What you'd love to do to Kelsey

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Does he annoy anyone else here besides me? He tends to get on my nerves with his constant interruptions and LOUD annoying voice!
So, what would you like to do to him?
All evil thoughts are appreciated.

 

I love Kelsey, but I'll think of some ideas to torture the poor guy seeing as no one else has replied yet. Ohh, here's one:

Tie him to a chair with a bowling ball about to roll off the shelf above him.

Heh.

 

Uninstall him! Is that evil or what?

 

A take off of Susi's idea - uninstall while Kelsey is in your current game.

Or, as I've done with every other NPC in the game, have him check out that yuan-ti tunnel underneath Spellhold.

 

Backstab him...hehe..800 dmg+ ....

 

Who is this Kelsey anyway?

 

A sorcerer NPC from Pocket Plane Group. Kelsey Coltrane

 

You didn´t notice the irony in the -> ?

 

Interesting 'ideas' we have so far. Unfortunately, I doubt he would realise what was happening when you uninstall him.
Ahhh...the tunnel. Yes, yes, let him get squished to death!

 

I say somebody codes that redneck tree from the Something Positive Internet comic and let's that go to town on Kelsey.

 

I remember that once someone suggested to make a mod where the main goal would be to find and slay Kelsey

 

Well finding him isn't too hard. He chases you around the Government District! Then it's just a matter of killing him where the guards can't see. (not that I've ever done it before)

 

You could turn him over to the Cowled Wizards or Ceara (his big quest crazy lady) so either group could play Find the Inate Ability.

 

I don't really like Kelsey (even though I have him installed right now) but I don't dislike him enough to think of a creative punishment. Beyond maybe telling him to "wait in the Copper Coronet" and then never coming back.

 

Well...first, I'd add him to each and every party I take through BG2, then I'd ask JCompton to add more party interactions, and run-ins with his family/enemies. Then I'd let Kelsey kick some serious butt!

But I'm sure that's the exact opsite of what you *wanted* to hear...

Seriously though, if you hate him so much, just un-install the mod, and post a nasty message on your online jopurnal/blog so everyone can see how much you hate one of the highest quallity mods for BG2.

 

Um, the point of this thread is to get ideas for the ELIP. So you can see why I only want *evil* ideas.

 

Play him as ur main character and watch him being torured in irenicus´s dungeon.... then repeat

 

I don't have to like Kelsey to acknowledge that he's one of the best-made mods for BG2.

 

He was one of my first picks in a recent game, but he annoyed me so much and added so little that when he got killed in the de'Arnise Keep I scavenged his items and just dumped his body on the floor.

 

@Aerie's Number One Fan
I'm tempted to do that sometimes...

And I agree with Western Paladin, Kelsey is a really, REALLY well made mod, but that doesn't mean that everyone has to like him. I mean, I don't mind him in my party for short periods of time, but too long and his banters just keep popping up at inconvient times, especially during battles. Not exactly the best time for chatting.