Ironbeard & Darien in Shocking Exclusive

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I was shocked today upon opening the new wallpapers for NWN from Bioware. For those who haven’t seen them, links are posted on the front page:
http://vnfiles.ign.com/rpgvault/nwn/fighters_800.jpg

While the pictures clear up a number of potentially confusing issues, in particular, Darien’s ‘two handed sword’ syndrome, they also raise some quite disturbing questions:

1) Did Ironbeard and Darien give Bioware permission to use these shots, or is this another case of intrusive media reporting?
2) Where does Darien store her trout?
3) Why is Ironbeard only wearing a pair of Marks & Spencer’s underpants?

This last question is especially disturbing considering the recent posts on the BG2 forum about a lack of Dwarven romances? This raises a fourth question – is the ‘couple’s’ anger explained by being ‘interrupted’ by the skeleton hoards.

Anyway, I leave you to draw your own conclusions while we wait for an innocent explanation of the facts.

PS. Ironbeard – do those underpants provide any armour class bonuses?

 

*ROTFL*

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Didn't you see the troutholster on her left hip? (It is one of the rarely used fin-down type)

 

LOL ROTFLMAO!!!! Slappy, that is classic!

The fun never stops here! LOL!

 

Hey Slappy, did I mention?

 

Hey, I have a "maybe stupid for you" question:

Since my first language is french, sometime there's word in english that I dont understand. What the hell is a "trout" ???

 

Look at me!

 

I'm a sweetwater fish prefering quick floating brooks with crystalclear water and btw, the favourite meelee weapon of Darien.

 

...and very tasty in most preperations
*grasps for the trout*

 

Wassup, for another indication of what a 'trout' is. Have a look at this link showing Darien using the trout as her favourite melee weapon:
http://www.drpwarwick.co.uk/Temp/TheTroutQueen.jpg

 

He, Slappy that brings another question on top: Did she cut and colour her hair just for Ironbeard???

 

I'll have you all know, that I have of late developed a distinct distaste for trout, and thus this smelly little fish is no longer a member of my arsensal. He is simply playing on your sympathies for lack of anything constructive to do with his trivial little piscine life.

*gladly hands the trout to Bogi*

You are welcome to it! Prepare away, please!

 

Thank you Mylady Noella!
*bows to the Nolongertroutqueen*
Who cleans the vegetables?

 

Ok I understand. So Darian is a hot sexy girl carrying a smelly fish?

 

*looses attemt to look serious*
*ROTFL*

 

*pokes Wassup in the eye with her Equalizer*

That's for the fish comment, AND for the orcish crack!

Now, GO AWAY!!!

 

But you must be happy with the "hot sexy girl" thing. no?

 

Hmm... let me think... NO! It's neither original nor flattering, considering it sounds like a comment from a girlie magazine. Sorry... No offense...

 

Maybe it's not very original, I agree, and it was not intend to be. But you must agree that it's better than "big fat mamma".

 

Sure, but agreeing that horse sh** smells better than pig sh** still leaves one smelling like sh**. So what's the point? _

 

She's got a point... (cue snare drum and... crash)