Favourite sayings of NPCs, especially Viconia, Keldorn, Imoen or Valygar

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As a response to me changing into the Slayer and losing two rep points Imoen said:
Now I remember why travelling with you was always so much fun.

Korgan, when accepting to hunt down the Fallen Paladins:
'Tis a grand day when me axe gets to bite into the over-cured armor of those oh-so-superior holy warriors!

Edwin: (to Yoshimo)
Somewhere in you something terrible gathers and grows...
Yoshimo:
That's only love, warmth and candour for you and your red-robed ilk, Edwin.

Salvanas: (to Viconia)
Indeed? Perhaps we could... find someplace more private and discuss the things we have in common...?
Viconia:
You do not interest me, male. And I doubt that you would withstand the force of drow passion.
Salvanas:
I'd be willing to die if that is what it took to partake of your swarthy lust, my dear...
Viconia:
Hmm... suddenly I am tempted. But no. Go away, male.

 

I like Yoshimo's sly quips "I can dance on the head of a pin too"

I know people find Anomen annoying but I like his arogant "What is it now" and if your reputation is high he jips the whole party whilst giving a back handed compliment.

The voice which says "I'll break an arm or a leg for a copper or two" is amusing too.

I HATE Imoen's whine and Jeheria p*ssed me off too

Also how cheesy is the "To victory and beyond" default character voice

 

I'd have to say the following from Keldorn (the axe-weilding Dwarf, I confuse his name with the Paladin sometimes)

"You better change your tune, or I'll be swinging me axe and I'll not be likely to stop it!" or something like that, also
"Lets see what yer guts be lookin' like!"

 

I feel you on the default character voices. They make me cringe. From the downloads section on this site I used Sean Connery's voice from Dragonheart for my monk, Jack Nicholoson's voice from As Good As It Gets for my evil berserker, and Annah's voice from Planescape Torment for my fighter/druid in BG1.
Viconia's "I am yours to command"
Nalia's "How are we helping the less fortunate trudging around in here?" (In her own keep!)
Jan's **Burp** "Pardon...turnip reflex."
and my favorite so far....
Haer'Dalis' "Readier than a red-cheeked maiden my friend." He even starts to laugh as he says it. I really like that one.

[This message has been edited by Big B (edited April 24, 2001).]

 

Korgan, when assigned to leader:

"That is more like it. The first to disobey me orders gets an axe in their skull."

Edwin in general

"I am Edwin Odesseiron, you may refer to me simply as 'sir' if you prefer a less...syllable workout."

 

That's "syllable-intensive workout"

Jan - "Ahh, home sweet home, wait... I don't live here"

 

Hey when does Jan say that "home sweet home" thing? Just curious, cause I haven't run across that one yet.

 

Aerie's orgasmic "Oh my!" on a critical hit

 

I like Yoshimo's sly quips "I can dance on the head of a pin too" - I wonder what reference, if any, this comment has?

I haven't gone far in my current (and 1st) game; I'm at the end of Chapter One. But I find Minsc's lines hilarious. He's a keeper, at least for this current game.

"Make way villainy, hero coming through."

[This message has been edited by Hayashi (edited April 25, 2001).]

 

were you speaking of my comment or Yoshimo's?

 

I personally like it when the programming doesn't allow for Ust Natha being a drow city and Viconia says "The stink of the collected rivvil! How I despise them all!" My favourite exchange is when Jan starts to annoy Viconia with his stories and you can say "It all began when Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin-Piper was challenged to a nasty flesh-golem eating contest..."

 

Stand around for awhile and listen to their bored comments. I have only played through once, so haven't heard as many. So far my favorite is Minsc:

"Boo needs his exercise, or he will bite us all in hard-to-reach places!"

ROFL

Also Yoshimo mocking the stereotype of Easterners being karate masters:

Very well. Hai-ya.

 

when you meet up with minsc and talk about where he hid his hampster.
"Do not ask questions that should be left to aged mages" or something like that.

 

The imp that appears and talks to ye in Ust Natha:
"Once dead the matron mother be, fleeing with eggs you should. much anger from priestesses there will come... minutes you have maybe, before revealed your disguise is. Quickly leaving you muat be"
'Tis so reminds me of Yoda (pardon )..
I cant believe that Adalon's familiar be an imp

 

My favorite is at the end of the conversation between viconia and Edwin(cant remember where). She makes some comment about Thayvians being real men and he says

" This thayvian male is as red-blooded as his cloak, and many a concubine has moaned under his erotic prowess."

They actually have a voice over of these lines, you dont just read them. I couldnt stop laughing for 5 minuites.

 

My favourite has got to be :

Boo - <SQUEAK>
Minsc - Boo says: WHAAAAAT?!

Don't know why, I just like it

I also like Yoshimo's pickpocket, and the female 3 pickpocket.

Yoshimo - I have made something mine, and none are wiser!

 

When you summon creatures, you speak something like:

Bachio, bachio, ferry.
or
Bachio, bachio, fairy.

Which leads to this questions:

OK, where's that boat (ferry)?
or
In another case, is it true that Raver is gay?

 

when minsc gets hit in mid spellcast and loses his spell
"I will not apologize!!! I was protecting Boo"
Or when he's severly jacked
"Boo is too young to have to avenge me"
and really....am not that far into the game yet...but in the very last battle against Irenecus, Boo should bite him in the damn eye for 4 points of dmg. he really should.
Hehe, and would it have killed them to make boo Minscs familiar in this game? I know rangers can't have them, I know, but still...

 

I downloaded the BG1 soundset and am using Xan as the voice for my mage. I love his cynicism.

"We're all doomed."
"We're deluding ourselves thinking this little band of ours will survive."
"Life is so hollow."

I don't really like any of the NPC sayings in BGII, and Minsc was getting quite annoying. A man can only take so many "ahh, we're all heroes now..." speeches a day before he renounces his good nature and clubs a certain ranger over the head.

[This message has been edited by Sintek (edited May 23, 2001).]

 

Haer'Dalis' poem
I once knew a red mage of thay
Dreaming of lichdom someday
He said he knew how to do it
But still managed to screw it
up in the funniest way

I also really like whe edwin needs to check his ehm, gear after the transformation to a women