What you'd love to do to Kelsey

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couldnt agree more with shadow lurker.

only had him to see how his romance turns out. then near the end of romance, when he asked my PC to sleep with him, i told him to bug off. then uninstalled him

but ofcourse, its a *very* well made mod. no doubt about it. just dont like him.

 

I tried the romance with Kelsey, I really did, but it was more than I could stand.
/me shudders at the memory of some of the things

Nah, I'm just fine with Anomen. Tee Hee~!

 

Anomen romance is way better than kelsey's I think Sir Anomen's mine lol

 

Wow and I thought ladies all around was in love with red-haired, slim shaped Kelsey the CUTEST sorcerer ever. Why did you reject him when he wanted to sleep with your PC? Did he say something nasty like: 'I will fill you with my magic, lass!' NOW that was not THAT cute!

 

nah I just didn't like kelsey much from the beginning because he talks too much. he's meant to be a sorcerer not a bard! and he always talks at *wrong* times.

 

I remember now! The idea wasn't just to kill Kelsey. It sounded like this: the mod would take place in a dungeon. The goal would be to find and kill Kelsey. Yeah it was a topic where someone was making a dungeon and was waiting suggestions what to add into it, and he also brought up Kelsey. And he got a good suggestion

 

@Silverstar
/me shudders at the description
Like PrincessSuzie said, he talks too much. Plus he dosen't really say anything too interesting and WHY, OH WHY does he look like an elf in the inventory screen?!

 

I would bar him from existence with all other sorcerers. They don't belong in the game, people! They're 3e.

 

Eh? 3e? What does that mean?

 

3rd or 3.5 edition D&D

 

Oh, okay, thanks.

 

And BG2 is 2e (2nd edition). Sorcerers do not belong in the game, and I would never use them. Turn Kelsey into a mage and then we'll talk.

 

Nah, I'd rather turn him into...hmm...a Noober? Since they both talk so much?

 

Hmm, that actually gives me an idea. In the BoM Item Pack are some sling 'bullets' by the name of "Rocks of DUH!", or something like that. The basic premise was that it was the enchanted rocks in Nashkel and Trademeet that actually dumbed the N'ber twins down. Permanent -1 INT on hit.
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Which leads me to an even worse fate. If some method to permanently sap his strength could be found, you could blast him down to the point where he couldn't even move because his equipment would be too heavy. He wouldn't be able to chase you anymore, and you could watch him from a distance, twitching as he tried, in his impotence, to drag himself over to you. How much weight does he carry?

 

Kelsey has a 12 strength, if that helps. Use Ray of Enfeeblement.

 

I'll go try that later and see what happens.

 

worst I did to kelsey was, I slept with Anomen while romancing Kelsey and when he used sunray and tried to get out of the pocket plane, I killed him oh, I'm so evil

 

*Gasp* He uses a different spell to 'burning hands' ? This I gotta see!