Jon Irenicus Meets. Darth Vader

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In a galaxy far away a few people were beamed and timewarped to the forgotten realms. Placed in 6 cages in a dungeon owned by the mage Jon Irenicus, their new lifes begin.

Those beamed are;
Darth Vader
Luke Skywalker
Obi Wan Kenobi
Han Solo
C3PO
Yoda
The Emperor

And So it began...

Interesting you have much untabbed power- Jon Irencus

Join me and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son- Vader

The pain will only be passing you should survive the process- Jon Irenicus

We are on a diplomatic mission to Alderan- Leia

More Intruders have entered the complex- Golem

We are doomed- C3PO
*Later Imoen enters the room freeing Darth Vader.*

Iccck! You're not my brother. Arrrg- Imoen
(runs away)

Come here my little friend- I mean you no harm.. Oh too late- Obi Wan

I have a bad feeling about this place- Han

We seemed to have cut off our only escape route- Leia

(Darth Vader looks around)
Don't be to proud of this technological terror you've constructed the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force- Vader

*Vader then crushes his way to the outside...*

...Mos Eisley Spaceport, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany... Oh this isn't Mos Eisley- Obi

*They march on to Slums district*

Coo- You might be who I am looking for- Gaelan

We aren't the ones you are looking for- Obi

Coo..? -Gaelan

We can go about our business- Obi

Coo.. uh. - Gaelen

Move along- Obi

Coo! Move along!- Gaelan

Copper Coronet. Hmm This place can be a little rough- Obi

I am ready for anything- Luke

I'll just wait outside. They probably don't serve droids- C3PO

*Han enters the shop*

Do you have any nice blasters?- Han

Uh? I have a Blade of roses- Bernard

No match for a good blaster if you ask me- Han

How much is it?- Han

10000- All in advance. -Bernard

Heeey. Don't Get cocky. that's my line- Han

We can pay you 2000 now plus 15000 when we reach Alderan.- Obi

No thanks- Bernard.

(the party manages to sell Leia's sporting blaster for 20000 thousand, and sets off to find a way home. They face Bodhi later on and agrees to help her to get to spellhold.)

*Vader then crushes the Thieves Guild, And They return to Bodhi*

There is still good in you Bodhi. I can feel it- Luke

Now if you don't mind I am in a little hurry. If you'll just board the ship- Han

I am Captain of This fair ship- Saemon

I am captain of the millineum Falcon- Han

I can outrun imperial cruiser- Han

I can outrun Githyanki ships- Saemon

My ship made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsec- Han

Uh?- Saemon

She is fast enough for you old man- Han

*Luke glances at the ship*

What a piece of junk!- Luke

*they get to spellhold, And goes to face Perth the Adept*

I am not afraid- Luke

You will be. you will be- Yoda

*Vader then crushes Perth the Adept and they enter Spellhold*

Ahh You are eager to see Imoen- Jon Irenicus

looking? Found someone you have (giggling/coughing)- Yoda


No fight only sleep. Jon Irenicus

Strong am I with the force, but not that strong. -Yoda

We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel and smashed into who knows what- C3PO

*Jon Irenicus then tries to take Vader's soul*

You resist beyond reason- Jon Irenicus

You do not realize the power of the dark side- Vader


*Jon Irenicus then informs his sister...*(Vader intervenes)

Sister! Twin sister. Now your feelings have betrayed her too- Vader

(they are placed in Bodhis Prison)


I had everything under control untill you let us down here- Han

They tricked us into going this way- C3P0

*Vader then crushes everything down there*
*Bodhi is amazed and runs to inform Jon Irenicus.*

They let us go. That is the only explanation for the ease of our escape- Leia

*Upstair they meet Lonk the sane*

This little one isn't worth the effort- Obi

I must obey my master- Vader.

*They then release the prisoners and fight Jon Irenicus*.
*On the way out they meet Saemon.*

Well you stuck-up half-witted scruffy looking Nerfherder- Leia

Control! You must learn control- Yoda

*They then take the portals to the underdark and face Adalon*

I prefer a straight fight instead of this sneaking around- Han

What a desolate place this is- C3P0

*They then sneak in and fetch the eggs.*

I still don't see how we got past those guards- Luke

The force can have a strong influence on the weak minded- Obi

They are summoned to the surface and meets Elhan and his War sages.

Again you speak the Thruth- Elven War Mage
Defiante thruth- Other Elven War Mage

Powerfull Jedi. - Yoda

I call it luck- Han

They are easily startled but they will be back in greater numbers- Obi

*They then move on to Bodhi's Lair.*

Didn't we just leave this party?- Han

*Vader is pleased to destroy the Sister of Irenicus.*
*They enter Sundanesselar*

Spread up- Elhan

I ain't in it for your rebellion- Han

Will this never end?- C3PO

*Vader does what he is good at*
*They face Jon At the Three of life*

If you strike me down I shall become more powerfull than you can possibly imagine.- Obi

*Vader is then dragged to hell, with Irenicus' death*

Then I'll see you in hell- Han

Obi wan Kenobi you're our only hope- Leia

*In hell Jon Irenicus summons his minions*

Who is the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

*The emperor suddenly speaks out for the first time in this scenary*

Now young *Jedi*, you will die- Palpatine

We shall see- Jon Irenicus

I find your lack of faith desturbing- Vader

You are too reckless- Yoda

*For Once they all join to fight*

*Elisime greets them and wishes them good luck on their travels*.

