Who is good & who is bad??

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Ah you've given me a new target Shura...Taluntain! Thankyou! Can't stand you goodie 2 shoes pansies!

Anyways, back to the topic, who do you consider good people, bad people and the inbetweens within this Palace?

 

The goody two shoes have to be Satiana, EternalPaladin and Sir Belisaurus. After all, they're the ones always ranting about paladins. The in-betweens have to be Taluntain and Sylvus, his trusty sidekick as they don't really take sides. Fat Egg and Hooligan should be in this category too, not forgetting Rakanishu. Maybe like sniper said, they're the enlightened ones. The evil/chaotic ones here are myself, sniper,herf and Blackthorne. (Oooh but I just love killing paladins)

 

Not to take shots at you Shura, but I thought at least I should defend myself after what you just posted....

1) I honestly thought you were a women at first (with your fascination with chopping male genitalia off and everything). But obviously I was wrong and I apologize for that. Then I was wondering if your age had something to do with it...

2) Now that you have confessed to being utterly evil, that just gives my Paladin and his 2-handed flameberge the right to kick your kensai ass all over faerun and then send you to your choice of any one of the nine hells

 

Yeah, typical paladin wielding a big sword.
My sleek swift katana will make canned food of any paladin. And my eastern swordplay is far superior to the lumbering western one.
haha

 

Shura, I am a lady! I do not rant, I simply mention.

However, if you saw me in a back alleyway I think you might want to aviod picking a fight.

I am a lady, and an honorable paladin, but I am pretty sure I could hold my own. You should know that when I am fighting everything my blade rips through sends body parts flying everywhere, everytime.

But, hey at least somebody noticed me, so I have at least a little recognition being the new to the boards and all.

 

Well, who said I have never studied eastern swordstyles? To tell the truth I have studied both. I gurantee that I am faster, stronger, and very profiecient in many styles of fighting. So if I choose a western sword, I gurantee I will make up the speed differential with strength.

b/t/w/ it is nice to have dreams Shura

Ever hear the joke about the decapitated Kensai......

 

i am quite proficient in the use of the aikuchi ( a chinese hidden sword carried in the sleeve), i came second in the northern irealnd knife fighting championships and i was sponsered by nike and i was given the title of firsr place two months later after the judges decided i was beter and i only lost because of a hip wound that went trough the armour!!!
i have also learnt to use the samurai type swords but i just cant keep my balence and i ave been told that i use too much force and i cant keep my balance!!!

[This message has been edited by herf (edited January 07, 2001).]

 

*Starts shaking uncontrollably getting faster and faster*
Well put it this way...
*Tries to control himself and what is contained within*
Sniper rifles out class...
*Loses control of himself and changes start to take place*
All of your weapons...
*Eyes filter bright red...muscles enlarge*
Easily!
*The change is complete...you all notice he wears a black cape*
Welcome...I have now decended to be one of Diablo's minions and i am now the Dark Lord of all Snipers...I have now turned MOSTLY evil...BWAHAHAHAHA!!! May Hell reign corruption and frags for me upon this world!
*Fades out of sight but a voice is heard*
Paladins beware and fear for your lives as i will come and consume your souls*

[This message has been edited by Sniper (edited January 07, 2001).]

 

*stands in the middle of the room*
i...
*voice gets slowly deeper*
am the master...
*clothes slowly melt around my body and from a puddle on the floor*
of all...
*falls to his knees*
weapons and illusions...
*screams with agony as blades erupt from his wrists and shoulders and thighs and blood pours out of his newly formed wounds but quickly heal around the blades*
i am manjak...
*the blads slowly elongate until the tip is as thick as a razor blade but stronger than any material known to man*
lord of the dark...
*the blades in my wrists lengthen to form a dagger in my left had and a kitana in my right*
god of the evil minons of the world...
*sharp spikes form on my kneecaps and embed themselves in the foor as they elongate*
master of pain...
*stands and stretches his new muscles and tests his new weapons and has only one grudge, that he cant throw them*
and i am now on earth!!!!!!!!!
*slowly a cape forms around his shoulders, black armour that feels weightless erupts from his skin and moulds with it to form a whole body armour that covers his whole body and face*
i will kill all your sons and daughters and reap chaos around your earth!!!
*leaps through the wall and walks into the night without a sound with the safety of his knowledge that he is invincible*

 

Ah! A fellow diabolic minion...I shall wreak havoc upon the known worlds of fantasy! I shall distroy all those of 'enlightened' content...And my first target is to destroy the enlightened aligned Sniper in me...For i am the good natured Sniper turned evil and corrupt...but until i gain strength i cannot vanquish him...

*A shock wave goes through Evil Snipers body and Sniper appears out of Evil Snipers body...Sniper then runs off into the distance*

What? I must destroy him and all thoughs that support him...

*Walks off after Sniper's dust*

 

the fat egg draws his elvish blade, and challenges evil sniper to a duel, does he accept? (oh, and i'm invincible in this duel j/k

 

Let me lend my Evil Blade to your cause, Herf and Sniper. Paladins beware! Although I'll leave the female Paladins to the 2 of them cos I can't stand the idea of striking a lady, regardless of the situation. As for Eternal Paladin, my orc and ogre minions will have plenty of iron rich food after I feed your carved body still in that shiny Armor to them. Hee...

 

I accept your duel...*dissapears from Egg's view and reappers behind him and strikes down hard on Egg's helm causing Egg to fall to his knees*

Bow to me fat one...You shall never defeat me without...well you shall never defeat me unless you know my weaknesses and you do not i sense...

 

Whatever.

 

stop appearing behind people, suddenly fat egg plunges the sword into evil sniper's chest, he pulls it out only to find some sticky black goo. he then runs away, to find legendary warriors to help him, he calls upon wingfoot, hooligan, and good sniper. do they heed his call?

 

i know you're weakness, i've done a bit of research on various demons, witchcraft and the such, and i have a spell which shall make you mortal!

 

Well...This is just becoming too fun to pass up! Eternal & Satiana, Never fear, Belisarius is here!

Let the hordes of evil come! They will fall like wheat on the scythe when our blades are drawn as one!

Strength and Honor...Glory in battle!

 

Yeah? That shiny armor of yours will soon be splattered with your self-righteous blood.

 

*Sylvus charges forward, pulls his wool pants down, bends over and casts Cloudkill, farting in your general direction!*

Syl...

 

LOL ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!

Well, Syl's beat mine by a long shot!