Random Babbling Post #59

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Now then, Taluntain, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Spam... The *Spam*, Taluntain... The *massive* spam!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his spammers... to spam your forum... Ah...Well, let me finish, Taluntain... Let me finish, Taluntain... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Taluntain?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Taluntain. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Taluntain... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Taluntain... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Taluntain? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Spam Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Taluntain?... In High Edge?... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Taluntain?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for High Edge information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Taluntain... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Taluntain! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

Oh I love that movie!

 

The bunny has gastroenteritis.

Either Jack gave it to the bunny, or the bunny gave it to Jack. Whichever way, it adds up to a whole lot of washing

 

ofelix, who gave you the lethal dose of No Brains?

I am doing laundry.

Right now.

With my ears.

I hate it when people rattle of numbers and walk away, giving you no time to write it down properly or ask for them to repeat it.

 

my new keyboard smells funny....

 

Thanks DarkStrider! I would've lied down, but now I'm so in with a woman that I chose to jump up and down for the rest of the day!

Oh happy days...happy happy happy!

 

i hate school doing a paper on trade in the middle east and i can;t find any sources

 

How could it be boring? Montasticism sounds dirty if you ask me

 

My tongue is stuck in my ear.

 

Is that... Possible? Sounds dirty... (my new phrase to anything )

PICS!!! NOW!!!

 

nearly 2am here and i'm not even sure if what i'm doing on this paper is right

 

First and last pointless post before heading to school. I'm kinda seeing black today. The aftermath of what happened with my ex, I guess.

It's just one of those F.T.W days. Nothing I'm not used to.

 

FTW for me too. im off to bed. i hate school. night all.

 

THis new keyboard has prtty much eveything wonky. Except that it works fine. Which is amusing - need to learn this completely and then.. relearn another one in a year because I assume this will last the promised 2 million keystrokes and i should definitely be pounding that much out in a year

Only, I wonder, if that is 2 million strokes in total or per key?

 

@Shell Lord bless Charlie Mops beer beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer beer

/me hugs Ara

 

Ara, my space bar is stuck. I have to do this as school or else the post would look like t h i s . And whenever i get it unstuck, it sticks in the up position, sothatallmywriting l o o k s l ikethis.
Do you really want to complain now? Deal with the stinkin smell, unless it smells like popcorn. If it smells like popcorn, run before it drives you mad!

 

Actully, if it smelt like popcorn, I would have thrown up on it already...

the last few keyboards I had, well... lets just sayt aht i I would've rather had a stuck spacebarr than all the other crap thaat they went through.

Oh, and hotwiring keyboards = bad idea.

 

Ara's keyboard - yep, that would make it smell.

I ate some cereral for lunch. Shredded Wheat (Wheetabix) in choc. milk. I'm still trying to figure out why Canadian choc. milk looks purplish.

 

@ Susipaisti - Your ability to place your tongue in your own ear is legendary. They are posting pictures of your tongue on the internet!

@ Darkstrider -

 

LMAO DS you found it great isn't it

 

Man, this place moves to fast for me now. I feel old. Almost as old as...

Maybe I'll give it another few days before I fall into that joke again.

Anyway, just hanging out at the college on my lunch break. We had an interesting assignment today. We were told to use our non-dominant hand to write out what we would be if we could be anything at all.

Apparently, by writing with our non-dominant hand, it is suppose to allow us to write what we are really thinking, not what we have been 'taught' to write.

I found out a few things about myself. I don't know if they will be of any use, but it is nice to know that I can live outside the box with relative ease.

On a side note, I want to be a Klingon.