Funniest quotes and answer choices

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Ok, I just HAD to resurect this string.

MY fave? Between Viconia and Minsc!

Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?

Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?

Way funnier than THAT when you hear it!

 

Reading Krakin's post i remember i once had mazzy in my party and in trademeet, and i decided to save then go on a mass killing spree. I walked into a temple and killed the preist, i then searched his corpse and found a potion or antidote, after picking it up Mazzy says something along the lines of "what a good and rightous thing we have done". I assume this is supposed to be trggered during a quest, but it sure was funny.

 

Oh I like the part with Serevok and Imoen if you give him her soal:

Imoen: So Serevoke now that you have a piece of my soal in you...do you feel any different?

Srevoke:Well beside an obsession with my clothes and weight, No.


hehehe.....

 

I like the reply from Minse when I gave a begger some gold. (IIRC)"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, but teach a man to fight and he'll be kicking butt for Goodness!"

~Shamroc

[Shamroc - I've asked you to please NOT post ~Shamroc at the end of your posts; we know who you are already - BTA]

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A little obscure and from SoA but... in the bridge district, talking to a fish vendor, and he mentions sewage and Jan says "Sewage eh? Is that bad for the fish?"

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What Edwin says when you accept the Fallen Paladins quest... can\t remember it well, but it says something about being able to blast spells at Paladins, Fallen or not, and that "maybe <charname> will let me keep one" or something like that... Had me in stitches.

Ara
(Aargh... need more posts... must... not... spam...)

 

I've had two funny inappropriate voice-over triggers:

One was when Irenicus is killing the Shadow-Theives-in-jars the second time, and as they're going 'argh!' 'Aaaugh!' etc. and exploding into bloody bits, Aerie suddenly pipes up with, 'I'm so happy you brought me with you ... I never imagined we'd be doing such great things.'

The second was once when my PC got gakked, and the sounds of battle slowly faded out, as they do, except that Imoen had just been hit really badly, and as I watched the death movie I heard her standard badly-injured-line: 'I ... I could really use a hand here.' Now if you picture the death video in your mind, you'll know why this had me laughing out loud like crazy.

 

Come on, i can't believe no one has posted this!

Jan: Beware Evil, Your knees are mine!

 

Another good 'un. When you're just wandering about, Jan sometimes say's "home-sweet-home....wait, I never lived here"

 

Aerie- (gasp!) you... you haven't done anything that it's said, have your?

Imoen- Well... other than that time I got up in the middle of the night to snatch a bag full of cinnamon cookies, heck no

Aeria- Oh, goo-... what ? Cinnamon Cookies?

Imoen- Ha ha! Oh, come on, Aerie! Lighen up, willya? i'll tell ya what.. if I have any desires to murder you in the middle of the night you'll be the first to know, okay ?

Aerie- That's not very funny, Imoen. TriLleX never makes fun of his condition in that way

TriLleX- Well, it's been so much easier since i discovered all the slayer really wants is a sandwich...

 

Minsc talking to seravoc about him not being evil enough:
"Boo thinks somthing about this smells, and its not the gaseus clouds comming from his furry buttock's"

 

Resurrecting a fairly old topic, but this conversation between Aerie and Mazzy made me laugh:
Aerie: Mazzy? Do you think you'll ever be a true paladin for Arvoreen?
Mazzy: I am a Truesword for my god, Aerie. That is as close as I can expect to come. To hope for otherwise would be foolish and naive of me.
Aerie: Yes, but I was told that there was a time that halflings were rogues only - that you would never find one that was a cleric or even a warrior such as yourself anywhere.
Mazzy: That's true, if unfortunate. But that was a long time ago, Aerie...things have changed since then.
Aerie: But maybe things could change again? Maybe your people could become paladins and rangers and even mages one day, without limitation. Wouldn't that be exciting?
Mazzy: Yes, yes, and maybe my people will become skinny, wear shoes, and have big, long skulls. Really, Aerie, you needn't keep your head in the clouds ALL the time.
Aerie: Well, it was just a thought.
Mazzy: And it wasn't a bad one. But it's not likely that the gods are going to revamp the halflings and come out with a 'third edition', as it were, now, is it?
Aerie: Oh, you never know. The gods do strange things, sometimes.

 

Were that a real conversation? What triggered it? It is hilarious!

 

Jansen when you face Irenicus for the last time down in hell. He sais something like: "You know, some people just won't die".... never thought Jansen would say such thing

Also when you get to The Gates in SoA and Jansen talks to Valygar about his uncle that always yook a milk bath before and after an adventure

 

Yes the Aerie/Mazzy dialogue is a real one, it is hilarious.

Another Cespanar quote, "Ohh, Holy Sword...youse don't belong in Hell maybe?"

The Aerie/Immy/PC banter was hilarious. I chose the "Slayer wnated a sandwhich" option. It hurt my pregnant girl's feelings, but it was too funny to pass up, and since it technically isn't a romance dialogue, you can get away with it.

Sarevok and Immy,

Immoen, "So tell me what it's like to be dead Sarevok, I mean, since you've experienced it on multiple occasions."

Sarevok, "WHAT! you mean a tiny little do-gooder like yourself has never died, why I would've thought you had a permanent discount at the Temple of Helm!"

I, "Oh, but those were never for very long, and I just felt like I was floating over my body. But you..."

S "Any more of your cheeruppy banter and I'll provide you with an education." :-p

 

Mine has to be the Sandwhich one as well. Has me in stitches.
But nothing the petrified adventurers.
"right when we get there, I'll cast magic missile, you use backstab, and you can go into a frenzy, right?"
"ahaha here you go the beholders eye, NOW DIE!!!!"
"Oh dear thats not good...."
**Toni reloads**
"uhm...yes...here you go...goodbye"

Had me roling all over the house, nearly out down the street.

But nothing can compare to the Sarevok/Jan conversation.
Jan: You know what Sarevok, i have found a flaw in your plan to rule the sword...
Sarevok: If you prize your life halfling you will keep your mouth shut!
J: you see the impurities in the metal was very interesting, but wasn't very practicle...
S: Do you listen me?
J: You know my great aunt **can't remember name** had an idea for the take over of the sword coast...
S: Shut up you annoying little man!
J: her meathod included a very tastey turnip pie, that she would feed all the nobles in the high court and it would contain a nice potion to make them all drueling imbeciels. But alas, she got it wrong.
and so on. It is quite funny, and watching Sarevok getting very angry is worth it.

 

The formerly petrified adventurers is hilarious too.

"We can take Sean O' Glaigh. You can shoot your magic missile at him, you can backstab, I...

ATTACK!

Sean O' Glaigh turns into the Slayer. Chunk, chunk, chunk,

"Bogari reloads."

"Umm, here's your eyestalk Sean O' Glaigh."

heh-heh

 

By FAR the greatest one is when Mazzy asks Jan why he is so short yet farsighted and Jan gives an incredibly long speech cumulating in a story of him being naked on a ship, at which point Mazzy tells him to shut up. Its just CLASSIC!

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Never heard that one...

 

Btw, the name of the character found in Abazigal's Lair is Bondari.

He is the one who reloads his game.