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The Ultimate America Conspiracy Theory

Discussion in 'Alley of Dangerous Angles' started by Blackhawk, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. Blackhawk Gems: 14/31
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    [​IMG] Wow. I hoped that this would be a rather fun and "light" thread.

    Damn, did that fail. I have a sinking feeling that many SP'ers don't have a sense of humor.
     
  2. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    I tried, Blackhawk, I tried...

    I understood what you meant.

    Maybe you should have started this thread over in the Whatnots section, then you would have attracted a "lighter" group of posters!

    I'd post another conspiracy theory, but it would just end up getting me committed. Besides, Splunge still needs to come clean about the Michael Jackson / Cream of Wheat thing.
     
  3. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Well, I can’t come clean on it, but (and I’m taking a big risk here) I’ll just say that nobody should go to sleep at any time on January 23rd.

    …no, wait, I didn’t mean to! Oh god, please no! Somebody help me!!
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    I have just been informed that there is no conspiracy. I repeat, no conspiracy.
     
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    George Bush Jnr is not George Bush Seniors son.

    George Snr actually rescued the infant George Jnr from a group of children kidnapped by a cult of pagan devil worshipers who were performing a ritual to ressurect their God.

    Some of the other children that escaped have ascended to the status ruler in many different countries, during what is now known as the time of the Evil Axis.

    George Snr had given the child his own name hoping that the boy could hide from his past. The subterfuge didn't work. The boy became to powerful for George Snr to control.

    The time has come for George Jnr to seek out the other remaining orphans, leaving no stone unturned. If he has to come face to face with every last one of them then so be it. His destiny drives him from within. He will discover who he truly is.

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