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Things NPC's Would Never Say...

Discussion in 'BG2: Throne of Bhaal (Classic)' started by Baezlebub, Nov 22, 2002.

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  1. Baezlebub Gems: 18/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Got a great reply in the SoA forum, so i thought it would be nice to invite some of the people in ToB to the fray.

    Have fun,
    Cheers.
     
    Baezlebub, Nov 22, 2002
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    Jan.

    Shut up and get back to work. I wish you were more serious and actally told the truth...
     
    Khazraj, Nov 22, 2002
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    Edwin:

    Why are you always so gruff and unkind, shouldn't you love instead of hating all the time?
     
    Foradasthar, Nov 22, 2002
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    Viconia:

    I don't believe in pre-marital sex.

    Jaheria:

    I don't believe in pre-marital sex.

    Aerie:

    Not without a condom.
     
    Laches, Nov 22, 2002
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    Jan.

    Honesty is the best policy.
     
    Klonz, Nov 22, 2002
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    Well, I'm going to steal a few of the better ones from the other thread, and throw in a few more of my own:

    Viconia: "I'm a virgin."
    Aerie: "25 gold for a night."
    Irenicus: "I love elves."
    Abazigal: "<CHARNAME>, your race is far superior to mine."
    Gromnir: "I actually do have some semblance of inteligence."
     
    Rastor, Nov 25, 2002
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    Balthazar. Ain't it great to be a Bhaalspawn?...
     
    Khazraj, Nov 25, 2002
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    Sendai: Now that I think about it, my army really wasn't that big, was it? And I wish I'd trained my guard to come in here more than two at a time.
     
    Maldir, Nov 25, 2002
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    Cespenar. I need a FRIGGIN girlfriend. Sarevok, would you like to be mine?
    That Beholder At Sendais. I am not going to check out the ladies.*stares at male CHARNAME*
    Keldorn. Oh, stuff it. CHARNAME and Anomen, let's have an orgy.
     
    Eze, Nov 25, 2002
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    Possible spoilers.
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    Illasera: Male <Charname>, you know, why don't we just wander over behind that stone head over there and forget about the plot that Melissan mentioned.... oh [bleeep] I shouldn't have said that...

    Gromnir: Paranoid? Me? Why should I be paranoid when everyone is out to get me?

    Yaga Shura: I'm not really superman.

    Sendai: Who said that I'm schitzophrenic with multiple personalities?

    Abazigal: You know that you can defeat me, because you have to go on and kill Balthazar next...

    Balthazar: You know, we don't have to fight each other, we can just kill Mellisan...

    Mellisan: Look, I was just tricking, I really don't want the Throne, because Saradush is just so much more homely. Besides I stole Jaheira's voice and I no you love her so much...

    Volo: I have nothing to say to you.

    Elminster: I have nothing useful to contribute to your quest.

    Saemon Havarian: Boy am I glad to see you alive, really. (Especially after killing him on the ship!).

    Soldiers of Tethyr: You're innocent.

    Nyalee: I want my baby back.
     
    Khazraj, Nov 26, 2002
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    Melissan: Hmm, is it any coincidence the slutty barmaid from DA and I have the same voice? How am I supposed to live up to that? I don't even have textures... :Waah:

    And so we learn why she is always PO'ed.

    Mazzy: Pick on someone your own size! (sorry...)

    Jaheira: Tee-hee!

    Minsc: Tee-hee!

    Sarevok: Watch me dance! I am a pretty pretty ballerina! Tee-hee!

    Korgan: I'm not evil, I just have burlap underwear.
     
    Karunirin Rochambeau, Nov 26, 2002
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    Boo: Get me out of this dimwit's pocket!

    PC: You gave me carpal tunnel syndrome reloading to beat you up you stupid mage! Now I'm going to sue!
    Irenicus: Oh darn.

    Irenicus (in song): I'm a little teapot...

    PC: Who is that wierdo controlling my thoughts? Yeah, you behind the screen, get lost!

    PC: Am I a powergamer or a roleplayer?
     
    Rastor, Nov 27, 2002
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    PC: I want to go right not left, can't you see those dragons are that way!

    Boo: Go for the eyes minsc, go for the eyes piiieep
     
    Apeman, Nov 27, 2002
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    [​IMG] Minsc :
    I think I'm going to eat boo for lunch :p
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    run boo you are free! and don't come back!
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    here boo go play with that nice cat

    or basicly anything that would involve minsc and boo being seperated :p
     
    Syrel, Dec 1, 2002
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    Minsc: Hey, check it out! Another thread on SP where I can jerk around and say things that I would never say while adventuring in Faerun!
     
    Rastor, Dec 2, 2002
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    Solar :

    ... errr ... ehm ... errr .. What the hell I wanted to say ? It had something to do with some stupid prophecy ...
     
    Hassassin, Dec 2, 2002
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    Solar: Let's all go for beer! Screw the fate of everything!

    Bhaal: Actually, I favour Imoen. *CHARNAME and Sarevok are hit by lightning*

    Yaga Shura: Sometimes, when it's quiet, I feel so mortal I just cry.
     
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    Yaga Shura's Cortesan: No really, he IS compensating for something.

    Abazigal: My father was a god, true, but he was a bit perverted. My mother was a skink!

    <Charname> after throwing water on Melisan: DAMN! Judy Garland LIED!!!

    Melisan: I Hate the drow and their anti social, matrichal society. Hang on.....

    Cheers.
     
    Baezlebub, Dec 3, 2002
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    Judy Garland lied! ROFL. The wicked old witch is dead... :D

    Alianna. (PC's mother) I was raped!

    Gorion. I can vouch for that!

    [ December 04, 2002, 01:47: Message edited by: Khazraj ]
     
    Khazraj, Dec 4, 2002
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    Peltje (the insaniac @ the Saradush pub): Relax, find your center. Now inhale *breathes deep*, and exhale *repeats 5 times*. Now concentrate on the energy flowing around you; become one with the unverse...one with... the... universe....ZZZZZZ...

    [ December 06, 2002, 00:05: Message edited by: Tarol'azh ]
     
    Tarol'azh a.k.a.Tobias, Dec 6, 2002
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