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Hello my name is Crusty Farkleboob

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by T2Bruno, Nov 20, 2008.

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  1. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    From an email I got:

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor, just follow the instructions to find your new name.

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name (or the last letter of your first name if it does not have three letters):

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name (* -- joacqin clause: leave this part out if your last name does not have three letters or pick your own second half):

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Mine is in the title.
     
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    T2Bruno, Nov 20, 2008
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    Fluffy Bubblelips.
     
    ChickenIsGood, Nov 20, 2008
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  3. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Tootsie Pottysniffer?! WTF! :lol:
     
    Blackthorne TA, Nov 20, 2008
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  4. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Snickle Farkleface. I feel I was gypped a little on the silly... :(
     
    Death Rabbit, Nov 20, 2008
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  5. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    boobie dippindoodle :lol:
     
    Caradhras, Nov 20, 2008
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  6. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    goober wafflebutt. The surname is more of a description!
     
    Silvery, Nov 20, 2008
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  7. joacqin

    joacqin Confused Jerk Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    My last name only have two letters, can't finish. :(
     
    joacqin, Nov 20, 2008
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    Dorfus Gorilladunkin?
     
    Trellheim, Nov 20, 2008
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    Sloopy Farkledunkin, how do you do. :D
     
    Iku-Turso, Nov 20, 2008
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  10. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Dipsy Dippindoodle :D

    At least it's not Boobie Lickinboob. :lol:
     
    Splunge, Nov 20, 2008
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    goober chucklelips for me. I like the surname - it sounds like a very happy name. tootsie chucklelips would've been even better, though :spin:

    If it'd been funky wafflebutt you'd have a completely descriptive name :D
     
    henkie, Nov 20, 2008
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  12. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] Snickle Chickenshorts-Farkledunkin :nuts:
     
    8people, Nov 20, 2008
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  13. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Doombah Frickenhump.

    DOOM DOOM DOOM! :p
     
    Taluntain, Nov 20, 2008
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    Tootsie Wafflebutt. I am not happy about that!

    Of Course, using LKD as the three letters, I get: Boobie Flippinburger.

    Sounds like a name that dooms a guy to an eternity at McDonalds!
     
    LKD, Nov 20, 2008
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    Fluffy Frickenbutt.

    Sounds more like a porn star name... :o
     
    Blatchford, Nov 20, 2008
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    Ziad I speak in rebuses Veteran

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    Snickle Frickenshorts.

    Not as funny as some of the others (I thought GWB's and Tal's were hysterically funny)
     
    Ziad, Nov 20, 2008
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    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Sneezy Pottyshorts.

    Meh.
     
    dmc, Nov 20, 2008
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    For my real name I got:

    Snickle Farklenose

    For Alura Alushtasadon (the full name for my profile) I got:

    Dipsy Frickensprinkles (my favorite)

    For my brother’s real name I got:

    Doombah Dippindoodle

    I mentioned this to a friend, and he heard a different version of the rules:

    1. First letter of your first name for the new first name

    2. First letter of your last name for the first part of the new last name

    3. Last letter of your last name for the second part of the new last name

    I don’t really mind which is the right way to do it or anything. I just wanted an excuse to make more names. :rolleyes:

    For my real name I got:

    Snickle Pickledoodle

    For Alura Alushtasadon I got:

    Snickle Dippindunkin

    For my brother’s real name I got:

    Snooty Battydoodle

    It’s a little repetitive with the Snickles because I have a lot of A’s in my real and made-up names. Sorry I made so many names too… :p
     
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  19. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    That actually makes a lot of sense for a silly name. You're sneezy which causes you to have have potty-shorts! :lol:
     
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    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Reminds me of a vacation I had in Mexico... there was a time when "don't drink the water" really meant something.


    Alura: Yeah, Scholastic.com has the real version (I just found it a little while ago). This appears to be the "adult" version -- using the second and third letters maintains better anonymity as well.
     
    T2Bruno, Nov 20, 2008
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