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ladies and gentlemen, fellow SPers, Morgoth and I have some news for you....

<Morgoth> dragonjewel? shouldnt we get married?
<Dudette_> ~<8-)
<SoCo[wc3]> Ttyl everyone
<Uluk> good night everybody
* Uluk is now known as Uluk_away
<Dudette_> bye Uluk
<Morgoth> byes
<DragonJewel> an offer of marriage!
<DragonJewel> I'm flattered
<Morgoth> well well well??
<Dudette_> Say yes!
<DragonJewel> hmmm...
<DragonJewel> wait a sec...
<DragonJewel> how old are you again?
<Sir_Yerril> 11
<Morgoth> eerrr 21
<DragonJewel> oh, okay
<DragonJewel> then sure
<Morgoth> yay
<Morgoth> honey, now were gonna marrie i have to be honest, im actually 17, hop you dont mind
<Morgoth>
<Dudette_> Can I be the flower girl?
<DragonJewel> isn't that technically illegal?
<Morgoth> i cant really wait till 5 july now can I??
<Morgoth> honey??
<DragonJewel> darling?
<DragonJewel> so long!
<DragonJewel> our love cannot wait!
<Dudette_> Divorce already?
<Morgoth> where is bellyslapius when you need him??
<DragonJewel> we technically have to be MARRIED to get a divorce
<DragonJewel> so first things first
<Morgoth> right now?
<DragonJewel> whenever
<DragonJewel> I'm easy to please
<Morgoth> 8)
<Dudette_> Again, can I be the flower girl?
<Morgoth> soooo rings, cake, MoN for the priest, invite whole SP, darn..
<Dudette_> Pretty please?
<DragonJewel> Sure!
<Morgoth> cant we just run off to Las Vegas?
<DragonJewel> we have to take Dudette
<Dudette_>
<DragonJewel> she's the flower girl
<Morgoth> right
<Morgoth> so... but you have to divorce before we can get married
<Morgoth> and we have to take Z-Layrex, since he is the one who started it all
<DragonJewel> oh yeah
<DragonJewel> and Bel, just in case
<Sir_Yerril> ocklies yall, i'm off
<Sir_Yerril> night
* Sir_Yerril has quit IRC (QUIT: Knowledge speaks. Wisdom listens. Genius eats cherries and sleeps with blondes.)
<Dudette_> bye Shadow_Chick
<Dudette_> ****
<Dudette_> damn tab...
<Dudette_> and late too...
<Morgoth> well we cant have you saying all nuaghty words like damn and **** during the ceremony now can we?
* Dudette_ will be good
<Morgoth> oh wait im atheist
<Morgoth> ...
<Morgoth> who cares, say whatever you wanna say
<DragonJewel> hehehe
<DragonJewel> I take this damn man to be my freaking husband
<Morgoth> eeerrrr i do??
<DragonJewel> till death do us damn part
<joacqin> why limit yourself to death!?
<joacqin> I have always found that to be a bit restrictive
<Dudette_> hehe
<Morgoth> well if it turned out allright we could always kill each other
<Morgoth> what the hell am i saying, when it goes NOT okay we can always kill eachother
<DragonJewel> there you go!
<DragonJewel> yeah, cause if it's going okay
<DragonJewel> I would hope that would be a reason to LIVE
<Morgoth> soooo i do??
<DragonJewel> sure
<Morgoth> now married?? im a husband?
<Morgoth> now
<Morgoth> wow
<DragonJewel> heh
<Morgoth> i havent told my parents yet
<DragonJewel> Shock them!
<Shadow_Chick> wow, for the half an hour I was gone, nobody has IMed or talked to me here
<Morgoth> well were married
<Morgoth> we too busy
<Shadow_Chick> who's married?
<Morgoth> mom, dad, im married to a (almost) divorced women, happy??
<DragonJewel> Morgoth and I
<DragonJewel> we just got married
<Morgoth> women, woman big difference
<Shadow_Chick> cool!
* kemanmaldea has joined #sorcerers
<Mystra> [kemanmaldea] Once again you see a Gold dragon land in the nearby clearing, a short time later
<Morgoth> youre late
<Morgoth> you missed the whole freeking wedding
* Shadow_Chick doesn't know when to be gullible or not. Virtually, or RLly?
<Dudette_> hey kemanmaldea
<Morgoth> both
<Shadow_Chick> ah
<Shadow_Chick> cool
<Shadow_Chick> congrats
<Morgoth> tyanks
<Morgoth> honey? shouldnt you be throwing the flowers?
<Dudette_> *cough* gullible *cough*
<kemanmaldea> ok whos wedding.
<DragonJewel> (virtually, Shadow_Chick)
<Dudette_> And I was the flower girl
<kemanmaldea> I see
<DragonJewel> (I'm still technically married, and he's underage)
<DragonJewel> oh yeah!
<Shadow_Chick> ah ok
<Morgoth> details details
* DragonJewel throws flowers
* Shadow_Chick thinks it's a bit ironic about Dudette coughing about gullibility
<Dudette_> ?
<Shadow_Chick> I'm just saying I find it a bit funny that you're saying *I'm* gullible, when you are more so
<Dudette_> It's quite possible.
<kemanmaldea> ok so who was the priest
<Morgoth> im atheist
<Shadow_Chick> same
<Shadow_Chick> and I was cooking the feast
<kemanmaldea> ok so in that case who officeated at this thing
<Morgoth> mystra
<Dudette_> joacqin, the only op
<Shadow_Chick> yeah, she's a goddess. She can worship herself
<joacqin> again? damn
<kemanmaldea> ok
<Morgoth> details details
<DragonJewel> who caught the flowers??
<Shadow_Chick> me
<DragonJewel> are they just hangin up there?!
<DragonJewel> oh

