So, two guys walk into a bar....

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Man, I've got two jokes that is a bit past the edge, and after the "So please tone down the more raunchy jokes." from Tal, I think I'll just laugh at them myself...

Aha!, a joke told in the unknowing is sometimes funnier than the ill-intended ones.
That covers just about everything

 

@teekc

Don't tale it personal I just did read that in an artickle about barjokes and I found it kind of funny. I put your name in becayse you started the topic thats al.

 

Two guys were talking in the bar.

Guy 1: You know, I wasn't always this sex-crazed maniac you see. There was a time that I did not have sex or think about sex for 14 straight years.

Guy 2: 14 years! Wow! What changed you?

Guy 1: I turned 15.

 

A guy staggers in to a bar, obviously drunk before he even reaches the stool, and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk and says, "Look buddy, you look like you have had to much already, so why don't you let me call you a cab?"

The drunk gives the bartender a dirty look and gets up and stumbles out of the bar. A few minutes later, the same guy swaggers back into the bar, but this time through the side door.

When he asked for a beer, the bartender told him the same thing he had told him the last time. "Look buddy, I really think you have had enough to drink, so why don't you just let me call you a cab?"

Giving the bartender another dirty look, the drunk slides off his stool and goes back out the side of the bar. About ten minutes later, the drunk comes barging through the back door of the bar, sits himself on a stool and yells at the bartender for a beer.

By this time the bartender was beginning to loose his patience, so he looks at the drunk and says, "Listen, either you let me call you a cab, or I'll call the cops and they can give you a ride home."

The drunk just looks at the bartender for a minute, before finally blurting out "Man, how many bars do you work at?"

 

Although the thread is about two guys walk into a bar, here's a link that needs your help to guide one guy walking out of the bar.

Guide me please.

After so many tries, 120 meters is my record.