Yes, Jonoleth Your Shoes Are Where You Left Them

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Any names are purely coincidential and aren't intentionally based on any persons. This is pure fiction

What really happened back in ScAmn? In the days where SareWok fought his sibling for power in the mighty city of Baldurs Mate. The days where gibberlings were suffering from desease and metal corrupted In your very hands.

Prolouge
Ellisime dear, I had them on just now when I was telling the guards not to peak through our window at night.

But Jonoleth, Can't you see I haven't moved them. I have been putting on this wonderfull herb makeup Elham's wife gave me, since I woke up!

Chapter one
"Jonoleth grunts" Sure, *WHO* was it that had to make breakfast *again*. I grow bored of memorizing magic missile to kill chikens.

Yes Jonoleth, But it isn't my fault that you play poker with the War Mages at night is it? They rip you off every night. My dear I had to sell a pretty necklace yesterday just to keep up with the daily costs.

Hah! If it wasn't for your and *Bogies* addiction to smoke leaves of the Tree of life, *YOU* could also make some money in this relationship. It was *I* who bought the underground estate in ScAmn and rented it to Leftincan.

Yes about that, Jonoleth. I have seen you an awfull lot at Leftincan's. There wouldn't be another? *sniff*

*Baaah* Must you interupt me with your scrying abilities at my every turn? I only go there for gambling. To win back what the mages took of me. You don't thrust me anymore?

I will hear nothing more of your lies Jonoleth! I saw you with Rose from the bridge district in my Crystal ball!

Her name is *ROSIE*.. Ahhh.. *Ahem*.. Well, I arranged your Crystal ball switched last week. There is no way you could have know. Unless.. Yes You have been with Katanas again? From the copper Coronet. *THAT* is where the smoke I smell in your clothes come from. SO *Bogie* has been covering up for you? Telling me you smoked the Tree of life! Wench! I'll have a divorce!!!

Chapter two
,.. Jonoleth I have been in our so called resident in ScAmn. *sniff* You are doing experiments... With me!! You have lost it. I demand you to leave at once!.. Guards!! Stall this.. this... Monster! while I get in touch with my divine powers.

*Enough of this* You *BORE* me mageling. *You act SOONER* than I had anticipated.

Jonoleth spare me those feeble oneliners you sit and ponder on every night with your little black book. There will be no fight. Only sleep...


Weeks later in ScAmn Jonoleth wakes up in his cave.

The end
What??? Where am I

Hey it is me, Bogie.. I saved you but we have both been condemned. To suffer. Oh, you won't believe what she has done to us.. *sigh*

"Jonoleth holds his breath and fiddles desperately with his clothes. He calms at an instant when his fingers touches his little black book. He quickly turns to a page with a scribe's precision."

They will suffer. They will all suffer!!

Epilouge?
At this time a merry band of adventurers celebrates that they have killed a sibling; and are heroes of Baldurs Mate in a drama only a few citizens really knew of.

[This message has been edited by ArchAngel (edited March 19, 2002).]

 

LOL! I'm drowning in clichés!!

 

LMAO! this is great Noble! keep it up, and don't give up like me on my *SIGH* ToB story

 

Continue? Heh. This was the end. Just a short story of what really happened. Anyway Thx for the happy thoughts.

 

LMAO! This is great!
"There would be another"? A certain Muppett do I sense here... (or am I Star Wars hypersensitive?)

But it does not have to be the end! Does it?

I want to know the secrets of Spellhold...

 

Btw, if you haven't left yet, I hope not, I'm almost done the epilogue for Boo's story!

 

What a powerful and moving piece of art. It should be printed, framed, and stacked next to you role-playing manuals.