*sniffs* I'm so happy! And maybe, someday, I'll actually meet my husband...

 

Well, I believe I haven't even congratulated you two yet so... Congratulations!

(btw: I love the way those smileys turned into graemlins )

[ January 27, 2003, 17:11: Message edited by: Uluk the Armripper ]

 

That's what I get for having a life besides SP and not being able to be in chat 24/7. I'm sure it was a beautifull wedding Congrats, now go off and make babies!

<DragonJewel> "I take this damn man to be my freaking husband"

Priceless

 

Yeah I know, it thought it was pretty disturbing as well

P.S.
We haven´t really given thought to honeymoon and babiemaking, so shouldn´t we get started

[ January 27, 2003, 22:26: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

er... congratulations

Just a thought - What will DJ's hubby say when he reads this

dumped for an underaged person that his wife has never even met

 

look at everything I'm missing in the chat room. MoN is now the priest of choice, people getting married willy-nilly, Dudette flying to Vegas ...

nothing good can come it this. I'm gonna personally throw away my work's firewall so I can get back on IRC!

Oh ... and congrats! Remember, Marriage is a fine insititution ... if you're ready for an institution that is

 

Yeah, I haven't mentioned it to my 'other' husband yet. Good thing we were already going through a divorce, eh?

Babymaking? You'd think I'd be satisfied with the two I've already got. Now the honeymoon we'll have to get together about...

 

Remember that you are under my constant discipline!

Oh, btw: Everytime the bride cheats on her husband, the priest seems to be involved.
Shall we meet again at the confession, sugerpops?

 

@Dragonjewel, ok but those children aint wearing the stamps "made in coorparation with Morgoth"

err, what are you planning for honeymoon?

@MoN
BTW, if the wife cheats with the priest, the husband will cheat with the priest´s (future) wife, so there

 

Morgoth, yer not taking MoN's wife, because that's my job.

(The taking part, not the wife part. Then again... )

 

Let me tell you something about Celibate and not being faithfull: No marrage for the Priest, but still the pro's.

Or just let me not. I'm not Roman Catholic, after all, so I don't know anything of celibate.

But Moragon/Fargoth: I WILL remember!

 

Wow. I'm officially completely lost.

@Morgoth: I'd tell you, but we're trying to keep the PG13 posts down, remember? And besides, the most we could do anyway is....watch movies or something. You ARE techinicaly illegal.

 

That was indeed short courtship!

Anyway DJ - have you gotta be 18 in the States to do the sex thing?

No problem, just try some European countries... I think the lowest I know of is 13 legally.

 

Illegal, It´s not like I´m from Iraq or Afghanistan or something

[ January 28, 2003, 20:35: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

The kid who played Kevin alone etc wasn't 18 when getting married as far as I know. In Edinburgh there's some special place when 14 is required only (from both). Normally the guy must not be less than 18, more lenient they are in case of the girl - 16 if under 'special circumstances'. Jews can earlier: 12 she/13 he, muslims something like that too. But that's religious only (RC canon law says 14 as far as I remember). Laws may be different.

 

Um, congratulations? This is a very odd topic, if you ask me.

 

We are very odd people.

Yes, it's 18 in the states, though you can get married earlier with a parental consent. You can't even get a tattoo with parental consent, but you can get married! I guess they figure that body art is still more permanent.

 

But Master, surely our love is more important than your faith But we could get together if I were a little boy, the church seems to condone that

Faragon, pushing topics into the ally of dangerous angles