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Things that are too bad in life

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Nobleman, Jun 30, 2003.

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    [​IMG] ...That Charlies Angels isn't lesbian porn. I can fully relate to that cute little quote now. Man that movie is smouh-kiing. You know there was some guy employed to the cast just to make sure their asses looked good in every scene. Thats borderline you know what. I just have to have that one on DVD :good:

    Anything else that is too bad in life? :1eye:
     
    Nobleman, Jun 30, 2003
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    That I have a lousy cpu. It really sucks.
     
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  3. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    That I cannot live in my fantasy world, it would be great. Ahhh, the middle-age :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
    Loerand, Jul 1, 2003
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    I second that. But I would like to live in the Realms actually. Hate this time and misses the monsters.

    Plus, borthels is allowed there.
     
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    [​IMG] Sleeping, SoCo can never fall asleep anymore. :(
     
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    I do not, nor will I ever, own a harem.
     
    Late-Night Thinker, Jul 1, 2003
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  7. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    That I am not omnipotent nor omniscient (all powerfull, and all knowing). Because if I were I would create my own world similar to the Realms and watch over it like it were one big CRPG; but instead of being a "spiritual" being, I would live with "my people" as an imortal being so I can easily change things I don't like. :good: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Jul 1, 2003
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    That all nice foods are bad for you, and all vile ones are good for you. :(
     
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  9. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    That women are a different race. :(
     
    The Kilted Crusader, Jul 1, 2003
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    Yes, certain specific confluence of certain coincidental occurences.
     
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    That you can't upgrade wives they way you do computers. (joking sweetie *ducks*)

    That coffee isn't a vitamin.

    That sleep isn't an optional excessory (and please don't post your sleep patterns ;) )
     
    Mathetais, Jul 1, 2003
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  12. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    It's too bad Charlize Theron, Jennifer Connolly & Marisa Tomei don't know I exist...
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jul 1, 2003
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    That men don't realize that all their women/wife jokes work just as well in reverse! ;)
     
    Rallymama, Jul 1, 2003
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    You mean they don't keep tabs of their own restraining orders?

    Yep! She says them live, I keep them here ;) :lol:

    [EDIT: It just dawned on me ... you can upgrade wives like a computer, I just can't afford it ... either financially or morally]
     
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    Mathetais, but you can't reinstall the system at will, turn it off completely, mute the sound...
     
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    @Mat - LOL (restraining orders). That was hilarious.

    It's too bad that more women aren't "curious".
     
    Jack Funk, Jul 1, 2003
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    That I am not an omnipotent being. Grr, that sucks.
     
    Eze, Jul 3, 2003
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    That pop culture is popular

    That Douglas Adams is no longer with us

    That Nickelodeon replaced Ren and Stimpy with Sponge Bob Square Pants

    That I have noting better to do at work than reply to this thread
     
    book_marq, Jul 3, 2003
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    ...my cousin might die...
     
    Danj, Jul 28, 2003
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    That we're going to poland for 10 days, will be boring as hell :mad:

    BTW, I hope everything will turn out well, Danj.
     
    Sephiroth, Jul 28, 2003
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