That would lead them back home- Luke

Sorry about the mess- Han

And so ends the Tale of how a group of people changed the life of Faerun once and for all.
PS; I have a much longer version if you like

[This message has been edited by ArchAngel (edited April 23, 2002).]

 

*On the way out they meet Saemon.*

Well you stuck-up half-witted scruffy looking Nerfherder- Leia

Control! You must learn control- Yoda

LMAO!

Yes, you must release a special edition! We need those missing scenes .

 

[does her best Neimoidian impression]
What?! What did you say?! More???

[waves hand]
You will post more...

[sigh]
Who am I kidding? This works only on the weak-minded... Well... more, please? Pretty please?

Random Quote of the Day:

These events are, at best, known to the wide audience of Arda from the "period" TV series "The Sword of Isildur" and from the FPP shooter "The Dungeons of Moria".

- on the events at the end of the Third Age of Arda

 

Post the long version. Please?

Ara
(giggling her lungs out)

 

ALL sentences are taken from the movie. So Star was fans and haters enjoy.

This is a slighty different version. One where they meet Nalia and... well you'll see.

cast Still
Luke
Han
Obi
C3PO
Leia
Vader
The Emperor


Copper Coronet;
Nalia introduces herself
You may dispense with the pleasantries.- Vader
Take it easy- Han
I'll meet you at the rendezvous point.- Luke

Nalia gets thrilled and thinks positively on the future.
Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, You'd probably short-circuit.- C3PO
That's your uncle talking- Obi
What kind of talk is that?- Luke

Nalia asks to join them
Never!- Luke
Stay back- Han
This isn't gonna be easy.- Leia
Oh, Princess Leia, are you all right?- C3PO

Lord Firkraag introduces himself and offers a grand reward.
The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.- Vader
Yes! yes. Can it be done? - Emperor
I have a really bad feeling about this.- Han
Are you sure your felings are clear in this matter- Emperor
Let's see- Han
Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
I love you- Han
I have foreseen it- Emperor
Oh dear- C3PO

They begin their travels to Nalia's Keep
Come on, come on!- Han
Oh, this is no time for heroics. Come back!- C3PO
Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you.- Emperor

The main gate is closed
I don't think they're going to let us in. We'd better go.- C3PO
But these are my friends, Threepio. -Leia
The hate is swelling in you now- Emperor
I guess you don't know all about women- Leia
Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing.- Han

Nalia tells about the secret entrance.
Back door, huh? Good idea- Han

They meet up with the servant Nalia spoke of
You serve your master well.- Luke
Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communication- C3PO
Obi-Wan has taught you well- Vader
I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master- Emperor
What did he say?- Han
With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant- Emperor
Will this never end- C3PO


Trolls rush and attack them
Beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.- Yoda
Hey... it's me- Han
Over there! Two more of them!- Leia
Your Eyes can deceive you don't trust them- Yoda
You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?- Leia
Oh! Oh, my. Uh, Princess Leia!- C3PO

They go and and lowers the main entrance
If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outta here pretty quick- Han

They finally locate some stairs and hear monster below.
Oh, I told you it was dangerous here- C3PO
Shall we try and go around?- Leia
No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself- Vader
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Thank goodness- C3PO
And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day.- Han
So, you have accepted the truth- Vader
Now don't get cocky kid- Han
I find your lack of faith desturbing- Vader
Well, it only takes one to sound the alarm.- Leia
You underestimate the power of the dark side- Vader

Luke greedily graps the loot in golem room and the huge golems awaken.
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen- Emperor
We are doomed- C3PO
I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come.- Luke
Judge me by my size?- Yoda
And well you should not. For my ally in the Force- Yoda
You're gonna need it- Han
Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic- Luke
Good. Good!- Emperor

They face Glacius who rushes to attack, while promising he'll wipe out their lineage.
Hmm. I wish I had your confidence- C3PO
I don't blame you for being angry- Obi
There's still good in him- Luke
It is of no concern- The Emperor
Now don't get jittery, Luke- Han
All right. You want something to eat?- Leia
Somehow, I got the feeling that didn't help us very much- Han


They meet The annoying Aunt of Nalia
No reward is worth this- Han
The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force- Vader


They go downstairs. The Troll leader is eager to fight:
Good, I hate long waits- Han
Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall- Yoda
There is no avoiding the battle- Ben


Nalia greets them outside and learns her father is dead.
You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force.- Obi
Sounds dangerous- C3PO
What's going on?- Han
He's my father- Luke
There's more. It won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must- Luke
Quiet.- Leia
No!- Luke
Come, boy. See for yourself- Emperor
Use the Force. Yes...- Yoda
Then my father is truly dead- Luke
Don't underestimate the power of the dark side- Vader
So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done- Yoda
Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good- Luke
It's not my fault- Han
Shut up!- Leia


