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Favourite strange sayings?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Cúchulainn, Jun 13, 2005.

  1. Cúchulainn Gems: 28/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] I'll go first:

    No butter be on your milk nor on your ducks a web. May your cow be flayed. And may the flame be bigger and wider which will go through your soul than the Connemara mountains, if they were on fire.

    A man without a blackthorn stick is a man without an expedient.

    and my favourit

    If Candlemas is wet or foul, half the winter has gone at Yule. If Candlemas is fine and fair, half the winter is to come and more.

    What are yours?

    [ June 13, 2005, 17:57: Message edited by: Taluntain ]
     
    Cúchulainn, Jun 13, 2005
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    Mine are:

    Quit your jibba jabba
    Shut up, fool!
    Don't gimme no back talk, sucka
    First name Mister, middle name Period, last name T
     
    Sarevok•, Jun 13, 2005
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  3. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    I don't know if it counts, but I always find myself calling my son 'Mr. Muffins'. I have no idea where it came from or what it means!
     
    Shell, Jun 13, 2005
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  4. Master of Nuhn

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    It's colder in the evening than outside.
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jun 13, 2005
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    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Cesard - I've never heard of any of those, but I can't think of any of my own at the moment. Right now, I'm perplexed by the words in kid's nursery rhymes and songs. Most of them are gibberish.
     
    Harbourboy, Jun 13, 2005
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    The one that always gets me is "Bite me" or "bite my bag". Neither of those would be pleasant, nor would you want to have the person actually do so.
     
    LKD, Jun 14, 2005
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    Many of the uses of the F word are actually really wierd when you take into account what the word technically means...
     
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    If tha's gun 'ang tab on, 'ang it on rayt.
     
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    [​IMG] "I once saw a chicken but the paint wasn't dry!"

    "Like Fruitcake!"

    "You are so Donkey Kong right now!"

    "Emily booth is MY Emily Booth!"

    "Thats like really ******* educational..."
     
    SleepleSS, Jun 14, 2005
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    Thats as random as a Bokchoi in a suitcase...

    May all your daughters be born with three bottoms...

    If its not on, ITS NOT ON!!!!!!!

    lol i love these sayings...
     
    Buggo, Jun 14, 2005
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  11. Master of Nuhn

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    Heh, that's true. We got an old Dutch song about "...a woman. She took the whole Man-o-War and put it up her sleeve."

    For the dutch: "...een vrouw, die nam het hele oorlogsschip en stak het in haar mouw"
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jun 14, 2005
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  12. Daie d'Malkin

    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    @Sarevok. I ain't gettin' on no plane!


    Um, heres mine:

    'Norfolk people do different'

    I'll leave the subtext there.....
     
    Daie d'Malkin, Jun 14, 2005
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    Here's a funky quote I read in my philosophy textbook, not sure if its exact, but close enough:

    "Our world is not one where absolute certainty is possible. If you believe absolute certainty is exists, you are certainly mistaken. That is the one thing you can be certain about." :D
     
    Rolsuk Fryulee, Jun 15, 2005
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  14. Gnarfflinger

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    That reminds me of the Spanish inquisition joke that overtook RB37 a while back...
     
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    Few more:

    "This is the worst christmas ever!" (Only use outside December)

    "With extra cheese!" (after every sentence)
     
    SleepleSS, Jun 15, 2005
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  16. Daie d'Malkin

    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    Why? Because it's not good enough, and it's not high enough!
     
    Daie d'Malkin, Jun 15, 2005
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    Midwinter - Love the Yorkshire accent

    (From a Yorkshireperson)
     
    Shell, Jun 15, 2005
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    I got this off a guy from some other message board i was browsing. He said:

    "Money is the biggest deception ever"

    I dont why i like this. they were talking about the war in Iraq.
     
    Lawless, Jun 20, 2005
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