Post for random babbling, possibly with some sense, #3

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God i would!

 

Xenecor - I sure did. Who wouldn't?

I love a guy in uniform, how was I to know it was really a female?

Its probably best to ignore the above.

 

First question, who in here are guys, and who are girls?
Second question, what are the legal drinking/driving ages in England and Finland? (in Canada it generally depends on the province, but I'll speak for Ontario [where I live now] LEGAL drinking age is 19, and 1st driver's license at 16, 2nd at 17 and 3rd at 18)
Now, those 3-wheel cars are great, what else looks so stupid on the road?
And last, I really don't think relationships in the teens should be separated by more than 5 years. Think of a 15-year old going out with a 10-year old. Bonus for the 10-year old, but lame for the 15-year old. Plus, most relationships that mid-teens have with 20-year old guys (that I know of) involve a horny@$$ guy looking for some young-lovin' (of course, I live on a military base, so all the 20-year olds are privates or maybe corporals, so they're pretty male-whorish).

 

...and so SP reached the 3000 members, calls for celebration methinks...

 

In the UK you can get a provisional license at 17, although the government are considering to lower it to 16, but with certain restrictions if someone that young is driving. You can buy alcohol from a shop at 18, but it's a bit unspecific if your in a restaurant, and you can generally get some alcohol at 17.

 

Alcohol is legal when you are 15 in denmark. But most kids drink when they are 13-14.

So no wonder Denmark has the highest rate of drinking teens.

This is from Unicef's yearly report

 

My elementary school last year was Unicef crazy: Go out to a party, "BRING A UNICEF!", go out for Halloween, "BRING A UNICEF!", get on the bus, "BRING A UNICET!"

Ok, maybe the last one was exagerating, but that's the general idea.

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LOOOOOOOOOOL.

Unicef as the scary monster. That'll be the day Shadow Chick

 

What's a UNICET?

 

UNICET is an organisation established by the UN to commemorate the fact that T and F are really close on keyboards.

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From the smoky corridors of the Tantive IV we find ourselves now deep in the swamps of Dagobah on day 29 of our trek...

"I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda

"I'm looking for someone." - Luke

"Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?" - Yoda (laughs)

"Right." - Luke (trying to keep from smiling)

"Help you I can. Yes, mmm." - Yoda

"I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior." - Luke

"Ahhh! A great warrior." - Yoda (laughing and shaking his head) "Wars not make one great."

 

I would like to apologize to all those who were offended by my offhand humor, which I suppose should needs to be clarified. I meant no insult to the female sex, but simply wanted to portray some frustration at a certain female in the world, mainly a teacher. I apologize for exposing all of you to my poorly timed joke, and ask humbly for the forgivness of any I have offended.

 

Apology accepted, Corilathi.

On the age thing, I would not condone a 13 year old dating a 23 year old (Even if I know that this happens) I was thinking more along the lines of those people who are in their late teens, 16 or 17, and at the moment I ma too tired to argue.

And, I challenge all of you to wear plastic flowers pinned to your cklothes to school/work!

Ara
(The flower is influencing my thought process....)

 

I guess we can forgive you Corilathi...after we feed you Mystraor maybe not.

I lost another warhammer battle this weekend. I didnt add up my points right. I was slaughtered by a bunch of dwarves.

After readding my points I find out I'm 52 points off the 1000 point mark.

 

Like I don't already wear plastic flowers pinned to my clothes.

 

Day 28 Death Star

"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence." - Moff Jerjerrod

"You may dispense with the pleasentries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule." - Vader

"I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." - Jerjerrod

"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." - Vader

"I tell you, this station will be operational as planned." - Jerjerrod

"The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation." - Vader

"But he asks the impossible. I need more men." - Jerjerrod

"Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives." - Vader

"The Emperor's coming here?" - Jerjerrod (the look on his face here is priceless)

"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress." - Vader

"We shall double our efforts." - Jerjerrod

"I hope so Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader

 

Apology accepted, Coralathie. I am just a pinch too feminine, so I tend to overeacte to those kind of comments.

 

Which army do you use Dragonrider Skyward?

 

day -2700

Luke: Look I'll just play Naive, look there are Gaffi-sticks and Bantha tracks it's just. I've never seen them hit anything this big before.

Obi: (Then I'll play the too wise old man), These aren't the sandpeople you are looking for, they can go about their business... opps. Wrong scene. *ahem*. right.. We were only ment to think they did. Sandpeople always ride single filed to hide their numbers

C3P0; I'll just burn some random Jawas with R2D2.

Luke: If they traced the robots here, they might have learned who they sold them to(like some Jawa would tell *that*, when they were slaughtered anyway.. "oh"... they did)

Obi: Luke! Don't go. It is too dangerous, So I'll just stand here and don't use my forcepowers to stop you or your speeder.


LATER at Moss Eisley.

Luke: I'll just play naive, How are we gonna get past those guards?

Obi: I'll just paly the too wise old man. Let me handle it.

Obi: These droids aren't the droids you are looking for. We can go about our business.

Guard: Sure, why the hell not.

Obi: And look at these blastpoints. To acurate for sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise.

Guard; uhhm you want us to shoot you?

Obi: Here try it with the blast shield down.

Guard. Oh well. Sure, why the hell not.

Obi: Doh! wrong scenes. I gotta get my lines straightened out. I feel a tremor in the force.

Luke: We'll just wing it Obi; Sorry about the mess....

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You know how Anakins mother says he doesn't have a father? I think she just changed the story because it sounds more appealing. I bet it was actually a Jedi party and she can't remember which one it was... Seeing how he's filled with force and short and talks funny in Ep1 I alwys figured it might be Yoda...

Or the 'milkshake theory' from Twins.