Teachers with funny names

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What the topic says. Teachers you have / had at school with funny names

I had
Miss Pratt (Maths)
Miss Chase (Maths)
Miss Rolls (Special Needs)
Miss Dye (RE)
Miss Voyce (English)
Mr Chambers (CDT)
Mr Gay (CDT)
Mr Woodcock (Headteacher)

 

I am from finland so the name are finnish names
but i am trying to translate them.
One is called Aija Nissi which means: Aija Nipple.
And another is Outi Maksa which means Outi Liver.

 

Mr. Woodcock is the headteacher! ROTFL That is just way too funny

 

The deputy head at my school was mr simpson. but he looked so much like mr burns. The irony of it all.

 

My friend had a professor named McBeth, which was close enough for him. Every time she entered the class, my friend would say "a drum, a drum, McBeth doth come" which annoyed the daylights out of the poor woman.

The principal at my school has the initials J.C., and given his ego, it's somewhat appropriate.

[ February 21, 2003, 21:04: Message edited by: Depaara ]

 

*sigh* Poor Mr Woodcock..... Or Timberdick as he was otherwise known as

 

Mr Cox - Tech teacher
Mr White - not very funny but my friends IT teacher in the boys school has the same name.
Miss West, Mrs South, Ms North and Madam west - all at my second primary school.

Miss Cleavage - what can I say? lived to her name....

 

Toby (removed) aka Mein Führer.. Toby is a dog name... here boy, thats a good boy!!

 

-Miss Riebbels
-Mr Vogels
-Mr Kaasbuik

I live in Belgium so I'l translate a bit. The last two mean 'Mr Birds' and 'Mr Cheesebelly'. Gotta say, the last two are Dutch teachers with typically Dutch names! (not Belgian!)

 

Miss DiPasquale
Mr. Szczesniak

Both are funny names, and both I have this semester.

[ February 22, 2003, 19:08: Message edited by: reepnorp ]

 

I had an English teacher; Mr. Cock.

[ February 22, 2003, 11:32: Message edited by: Silverblade ]

 

My old Enlish teacher's last name was Spooner, so he demanded to be called by his first name. He got absolutely LIVID if you called him by his last name... (In Finland being on first name basis with teachers is pretty usual....) And with a name like that, who wouldn't?

Then, I had a maths teacher named Juhani Fiskaali (Fiscal) and iirc correctly the meaning of that word, the guy was doomed to be a maths teacher...

If I remember more, I'll post them.

(on a TTT high)

 

This is norwegian, but anyway....
L.A Allum
R. Manengen
Hilchen Sundby(doesn't sound norwegian
Jarleif Ellingsbø

 

Mr. Cox - Tech

Sebastian Rougerie - everyone calls him different names, when we discovered his first name everyone sung "Under the sea" from the little Mermaid and we all reckon that he bought sexy underwear for his wifes BDay - he virtually admitted it. Then we discovered he had *found* a lesbian calander and we were teasing and arguing with him about it for half the lesson before we started work Mr Rougy

Miss Sumner - not scary... well she is a bit... but the name, on a map I had drawn years ago and labelled a month before I had heard of her. She lives up to the country

 

Mr Jason Mungles.

And Mr Hugh Amos. (surprisingly enough, we called him Huge....)

 

Mr. Partridge for Phys Ed. Boy was he quick on his feet.

Mr. Wong for Physics. We all call him Mr. Wrong because of all the mistakes he makes.

Mr. Hammer for science. Very tough course, he laid down the law strictly.

 

Our delightful art teacher. She loved to fail every freshmen she's ever had. So, everyone refers to Mrs. Holloway as Mrs. Rollaway. let's just say that nickname fits.

 

My Agriscience teacher was named Ms. Byrd, which was rather appropriate. I also had a pair of first grade teachers named Ms. Cloth and Ms. Bun.

 

I had a mr. the cock at my school, several I guess, it's a commen name in holland.

There was a boy named: Dick de Cock now that's torture