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Deviant mage.
You get one ticket to disney land. Once you use it you can't use it again.

How many minutes would a ticket to disney land last? According to your deduction 0 minutes, hence the security guards would throw you out even before you went through the gate and greeted Mickey Mouse. As long as the question is phrased as "how many minutes does X last" there is no mathematical conclusion what X refers to. Could be effects or longlivity or anything else. I think you know that I know that you know, we agree; you just had to tease

[ September 17, 2002, 14:11: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

Nine out of eleven. I too don't understand the innings thingy. I was thinking about cricket, and none of the answers matched...

 

9/11. Moses and widow.

 

Hehehe...the fact that I took this exact same test 4-5 years ago definitely has no bearing on my mark...
EDIT: Stupid pills...*grumble*

[ September 18, 2002, 02:18: Message edited by: Faerus Stoneslammer ]

 

I got 9 out of 11, because I didn't know what innings are (probably should have looked it up in the dictionary, instead of filling in "I don't know") and I made the mistake to think that Mozes built the ark.

 

Nobleman, that exact happenstance occured to me the last time I was in Disneyland. I tried to plead my case to the guards, but all they seemed to want to hear was the smacking of their batons into my bony skull.

That won't be the last time I get a beating related to a critical thinking problem either, I'm pretty sure.

 

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

Look, I know the obvious answer is "no," but if a guy get killed and comes back just to marry his sister-in-law, I really don't think anyone's going to remind him of the laws against polygamy. Besides, I think the marriage is absolved by the spouse's death

Ah well. 4/11. And I'm not even a jock

 

5/11
and i thought i'm smart
But mostly it is becouse i didnt even understand excatly what were they saying 4 points were lost to this reason

 

11/11
answer to riddle 1: Man on elevator is a midget. 2: unknown.

 

OK Komei, Since no one else wants to give it a try.

OK Komei, Since no one else wants to give it a try.

Turn on one contact for a long time.
Turn the next on
Leave the third
Walk into the room.

One light bulb will shine and be warm
the second will shine and be cold
The third will be cold.

Am I anywhere near the answer?
A golden rule of science observations. "TNT"
Touch Notice Temperature
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Slith the midget could bring along a stick
Alright Alright, its a midget.
The Riddle would be funnier if it was posted as

1) Derek lives in an apartment on the 10th floor of a building. To leave the building, he enters the lift, presses the ground floor button and goes on his way. However, when returning to his apartment on the 10th floor, when entering the lift, he only presses the button for floor 4. He does this every time, unless it rains. Why?

[ September 19, 2002, 14:45: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

On rainy days he takes his car when he goes out which is at least 5 floors down.

Wait, are you talking about when he returns?
I was thinking about when he leaves. I will have to consider this longer.....

[ September 20, 2002, 18:43: Message edited by: scarampella ]

 

I think I know. He's so short that he can't reach up to the 10th button, but when it rains he uses his umbrella, am I right?

 

Okay, I still think my original answer is good.

The man lives 4 floors above ground level but there are 6 below. When it rains he takes his car whem he goes out. When he returns he takes one elevator up to ground level, then boards another elevator up to his apt.

 

I got 8 out of 11. Honor student!
I just wondered... wtf is an inning?!
/me don't know what it means. She is not from the uk or the us...

 

Answer to Nobleman's riddle:

His elderly lover's arthritis acts up every time it rains.

Eh? Eh?

 

11/11, looking for a really accurate IQ / intelligence test though, to see how much of a dumbass I could possibly be

 

for all those wondering what an inning is.

One inning includes both teams chance at bat. Each team gets to bat until they have three outs. Once both teams have 3 outs (ie 6 total) the next inning begins.

 

http://www.queendom.com/tests/iq/classical_iq_r2_access.html
60 questions, 60 minutes. A classic IQ test has always a time limit.
I've had 8/11. In the fun test, not the test above. And i didn't knew "inning", looked it up in a dictionary, which didn't help.
I'm stupid for sure.

[ September 23, 2002, 16:42: Message edited by: Oblate ]

 

9 out of 11. Got the Moses one wrong and the number of outs in an inning coz i know absolutly jack all about cricket and to be honest, don't want to (come on, someone tell me its not about cricket just to make me look real stupid).

 

You GOT a score of 8 out of 11
You rating: Honor Student
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
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this is cleas enough isn't it