Yet another random story from the depths of my brain...

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Before I start I have a note to the mods and stuff, I would just like to say that although these stories aren't brilliant, don't delete them as they have taken 5-10-20-60 minutes of my life to create and it would upset me greatly if you did so. Thanks for listening and in the words of that famous guy "the show must go on!"...

Once upon a time in a land not so far away, but far enough for it not to exist, there lived a man. He was just some random guy who was about to help me create my random story and his name was Bob.

Bob was well known in the small town of Bourbon ville, but it was not anything special that made him well known but the fact that the total population of Bourbon ville was about 7 and a half may have had something to do with it (readers may be or may not be wondering how you get half a person, now I could say that it was a baby that was not born yet, or I could say that it was a tragic accedent with a tooth pick and a comb...I leave you to decide which).

Anyway one fateful Wed-nes-day in Sep-tem-ber Bob went to the pub and got absolutely and completely wasted, infact he was so wasted that he bet his friends (the other villigers) that he could drink a pint through his ear, and lets just say he won (you know its a bit of a giggle...well it certainly was for the other villagers). Moving swiftly on like an ant going extremely fast, eventually the pub closed, it was about 5:05am (not that they had clocks back the...well they did but...oh who cares!), Bob dragged himself out of the pub and was kindly helped by the landlord with a friendly kick in the right direction, with this Bob set off home but the strange thing is Bob was never seen again after that fateful
Wed-nes-day in Sep-tem-ber, some say he died of alcohol poisoning, others say he got lost and wondered off into the night, and some people think he might just have fallen down the open drain out side his door...No one is sure (hey that rymes)...
The End

Thank you for reading this random story that took me in the end 30 minutes of my life to write, I would like to hear your suggestions for any further random stories, I am NOT saying I will listen but hey you never know...If you managed to read it to the end then congratulations (huge word) you have bin awarded the sticker saying SAD (only kidding). This is again from the creator of short stories Chewbaka the Monkey thank you and good night! I like this one!

[ July 29, 2003, 12:37: Message edited by: Chewbaka the monkey ]

 

I would just like to say that that was quite possibly the most pointless thing I have every read. Seriously, these random stories are rather useless, it would take about the same amount of time for you to write something intelligent of the same length.

 

Chewbaka,
Get that monkey off your shoulder!
man was this one the most innane thing Ive ever read? Ofcourse NOT. But that does not mean that you continue to post such serious headache inducers.
Later.

 

What! are you saying I should stop posting these things and deprive those people out there with a strange sense of humour the laughs they should be allowed?

 

I'm saying that you should stop posting these things, and instead write something intelligent. It can still have whatever type of humour you wish, it will just be more interesting and pointful.

 

Your first story about the goblin was funny , but this one... Well lets just say I'm starting to agree with Aik.

 

Post anything you like, Chewbaka the Monkey, but this stuff isn't to my taste and it won't be long before I stop reading your stuff altogether.

Whatever you want.

 

Chewbaka, the depths of your mind are scary

 

I guess I must be one of "those people out there with a strange sense of humour" because I found this pretty funny, not sidesplittingly so but still pretty funny. I loved this similie (sp?)

One of the funniest I've heard in some time. Oh and though I do not know you it wouldn't suprise me if you have/had nicknames such as "weirdo" and "looney" and "the what the f*ck kid" Just kidding ya

 

I agree wiith Lazy Bonzo this was a great story and very funny. Thanks for posting this.