Oh ya, the pick up!

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I'm with Lord Bane here. I never pick up women. At leats stopped at the age of 17. When I meet a woman, I can tell almost for sure whether it will work out or not. You just have to be natural.

 

Oh my Lord Bane! That was no trick! Of course I would never be less than honest in any dealings with you. Please, forgive me for implying otherwise...

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Hum, ok then, I guess I can believe you this time

Geesh, pretty Ladies just have to smile at me and I'd even believe it if they said that the Sun spins around Earth.. so naive

 

But Sun does spin around Earth, Lord Bane

 

Aye, fair Lady, that is no secret to me anymore

 

Chat up lines? What? I've always relied on being myself. Unfortunately that meant staying at home watching TV and so I never got anywhere. A cautionary note - fellow Caledonians will remember the sexual health advert in which the guy tries loads of chatups and ends up resorting to honesty - "Uh, Sarah, I really fancy you so, uh, how about it, eh?"

 

"Hey there, ya hot sexy mama! How about I take ya home & make ya my #1 main squeeze?"

(Well, it didn't work for Johnny Bravo, either...)

 

He told her on their first date:
"You are so epochal, you need research!"

And married her.

This is a true story!

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I just overheard part of a conversation, came over, and added my comment. The conversation continued between us and the others that were in it drifted off leaving just the two of us.

Simple, Easy, Honest.

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"Oh, would that I could be the dagger that rests inside that sheath"

"I wish that I where one of those tears, that I might be born in the beauty of your eyes, travel the gracefull slope of your cheek, and die upon your sweet lips"
(only really funny if you get what "to die" means...icky pun)

One of my favorites was when I was walking off the field after fighting in a tourney and a girl walked up to me and said "wow I can see myself in your pants" if she had been over 18 and under 250 it would have been better

The only one I ever use myself is looking at my boots for awhile and then saying "you're really pretty" and then running away.

My friends keep saying it might work better if I cut out that running part

 

i bit my tongue can you kiss it better

 

I once happend to accidently be at a party, where all the girls were like four or five years younger than me. (I was nineteen at the moment, so it was a quite big difference at the time!)

As I found out about the difference in age, I loudly pronounced to my friend, that all these girls were WAY to young for me. Of course, all the girls in the room heard that.

I have never recieved that much attention in a single evening before!

 

Being a married man, I never tried this one:

I take my dog Basil (a beagle) for walks in the park and he is very friendly with strangers. All I need to do is single out a nice looking woman and approach her. Most people like dogs, so I would explain to her that beagles were originally bred to hunt foxes and it looks like he just found one.

Boy does that sound cheesy - It might just work

 

I like every muscle in you, especially mine.

It is very promising, isn't it?

 

"Hi, I like you! How old is your dog?"
- My friends girlfriend

 

I get the redhead one alot myself.. and the old and boring,,, "Hey, Whats your sign"
*Groan*

 

kit, the correct response to that is...
"stop"

 

Now this is really sad but I developed some horrible line just to see if it would work.

Went up to some smei-cute girl and just did the total honesty thing (this was about 2 years ago):

"Hi, my name's Mike. I live with my parents, have no job, no money, little ambition, no physical ability, but I think I'm an okay guy."

Dated her for about two monthes before she found out I wasn't lying and dumped me.

 

Egad, his thread is a cesspool!

Well its not new or original, but I haven't seen, "Hey! You got you got fries with that shake?" yet.

I was actually in the presence of a friend of mine, when he successfully used this line (mods please don't chastize/ban me for this!): "Hey, you wanna get some pizza and f@#k? What? You don't like pizza?!"

Moron meets bimbo... ug.

 

I had a friend made a succesfull pickup on a party at his house.
He said to a girl. "Have you seen my room?"
It worked and he is still smug for it.