Your Most Embarrassing Moment

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Sorry for being so nosy (to some people), but do any of you remember your most embarrassing moment?

My brother's: When he was in 1st grade, a boy named Jamie pulled down his pants while he (my brother) was on the monkey bars, then replied "Nice underwear (Barney). "

 

The day a girl told the whole year group by microphone I was circumsised (it was considered a big deal by 11 year olds).

 

That's cold.

Here's one. I don't know about most embarrassing, but it sucked.

I was a sophmore in college. A freshman named Marybeth moved into my dorm. We were hitting it off well, hanging out, etc. Nothing had happened but it looked like it was moving in a positive direction. So we're walking to church of all places, past this romantic pond, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, hair trigger fart. There was nothing I could do. It's audible. She hears it. Our eyes meet. I say "Did someone step on a duck?" (quickly qouting Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack). She starts laughing and we continue on to church. Needless to say, my chances were gone.
True story.
It sucked.

 

I'm not going to tell my most embarressing because...well...it's embarressing...but I did flash this guy at my lunch table in high school once. Completely on accident. Pink bra and everything. And then there's the fact that.....well....After my parents got a divorce and all...I used to wet the bed. Yeah. That wasn't fun.

 

Yeah lots of people wet the bed after something that traumatic happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

Making out with a girl at a party, we were standing next to a wall on the dancefloor. We accidentally flipped the big lights on and off a couple of times. The fact that I kiss with my eyes closed and was as drunk as a fox, kinda prevented me from seeing that. Everybody else saw though. I was informed of what I had done, three weeks after the party.

That was one hell of a party huh Master of Nuhn?

[ November 10, 2002, 14:00: Message edited by: Faragon ]

 

Getting injured in chess club. When the teacher was filling out the accident form, he had to check "other" for the location, because library was not on the list.

 

When I went to my first piano recital, I wore this really pink frilly dress... So embarrassing. Everyone teased me so much, I started crying in the bathroom and wouldn't come out until the audience and all the other piano players left the school.

 

I had thought of posting this topic once before but new it meant I would have to reveal my 'moment'!

Mine was similar to Jacks.
I was in a room at school having a rehearsal with a pianist I thought was cute and might like to hook up with. It was winter, all the windows were closed, just the two of us, and what do you know, I laughed at something and out came an SBD (a George Carlin term for a Silent But Deadly fart).
I was horrified. It's not like you can pretend the other guy did it and I was too embarassed to excuse myself. Needless to say, I couldn't even talk to the guy after that.

My other moment was when I lived in a dorm with a pool. I walked into the pool area one morning and noticed a pair of underwear sitting on a chair. Very loudly I laughed and said "who left their underwear out here!?". Only, once I picked them up they seemed a little familiar to me. That was when I realized they were mine!

[ November 10, 2002, 21:49: Message edited by: scarampella ]

 

Heres one:
I was at my friends house. We drank beer and did what we usually do. The night was going great and we desidet to go in a sauna.
In this point i was pretty drunk. My friend and i thought that we should lighten up this evening.
We runned to their livingroom and started dancing butt-naked, there was something like 15 people in there, most of them girls. After the dance show we runned naked around the neighbour hood .
Next day i didnt remember anything untill my girlfriend reminded me about this little show we had .

 

first read faragons tale...heheh

I was quite pissed when somebody was confused and thought I was Faragon. More people started to think that I snogged that girl...and I realy didnt feel well!
So glad an other girl helped me out...

[ November 11, 2002, 22:48: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

 

This one's probably not my most embarrassing one but I always fill this one for school stuff.

Once, in Primary School (THANK GOD) we had this assembly thing and a teacher was calling out certificates...and then he called my name (Michael). Let's just say that it wasn't me...

I have one of my friend's though. He was also in Primary then, they had a reliever teacher and she said they can write anything they want, so my friend wrote "Old hag". She got angry and he ran out of the class crying and sat in the office for three hours.

 

My mother came in to substitute teach for my high school speech class, and a girl did a speech on how her friend had died from toxic shock.

I, being a male, had never heard of it. So I raised my hand and asked my mom what it was. Doh!

 

Potentially embarassing - i farted in my sleep and woke myself up coz it was so loud. If i'd have had a chick in there (no, not up my butt, in the bed. Man, some people just have the dirtiest minds ) it would probably have been curtains.

The wierd thing was it was after a night out on the sauce so the fart managed to wake me from beer sleep.

[ November 13, 2002, 13:55: Message edited by: Intentioner of the Damned ]