Thread of Random Babbling, iteration 111

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If you never get lost in the dark, how do you know how useful the light is?

Anyway, this isn't the thread for it

 

You're certainly right. I shouldn't have posted this here.

 

Consider yourself told

 

Bloody hell Silver, that's terrible

We should rename this "Thread of depressing babble"

 

Well that training session was a bit painful. Opened out in a double somersault too early and landed on my face. The worst part is opening out, realising what you've done wrong and knowing that what comes next is now inevitable. Horrible, horrible feeling. Gonna be so stiff tomorrow...

 

*yawn* Advanced logic makes me want to run off from uni. It was doable when we're doing simple Kripke models, but PDL + invariance + bisimilarity + modal equivalence + (invariance = (modal equivalence != bisimilarity)) = Tired Morgoth

@Silvery
That's terrible ^(large odd number)

 

Okay,I finally found out what happened to my boss. She went into atrial fibrillation for reasons still unknown. She's out of the hospital now, but down with a cold that both she and her husband caught, most likely in the ER. So, she's not coming into work tomorrow, and I am working her shift.
Still, not nearly as bad as it could have been.

 

Crap. I stayed up all day (after a 12 hour night shift) moving most of my stuff out of our home and in to storage....but now it's 11pm, and I have plans to party with the guys who helped me move, and I can't flake on them.

Well, here's hoping I pass out drunk and somehow wake up with some hot chick in her bed...

 

Then she tells you that actually, you were too drunk to, er.. "perform"

 

Philosophy essay passed half way now. Excellent.

 

Hah. So, Saturday night I raced back to Tufts after seeing my sister's musical at home, took down the 7-Eleven we had built in the theater, then drank until 5 am, went to bed, and woke up at 8 to go to a 7 hour film shoot. Overslept today because of it

 

Meh... sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still good...

 

Epic post of awesomeness!

Alcohol has the opposite effect on me.
I do certain things *better* when I'm buzzed/drunk/wasted. Sex and bowling are two examples. The more I get wasted, the better I bowl...apparently, I bowled a 260 when I was totally wasted; I don't remember it though.

The chicks at the parties I go to are always hot. They usually run the scale of hot, hotter, F***ing hot, and 'I just j***ed in my pants' hot. Occasionally there will be a few exceptions...but even they run the scale of 'she's a butterface, but I'd still hit it' or 'cute...but she'd probably look better naked'.


Unfortunately Utah has the largest concentration of Butterfaces* in the world. You'll be walking behind one, admiring her tight a**, rock'n figure, slim legs, nice hair....and then she turns around....after you thoroughly y check out her rack, you look up, and DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!!! WTF? Did she fall out of the ugly tree face first and hit every branch on the way down?!?!?

Yes, I'm that superficial...




* - Butterface = "Everything's good, but her face!"

 

I haven't been looking forward to this day. The time has come for me to go to a groove dance class. The horror!

 

I was nealry hit by a truck 2 hours ago. It was freakishly close.
I'll not change my life because of this incident though, because it's allready brilliant.

 

I just slipped on an onion. I will also not be changing my life....although I may clean the floor more often

 

stick to the chocolate: less slippery

 

That dance class was everything I expected. And dreaded. You know it's probably not your kinda place when a couple of girls approach you in the break and say "A guy? You must be brave!" 3 guys in the class, one was the instructor. Interesting, at least, I suppose.

 

I was going to take ballroom dancing at uni because it sounds so classy, but didn't have enough balls (or too few) to do it.