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Fun With Iraq

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. Elios Gems: 17/31
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    Q: What is the motto of the Iraqi Army?
    A: I came, I saw, Iran.

    Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
    A: B-52...F-16...

    Q: What is Iraq'a national bird?
    A: Duck

    Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
    A: So they can see their air force

    Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
    A: They both have Kurds in their way.
     
    Elios, Apr 11, 2003
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    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Q:How many Iraqi's does it take to change a light bulb?
    A:None, You need to rebuild the country and let them build cheaper products for us to consume before they learn that!
     
    Sorvo, Apr 11, 2003
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    [​IMG] And Iraq is now without a leader and Bagdad has no police.
    Now it's a really nice place to be!!
    You can get almost everything without to pay!!! :D
     
    Boo the great, Apr 11, 2003
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    (Elios, I'm kinda sorry, but I found the last joke a tad offensive. :( )

    "Saddam Hussein? They should call him So Damn Insane!"

    (A la Krusty)
     
    Oaz, Apr 12, 2003
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    The Iraqi information minister calls a meeting of all Saddam's body doubles after Saddam's been targetted in a bombing raid. He says to them "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that our beloved leader survived." The doubles cheer, and the information minister continues, "The bad news is he lost an arm."
     
    Ironbeard, Apr 13, 2003
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    Really Boo the Great?
    Let's throw you in Baghdad then and see how much you will survive.
    There are people dying there because of this anything without pay nonsense.
     
    Khelben, Apr 13, 2003
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  7. Boo the great Banned

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    Just help the britisch army and then you must survive.
    getting killed by the Iraqi's???
    MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!
     
    Boo the great, Apr 14, 2003
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  8. Khelben Gems: 15/31
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    What do you mean?
    I wouldn't make fun with the dead if i were you :)
     
    Khelben, Apr 14, 2003
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    :nono:

    I agree Khelben. I wouldn't make fun too.

    :yot:
     
    Ex-Paladine, Apr 14, 2003
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    The most Iraqi's doesn't have weapons, then thwy asked to be killed!!!
     
    Boo the great, Apr 22, 2003
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