May this bring a reign of terror

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Know this mortals...I am the Evil Sniper and i come to obliterate the mortal known as Sniper and all those that serve the Enlightened...If you join me you shall be rewarded but if you turn against me...I shall destroy you and your families...

 

join me and evil sniper in the war against good, we must destroy the triad of gods angels, all those who oppose the dark will be obliterated and their souls will be devoured by the servants of lucifer!

 

Lucifer? isn't that a cat

Serve Diablo, Mephisto, Baal, I and Herf...otherwise fall to your knees and beg for mercy...

 

lucifer is satan, evil angel and master of revenge against the holy patrons of the light!!!
lucifer used to be gods second in command, leader of the triad of angels, the angels of blood, the angels of death and the angels of light. one day lucifer wanted more power than god, he commited a sin, he tried to overthrow god but only the angels of death would follow him, the angels of death are the most fierce warriors in heaven, they have swords in their mouths and god keeps them locked up because they thirst for blood, lucifer gave them the key to their prison but the angels of blood and light thwarted the angels of death and lucifer was punished by god, he became deformed and was buried in the deepest bowels of the earth, all the poeple who hated the light worshipped him and he grew strong, but not strong enough to break free from his prison in the earth, only strong enough to plant a seed of himself in each of us, there are those who force the seed and dont let it grow, then again there are those of us who care for the seed and let in envelop us, those of us with power!

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You both have WAYYYY too much spare time

Don't you have better things to do than type messages about devil-worshipping or something.

 

actually yes i do, homework, but the thing is, i couldnt be arsed doing it!

 

Well it is the hols and i've got nothing to do that concerns school.

 

look, i'm not religous, but if i had to choose sides it would be that of the light, feel the sting of my good elvish blade! oh, and sniper, unseathe your weapon and let's kick some evil ass!

 

The evil ones are three as the Black Swordsman from the East appears upon the horizon, his enchanted katana yearning for the souls of paladins.

 

Hey kids, you should not do drugs.

 

the black swordsmans blade was enchanted by the ancient ijuko, the chinese master of the magical arts who also taught me...

 

I shall aide you Fat Egg...and don't worry Wassup, i do not do drugs...even the soft ones...Anyway i must aide my comrade...

*Bends down and draws his sniper rifle...takes aim and BANG! The shot hits herf so hard it knocks him off his horse *

HAHA!! fool! you've been felled by a mere mortal!

 

felled by a mortal? i dont think so, i merely jumped from my horse, and little did you see ,me sneaking up behind you, blade in hand!
*slits the righteous snipers throat and watches and laughs as sniper lays bleeding on the ground*
hahahahahahahahahahahaahaa
*walks of into the sunset with snipers ear in his hand and his blood dripping from herf's hand*
there is no escaping the evil in us all!!

 

Good or Evil are irrelevant, for we must strive to maintain balance in this world...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

 

fat egg however quickly administers a powerful healing spell and sniper begins to heal, soon they mount their trusty rides (mine being a manticore) and ride off, ready to thwart all evil...

 

but still sniper is missing his right ear and will always bear the mark of ONI, the demon of the dark ways!!!

 

erm herf...my full nick goes Shura No Oni, which translates roughly to Demon Of Violence

 

What's an "ancient ijuko"?? That's not Chinese! If you called it Japanese it would be okay, but no......bloody gwailoes! Uneducated!

 

Sounds like the name of his "master". Be nice...

 

he is my master, and ONI is me, i am the demon of the dark and the devourer of pure souls!!