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Poetry Class

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Worlock, Jun 14, 2000.

  1. Worlock Gems: 2/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Gather around my lovely disciples: Worlock will share a bit of his potty poetry magic.

    Take this lesson home with you and sit a spell or two.

    _______ (*ahem.....clears his throat....)

    tinkling sounds before the flushing
    be deaf to hear my fluids gushing
    i would the mess be all self-shushing
    or that i were in here floss and brushing
    but here i am the clatter making
    hoping passing people faking
    a shame to know this thing i'm taking
    oh, what a lousy throne for a king
    hurry, rushing, the water's chaste
    hushing the sounds of my human waste


    __________________ (*sigh*)

    -Worlock
     
    Worlock, Jun 14, 2000
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    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Hmm... I'm glad this message board isn't getting any posts that would actually have anything to do with the games or the site. I mean, what would people think! :D
    Actually, some comments would be welcome. Don't be afraid to post in the other fields because they're still empty either. Everything has to begin somewhere. And imagine, YOU, yes berk, YOU could be the first one to do it. You'd make history, nothing less. Imagine... :cool:
     
    Taluntain, Jun 15, 2000
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    [​IMG] hehe... I know isn't that a dream come true :)

    hehe.... snuffles and kicks aside.

    You're interupting my class.
     
    Worlock, Jun 15, 2000
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    ____(*ahem*)

    I apologize to the most devout of you. Your silence is appreciated.

    Let us return to our studies, shall we?

    ____(takes his position)

    ignorance is bliss
    so, now that i know you
    i suffer


    ____(*sigh*)


    -Worlock
     
    Worlock, Jun 15, 2000
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    Hehehe...

    The only notable piece of poetry (that i wrote) that i can remember is:

    Watch closely
    As the moose nears the road
    And is hit by a lorry
     
    Spirit, Jun 15, 2000
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    ______(settles back into his seat...
    thinking, pondering the depths of the poor moose's death. Macabre, juvenile...)
    ______(he speaks..I love it!!!! :) )
     
    Worlock, Jun 15, 2000
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    [​IMG] Hehehe

    :)
     
    Spirit, Jun 16, 2000
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    you make me sick
     
    Zipper_pk, Jun 18, 2000
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    Cool :)
     
    Worlock, Jun 19, 2000
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    [​IMG] How about a little more variety?

    Such as live flowers or lady bugs, or the Capitol Building?

    But, once I was punished in English Class for writing a poem about a cat in a blender. And a steamroller. I was in second grade and didn't quite grasp the concept of self discipline. That's that Mrs. Perry said anyway.
     
    Sapiryl, Jun 29, 2000
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    I like bowl poems!!!!!!!!
    oh and SOUTHPARK RULES!!!!!!
     
    The Fat Egg, Jul 23, 2000
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