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The Top 25 Things I would do if I ever became an evil overlord

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Wildfire, Apr 9, 2001.

  1. shadow_thief Guest

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    Lol! :D

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    ROFL :D :D :D :D

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    I guess THAT explains why a bunch of teddy-bears could beat the crap out of a bunch of elite storm troopers. Probably floor sweepers the whole bunch.
     
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    I always wondered just how the Ewoks won.

    Or how a band of peasents can kill Frankenstein's monster.
     
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    [​IMG] The ewoks won through the power of creative writing. It goes back to the "Comic Book Principle" which states that any person or group can defeat any other person or group, so long as the battle occures in the first group's own comic book.

    For example, technically speaking, the Hulk would turn Captain America into a bloody pulp. However, if the fight happened in Capt's book, the will be able to grind the Hulk down to a stalemate. The same thing has happened with Superman vs Batman, David vs Goliath, and other encounters throughout history.
     
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    [​IMG] No I think The Hulk would still Mop up Cap's A** :p :)

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  8. shadow_thief Guest

    I doubt it. If Mathetais is correct(which he should be), then I don't think that the Hulk could kick the @$$ of Captain's.
     
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    Dwarf - I actually have the comic somewhere. Capt. was blocking the Hulk's punches with his shield, and then throwing it to knock stuff down to slow him.

    After a few pages a Super-Doubly-Bad Bad guy showed up, so the Hulk & Capt. both had to fight it instead of each other (original huh? ;) ).

    I also have seen Spiderman stand up to Thor, Daredevil vs Wolverine (Wolvie would rip him a new one), and Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four try to stop the Silver Surfer.
     
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    [​IMG] Oh God what have I done?! :D
     
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    [​IMG] The number one thing that i would do if i became a evil warlord?


    MY AIRDUCTS WOULD BE TOO SMALL TO CRAWL THROUGH!!!! =)

    Going back to bed
     
  12. shadow_thief Guest

    Now, why the hell did you post that?
     
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