Worst of the bunch

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This is applicaple to PnP and all CRPGs so I put it here. We've had loads of arguments about what's the best thing in the game so let's hear the worst. I'll go first. Dwarven Fighter thieves - because I am one and I love to complain about stuff, so this is the biggie.

 

in bg there are no REALLY hard fights, if you have the right tactics you can just fly the whole way through the game, and theres no place to get infinite exp like in torment, in torment you had the undersigl, in bg you have fuck all!

~rachel~

 

none? Says a lot for my ability then. (grumble, grumble). I must have got myself killed.... (moan, rant)...bah. Time to open up the "Big Book of People Ironbeard is Jealous Of". Lessee...Chapter 3, People who are better at Bg than me...gosh, running out of space here.

 

What's with the "~rachel~" thing????

 

All those stupid quest's where you just run from one person to another and then back again.

 

Rachel is suffering from yellow feeling

 

whats the yellow feeling agin?

 

Ahem, enough of that Sniper.

Having an autorun bug after reaching chapter 5. Then having to uninstall and start all over again.

 

gnomes having to be illusionists! to be a specialist mage

 

rachels my girlfriend, i didnt even know shed posted here, gonan kill her gonna kill her right now...

(BTA, shut up)

 

Herf - You look so cute when you get all riled up! Let Rachel post, maybe it'll help her with that yellow feeling!

 

A real pisser? Lack of paladins in BG. Only a handful of them. Blimey where's all that D&D excitement? Oh yay, chase the big bad guy Sarevok. I mean, he's not really all bad anyway. Anyone who'd kill that pansy gorion is fine by me.

 

I want Drow, Wild Elves, Wood Elves, Deep Gnomes, Druegar, Valley Elves, Grey Elves...etc. Come on...they act like bringing in Half-orc is something new...It was in First edition for crymany's sake...

 

Well while were on the subjects of wants, I want a brand friggin new race. Don't cross breed the other races with each other and call it something new. (Incidently, will humans breed with anything or what?) Someone please come up with and include in their future CRPG a brand new race not based on soemthing already available.

 

Not anything. I don't see any half-dwarves, half-gnomes, half-halflings (quarterlings?) etc. but then I don't see much. Elves are the emitome of elegance and grace (bloody ponces), and most half-orcs and fiends won't take no for an answer (bloody thugs).

[This message has been edited by Ironbeard (edited April 14, 2001).]

 

not being able to kill everyone in the thieves guild because of that invincible assasin.

 

Ah, but Ironbeard, have you played the Dark Sun games. They had half dwarves in those games, called Muls. "Muls are an incredibly tough cross-breed of humans and dwarves. They retain the height and cunning of their human parent, with the durability and raw strength of their dwarven parent. Muls are usually the products of the slave pits," Incidently, that game also featured half-giants, quite an interesting race that puts the advantages of half-orcs to shame. And as far as new races (yes I know I just complained about this ), they had an insectoid race called Thri-kreen, which sucked but hey, at least they tried.

 

Again my ignorance is exposed. Hmmm, lets try annoying hybrids....Drowegar, Elf-gnomes, Elf-Orcs, Orclings.

 

I wish you could be a dragon just light everyone up.