What a great game!

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Check this game!!! www.progressquest.com It's 100% free. It's told to be the game that kills Everquest, and i agree. Try it. .
PS. My 17th level Demicanadian Ur-Paladin will destroy everything!!!

[This message has been edited by Tasohan (edited March 17, 2002).]

 

Hmm... I tried it... it's certainly.. interesting.

 

It's cool. Kind of boring, but still cool. Are you just supposed to watch it?

 

Look, it's a lot more simple than everything else i have seen. You don't even have to do anything. Just keep the program open to have your character progress.
PS. My char is level 22 now

[This message has been edited by Tasohan (edited March 17, 2002).]

 

Got a lvl 10 Double Wookiee Bastard Lunatic now

 

How many act's have you gone through?

 

I have tried it too, this will be active everytime I am online
How do you save or something?

 

lvl 15 now In Act 2.

It saves whenever you close the program.

What position are you? I'm 16469th at the moment .

 

This... is too funny. I am staring at the screen in complete disbelief. I'm not sure what is weirder- the prologue or the loot. I just killed a girl scout and got girl scout cookies as my loot. I'm number 34417 in the rankings with my firt-level Battle Finch.

No, it's not the loot OR the prologue, the funniest parts are the online store (you can get a +55 Coif of Rarity for only $50! But it looks a lot like a baseball cap...) and the satisfied-customer testimonials. My personal favorite: "PQ is as close to perfect as a game can get. It effortlessly usurps the paradigm of 'the game'. This is fresh, inventive, engaging, stimulating, and thought-provoking. It is the Jean Baudrillard of games. For anyone who has lived to regret playing some addictive game until 5AM on a work night (you know you're out there), this one's for you. I laughed until I cried." Me, too, buddy!

 

This is too funny I'm Gurgglemach, a Gyrognome Tickle-Mimic Currently Gurgglemach is searching the killing fields in search of a newspaper. I'm position 34,459. Wait! Update: Gurgglemach has found a newspaper and is now searching for a canoe

This is the perfect game to sit back with a drink and enjoy!


[This message has been edited by Gnolyn Lochbreaker (edited March 17, 2002).]

 

This is my person:
14416. Name: Tasohan Race: Demicanadian Class: Ur-Paladin Level: 25 Highest stat: CHA 46 Act: II Best item: +9 Venomed Invisible Longiron Best spell: Nestor's Bright Idea V.
This is indeed addictive. Oh and this game even has it's own forum: http://murdergram.com/bb/

 

Gurgglemach just killed a Greater Bacon Elemental....and picked up a bacon elemental bit If there's a crouton elemental, a lessor salad giant and a parmesan sprite I could get a Caesar Salad!!

 

hehe

And is it possible to get a kobold penis in any other game? I don't think so.

 

I'm confused, were is everyone finding this big nubmer? I can't find it!

 

The big number is your character's position amongst all the registered players. To find it, go to the site: http://www.progressquest.com

Go to the 'Hall of Fame' and search for your character by name.

 

36115.
Priston Theyrefere
Low Elf
Tongueblade
Level 1
CHA 17
Act I
Sharp Stick
My tongue dost strike thee, man!

I'm gonna have to leave this on over Spring Break with the cable connection.

Fun game.

 

My level 14 Crested Dwarf Voodoo Princess is currently fetching a chicken, and she just procured fire giant cigarettes. Her name is Fizzleswan the Short, and her position is 17598. Her specialty is Magnetic Orb V, and her most prized item is a chainmail helm. Why is this game so interesting?

 

ARGH! This is addictive. I thought that I'd just download it and see what was so funny. It got repetetive fairly quickly, but I still found myself staring at the screen waiting for the next funny thing to come up - and getting annoyed when my character didn't buy stuff, or a new toy was just an old toy with a bigger number. Doctor - time for an autopsy, I have no life.

 

At first I couldnt stop laughing, now I'm just addicted. I'm a talking pink pony. 7852 in rank. I have to much time on my hands. But it's a great game. My only conceren is that it might be being used to look inside my computer.

 

It is indeed a very interesting and amusing game (and I use the term game very loosely)...my character Lupita is currently a Level 9 Crested Dwarven Voodoo Princess whose current quest is to fetch a needle (such epic quests are what mythology is made of!!!

Some of the items beggar belief such as Harpy Mascara, Trapper Shag, Gorgon Testicle, Fire Giant Cigarettes and the baffling Porn Elemental Lube???

Hooray, while I have been typing this, my character has just made Level 10.

Cool!