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penis names?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by scarampella, Dec 16, 2002.

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  1. scarampella Gems: 10/31
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    [​IMG] OK it's been a while since I posted anything less than serious...

    Just curious,
    all you males out there,
    do you have a name for your penis?
    Please do tell... :grin:

    I want to include the girls here as well,
    have you ever given a name to a guys penis?

    I remember once refering to someone's as 'Southern Lumber" which was a store we were passing at the moment...

    [ December 16, 2002, 21:41: Message edited by: scarampella ]
     
    scarampella, Dec 16, 2002
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    Um, other than my penis, no.
     
    reepnorp, Dec 16, 2002
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    You been snoving cocaine again??
     
    Morgoth, Dec 16, 2002
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    Snoving?? :hmm:

    (BTW, I don't do that stuff.)

    I know, it is a sensitive topic,
    I can't believe all you guys are *that* shy!
     
    scarampella, Dec 16, 2002
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    When I was younger I tended to refer to my best friend as 'Ove' but I have to admit to neglecting him quite a bit lately when it comes to the non-sexual side of socialising. Perhaps it is time to give the poor little bugger some more attention instead of just commanding him around all the time...
     
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Well do girls come up with names for breast, g-spots and the place way down there (except for "The great Black Forest")??
     
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    I'm sure they do Morgoth, but I'll leave that topic to you!
     
    scarampella, Dec 16, 2002
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    i just calls min "santas little helper" from the simpsons... like the name
     
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    As far as I know, it's an urban myth guys give names to their penises. At least until I started reading this thread. And no I don't, but women I have known in the past names their current boyfriends penis. But I'll leave other details for a 'seriously disturbings things you have heard' thread. *shudder*
     
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    Mad Ivan :D
     
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    Well, to those who actually give their penis a name: Get help ! :D
     
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    why... i aren't impotent :p
     
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    [​IMG] There is a transvestite (sp?) in Delft (NL) who has a measurement of about 180 cm. The name of this monster is Morgoth. :evil: ;)

    I've heard some names of interrest:
    Cyclops :1eye:
    Totem
    Butterknife
    Cerberes
    Wormtongue
     
    Master of Nuhn, Dec 17, 2002
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    We're supposed to name it?
     
    Xandar Dae'Ithil, Dec 17, 2002
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    I can give you the brazillian words for penis, if you'd like....
     
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    "We're supposed to name it? "

    ROTFL
     
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    If he(she?) ever happens to get with a girl, that would have to hurt like heck. How would it be lugged around, seeing as how it is the size of the average adult male.

    I have known guys that have named their penises. I don't, and am not so insecure that I would have to.
     
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    [​IMG] Y'know, since my husband also posts here (hi, honey!), I think I'll take the Fifth on this topic... ;)

    For those of you who don't watch enough American cop shows (Lenny Brisco is my hero!), "taking the Fifth" refers to the fifth Amendment of the US constitution, which protects an individual against providing self-incriminating testimony.
     
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    Nope. No special name here...

    But it wouldn't be so strange or too insulting I guess if some guys did.

    Just so long as the first part of the nickname wasn't:

    "little" :lol:
     
    Aces, Dec 17, 2002
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    Purple-headed yogurt slinger! Or Gus the Stout-hearted.
     
    William Smit IV, Dec 17, 2002
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