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    That was really minging...

    This woman is cheating on her husband!!!

    Good joke though. :D
     
    Teensabre, Aug 28, 2002
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    [​IMG] I wonder if all of the women that complained about the "women bashing" jokes are going to complain about this one too?? That would be the politcally correct thing to do, after all.
    Personally I thought this was humorous, but kinda lame. :rolleyes:
     
    Keraptisdm, Aug 28, 2002
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    Wouldn't go on Buzzle.com

    Would go on Buzzle.com

    The woman is changed to a man.
    His girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy.
    His wife is on the milk carton.
     
    Oaz, Aug 28, 2002
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    [​IMG] I don't get it?
    :hmm: :hahaerr:
     
    Errol, Aug 29, 2002
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    Hey, I'm not American, so please explain this:
    What does it mean to be on a milk carton?
    What is Wheaties box, and what does it mean to be on that?
    Perhaps then, us Europeans can understand the joke too.....
     
    Blue, Aug 29, 2002
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    [​IMG] Missing people get their pictures put on milk cartons :p .

    And Michael Jordan gets put on Wheaties (cereal) boxes.
     
    Big B, Aug 29, 2002
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    [​IMG] That sucked, man.
     
    SlimShogun, Aug 29, 2002
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    [​IMG] ME! :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
    Shadowhunter, Aug 29, 2002
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    That joke wasn't too bad and I am a lady. If you want to hear some real jokes just ask Mac. He'll be happy to help. :)
     
    Lady Loulex, Aug 31, 2002
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