Nalia is sad but Invites Luke to be the new Lord of De'Arnise
I can't do it, Ben- Luke
Your insight serves you well- Ben
Well, look at you, a general, huh?- Han
I am out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur- Han
I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper- C3PO
Obi-Wan once thought as you do.- Vader
But it is against my programming to impersonate a deity- C3PO
If that is your destiny- Vader
goodness gracious- C3PO


The Aunt doesn't approve
That's the last mistake you'll ever make.- Luke
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father- Luke
Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again- Han
What is it?- Leia
Although I hate her I am beginning to like her- Han

The team promises to come back and sets off To some exciting monster hunting in windspear hills.
"Exciting" is hardly the word I would use.- C3PO
Come on, let's get outta here- Leia
Good. How far is it?- Han

[This message has been edited by ArchAngel (edited May 03, 2002).]

 

While reading that, laughter took priority over breathing.

 

Ach, *snort*, cough*,

I think I'm choking, word of advice kids, It's dangerous to your health to laugh and cough at the same time.

LOL

 

ALL sentences are taken from the movie. So Star was fans and haters enjoy.

cast Still
Luke
Han
Obi
C3PO
Leia
Vader
The Emperor

The merry band heads off to windspear for some exciting adventure. They have forgotten all about Irenicus and his feeble magic powers. They think.

A group appearing to be various monsters leaps at the party forcing Han Solo to take a step back. They order him to die as the evil monster he is.
Excuse me, sir. Might I inqu-...- C3P0
Well, there's a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hut, I'm a dead man.- Han
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.- Yoda
You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead...and you with me.- Luke
There goes our surprise attack-Han

Impatient at the rambling party the group of monsters Attack them and get a good whack at Han Solo
I feel terrible.- Han
Why are they doing this?- Leia
They didn't even ask any questions-Han
Your feeble skill are no match for the powers of the dark side- Emperor
I never doubted you for a second. Wonderful! -C3P0
So be it...- Emperor

The Emperor's glee turns to rage as he spreads force lightning all over while laughing devillish
I don't know where you get your delusions lazerbrain- Leia
Well, he seems very friendly- C3P0
Obi-Wan once thought as you do- Vader
Not bad for a little furball. There is only one left- Han

A knight comes and the illusion vanish. They all realize, that they have killed a group of knights. The knight tells them what they must do. And pleads them to save his daughter in the cave
I knew all along it had to be a mistake- C3P0
Hey, we better go look for her- Luke
I thought she was with you- Han
Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken...about a great many things- Emperor
Now, young Skywalker...you will die-Emperor
I know-Leia
Sister! So...you have a twin sister- Vader
Tell me.(rolling his eyes)-Luke
Damn fool. I knew that you were going to say that!-Han
Hey!- Leia
No! wait!- Luke

After Luke tries to take his words back and explain why he didn't like his sister, they enter the cave and of course agrees on treasure hunting for a mysterious woman.
It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense-Han
That's good. You have taken your first step into a larger world- Obi
What did you have in mind for your next move?-Leia
I want to go with you.-Luke
Patience- Yoda
Be patient, Luke. Stay and watch over the droids.- Obi
With the rest of the garbage. Then what-Leia
How rude!-C3P0
Leia!- Han and Luke


Vader Insists on wearing King Strohm III Mask but it gets stuck on his helmet. Han and leia laughs at him
There is no conflict- Vader
Don't worry, he'll be all right.- Obi
Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.- Yoda
(whispering)Luke, help me take this mask off- Vader

They find Firkraag and he begins his long mockery of the pathetic mortals
Oh, no! The Rancor!-C3P0
Have you been in many battles?- Luke
In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years- C3P0
What kind of talk is that?- Luke
What did he say?-Han
I have a bad feeling about this- Han
I have a bad feeling about this-Luke
I have a bad feeling about this-Leia

Luke Sneaks up on Firkraag and tries to get a good strike. Unfortunately Luke gets smacked into who knows what. It wasn't everything he could take on by himself.
Yes, stop, please! I'm not ready to die- C3P0
Lando's got people who can fix him.- Han
He will not be permanently damaged- Vader
Don't worry, Master Luke. We know what to do.- C3P0
Oh, he's not dead, not...not yet.-Obi
What happened?-Luke

Vader has had too much and attacks Firkraag with forcechoking. Firkraag struggles in rage while choking.
He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help you- C3P0
Perhaps you feel you are beeing treated unfairly?-Vader
I am surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself!- Leia
Good I hate long waits-Han

The Group saves the Girl and is rewarded with their freedom. They find the group of Nymphs and Luke falls in love and wants to stay
But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the dark side of the Force.- Ben
No! No! No!- Luke
Yes, yes.- Yoda
To Obi-Wan you listen. The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!- Yoda
It looks like I'm going nowhere- Luke


Will the Emperor learn that Han isn't Luke and stop trying to train him? Will they eventually hunt down Irenicus?
Hope you enjoy it
Any suggestions on where they might go next?

 

Brilliant, four thumbs up
How about having the intrepid group
take on the Unseeing Eye quest?