Pink Dragon Disciples of the World Unite!

Remove all ads!

OKay yeaaahhh this is crazy... Bion a plant ?!

Indeed little gem you have much to learn about conspiracy...

Indeed Olimikrig might thought us as kin OR Food...

THE Ofelix, the talkative gem (tm) hide away from the potentiel threat that is Olimikrig.

 

Not potential, I AM a thread
Remeber that I even tried to sacrifice Kuemper (untill grumpy 'ol Fel spoiled my fun )

 

You guys seriously need to look in the mirror!

 

Does this mean taht we're ALLL turning into pink dragons?!

 

I was thinking more of getting a reality check.

 

I'm not.

 

It would be a shame to wreck such a fine mirror

 

Who's got a check for me?

 

Now why would I want a reality check I've gone from having an aura of fear to an aura of ugliness; no sin committed there. But I've also got over my fear of pink dragons and that's definitely

In reality I'd still be afraid of pink dragons !!

 

Take just one more more peek at my Pink Dragon Sketch, and you'd be scared

@ Arabwel: Only if you chooses to join the Pink Dragon Disciples. However there is a loong way from being a lvl 1 pink dragon disciple, and to being able to polymorph at will and shoot SPAM/cone of cottoncandy!

 

@Spellbound: Reality? Oh, yeah - the life of misery I come here to GET AWAY FROM.

 

Misery is in the eye of the beholder, I think.

 

next she be talking to gems

 

Hey what's wrong with talking gem?

Mine worth a decent loot too. And don't you dare selling me to the adventure mart! Silly! I am THE Ofelix, the one of many and only ofelix-ish talking gem (tm).

Bleh, Mmm a gem Pink dragon disciple now that would be something...

Anyhow shouldn't we be back in some sort of conspiracy now?

 

Bah, you wanna talk conspiracy, the paranoids would think that Spellbound was some kinda 'MiB' trying to shut us up. <j/k>

But I'm more interested getting back to what we were discussing - the potential pink dragon (and its subsequent desciple prestige class), even irrespective of Tal.

So we'd gotten two possibilities:

a) a 'drake' kind of dragon - small/tiny size, candyfloss breath weapon, Aura of Cuteness (pat. pending) and overall something of one of the good aligns...and

b) a neutral gem dragon of full size....hmm opal, coral, agate of the right hue, maybe? Breath weapon vacilating between potted meat and the aforementioned candyfloss (some drags do have multi BWs...hmm) Dunno if the Aura of Cuteness would hold....hmm; I'd say this type would be CN

And of course, there's no reason why BOTH cannot exist...the former would resemble a pseudodragon but clearly of pink hue, and prob CG (it's the playfulness of a cotton candy BW that's getting to me)

Meanwhile the latter would be a full-sized gem dragon, just as playful, but a little more dangerous (ever smother in SPAM[tm]?)
OOooh! and to carry the above alternate B/W a little further; it's spells are primarily illusions, and a spell-like ability would be to 'bombard with irrelevant communication' (the *other* type of 'spam' )

Outta this, I'd have to say the Disciple would be following the latter, to be honest...

So how's that for a rainy Sunday morning's cogitation?

 

Yay! Back on subject; thanks AE.

How about BOTH breath weapons? True metallic dragons get two breath weapons: one that does damage (spam can [make you sick / hurt your eyes], depending on which kind) and one that has a disabling effect (candyfloss Web). If anyone can find a pink metal (with its own specific name), this could actually work!

[ September 11, 2005, 18:15: Message edited by: Felinoid ]

 

Why not just create a pink metal? After all we're talking about a creature in a fantasy world

 

Faerun miners have just discovered a new type of metal with a pink hue to it. Reports of its public showing say that all the women who saw it wanted jewelry made from that specific ore. No one has discovered any magical properties of it yet, but it does seem to be a variant of Mithril, and so the miners named it "Pithril"; short for Pink Mithril.



There, now we have our pink metal for our pink metallics. hehehe

 

indeed This is true

 

*Ouww*

All hail the legendary Pithril Armour of ugliness(tm).

Properties:

AC bonus: +9 (Better, Ofelix? )
Special properties
Aura of Ugliness when equipped.
Can cast toothpaste 5 times per day (Negates Cone of Cottoncandy).
Saves vs. breath wepons +3/additional +4 vs. the dreaded Cone of Cottoncandy.

If pollished daily with Malukas oil of anti-SPAM(yes, it's also a TM) it protects the wearer agianst all SPAM (and some SPAM-like) substances..

[ September 11, 2005, 20:21: Message edited by: olimikrig ]