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The recipe of making love

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Arabwel, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    HOW TO MAKE LOVE

    Ingredients:
    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    2 Nuts
    1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana

    Directions:
    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
    creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
    leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
    steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

    Notes:
    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
    after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.

    Send this to:
    0 peop le- your love life will be ****
    8 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex
    8 or more people- you will find the perfect love

    Well? Comments?

    (Well... what?)
     
    Arabwel, Feb 24, 2003
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    Is all [insert you know what word in here] like THAT? If it is, I'll sure as hell am going to remain a virgin.

    Eze holds up a 'VIRGINITY RULES' banner

    O.O~

    [ February 24, 2003, 21:50: Message edited by: Eze ]
     
    Eze, Feb 24, 2003
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  3. Mathetais Gems: 28/31
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    Well ...

    heck, I'm speechless.
     
    Mathetais, Feb 24, 2003
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    "change mixing bowls."

    I'm not exactly sure what to make of this one. ;)

    "2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use."

    Um. Why not? Shouldn't it be "Be sure to lick mixing bowl between uses."

    [ February 24, 2003, 22:27: Message edited by: ejsmith ]
     
    ejsmith, Feb 24, 2003
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  5. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    ROTFLMAO!!! This just made my Monday a whole lot better! I'm going to have to send that to my g/f! I really liked the "If cake rises, leave town." one. :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Feb 24, 2003
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  6. scarampella Gems: 10/31
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    That's Great!!! :lol: :lol:

    Got any more recipes???
     
    scarampella, Feb 25, 2003
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    Good one, heh. Really that cheered my day up. :)
     
    Foradasthar, Feb 25, 2003
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    Okay ... who sent my wife the recipe for a Banana Split????? :mad: :lol:

    *ouch*
     
    Mathetais, Feb 25, 2003
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  9. scarampella Gems: 10/31
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    OMG, I had the tastiest banana cream pie the other night (without the crust!)

    I asked how it was made, but the chef said it was a secret family recipe that can never be given to outsiders.

    Too bad, you'll just have to take my word for it! :D
     
    scarampella, Feb 26, 2003
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    After the first post, every reply sounds dirty (banana cream pie? family recipe?). :love:
     
    the god, Feb 26, 2003
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that whas GREAT! Invented that recipe yourself? Haha!
     
    Ancalìmon, Feb 26, 2003
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  12. Shoshino

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    no no, your supposed to lick the mixing bowl before use
     
    Shoshino, Feb 27, 2003
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  13. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Washing utensils never hurts actually, not only in unfamiliar kitchen.
     
    chevalier, Feb 27, 2003
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    All I can say is . . .wait, there's nothing that can be said to this! Good recipe, Arabwel. I wish I had the energy to make it.
     
    LKD, Feb 27, 2003
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  15. Boeing Gems: 1/31
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    You just enlightned my day. Meeka thank you.
     
    Boeing, Feb 27, 2003
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    Eeeeeeww! I've seen that before somewhere.
     
    Teensabre, Mar 3, 2003
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