Brain teasers

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Since it seems some people here like brain teasers, I thought I'd start a thread on these particular brain teasers. For instance 76 T lead the B P is 76 trombones led the big parade. If you answer, post another. Here's mine:

There are 54 C in a D of C including the J.

 

There are 54 cards in a deck of cards, including the joker.

It's a L W to T, it's a L W to G.

 

It's a long way to tiperery (sp?), it's a long way to go.

o r t r t a, o r t f t, o r t b t a a i t d b t...

[ September 20, 2002, 19:07: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

 

It's a L W to T, it's a L W to G.
It's a long way to texas, it's a long way to go (?)

Ok here's mine:

G to H, G to H and d !

 

Sleppless texas is wrong, it's an old British war song.

Could your's be, go to hell, go to hell and die!?

somebody answer mine above, i answered first.

 

o r t r t a, o r t f t, o r t b t a a i t d b t...

That was a good one. Here's the answer:

One ring to rule them all, one
ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...

There are 12 E in a B D if one E B's

 

There are 12 eggs in a baker's dozen if one egg breaks.

Someone else can have my contribution.

 

I have one. Two, actually.
18 H on a G C

88 P K

 

99 bottles of beer on the wall... although I would expect far fewer

Someone else can post one for me.

 

A man goes into a bar.

He asks for a glass of water.

The bartender points a shotgun at him.

The water-wanting man says, "Thank you.", and leaves.

What just happened here?

[EDIT: Okay, so it might not be the kind that was posted before. ]

[ September 21, 2002, 03:40: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

 

well it is either
1) The man had hiccups
or
2) He was suicidal (the water was to drown himself)

 

Try these two:

I t 2 to t.

3's a c.

 

It takes 2 to tango

Three is a crowd

 

Here's a tough one. A in the E, the L Y T, is E to the L Y M. Good luck

 

Grondor,

Let me know if I'm getting close, or if I'm way off.

A in the E, the less you think, is equal to the loss you maintain.... or something like that.

 

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

(not sure about the first part, but it comes from a beatles song)

1 f t m, 2 f t s, 3 t g b, 4 t g

[ September 23, 2002, 16:16: Message edited by: scarampella ]

 

1 f t m, 2 f t s, 3 t g b, 4 t g

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ( I always thought it was ready but it might be busy ) and four to go.

O is not to R W, O is but to D or D

 

Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die.

Do o d n, t is no t.

 

Do, or do not, there is no try - Yoda.

Here's a toughie -

In T E, we will R not the W of O E, but the S of O F.