You Know You've Played Too Much BG2 When...

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When you see this sign and want to:
A- go in and sign up
B- fireball the place

Mystery pic

 

rotflmao. Fireball it!

 

I can't be bothered to check if and what I've already said, so here goes:

• If you refer to attractive people as potential romantic NPCs
• If you tell your friend she would look great with elven ears
• If even your girlfriend has played it.

 

@Angryguy - Is that the English flag or the 'Red Hand of Ulster'?

 

1. If you are at work and answering a client's phonecall you say:
"(insert company name) good day!It is (insert your name and position) speaking... but you simian may refer to me merely as "sir" if you prefer a less syllable intensive workout"

2. If your family reunion starts to look more like a bunch of dragons with feet like rabbits.

3. If you wave your hands and mumble a few latin-like magical words just before releasing a stinking cloud out of your behind.

[ July 04, 2005, 17:42: Message edited by: Myth ]

 

Actually, I remember waving my fingers as if casting fireball when dancing in a club... Not to mention I was dressed in black and white colours. Cliche, wasn't it?

 

when you've driven your friends insane talking only in BG quotes

 

You buy your grandmother a heavy mace so that you don't have to worry about her when she collects her pension every Tuesday at the postoffice, while you are at work.

 

When you:
*actually look and see if the turnip market is making a killing today.
*wonder why Big W doesnt sell cloaks.
*Try and backstab a can of baked beans you are trying to open...
*Ask the airport security if they like your sword...

 

@angryguy
Why fireball? there are many better spells then that

@chevalier
did you waved your finger perfectly and do you have 9 Int and dualed to mage?(Pallies can't use wizardy spells)

 

...when you hear the line "Home, where my love life's waitin' silently for me." in a song and think of Viccy or Jaheira.

 

-when your friends say they will freak out if they hear you yelling about 'boo' one more time

-if you hurt your finger and want to rest

-if you look at your gf's face and suddenly see aerie....not that that ever happened to me....no...

when you want to eat with 2 knives since slashing is better than piercing vs. meat...

 

The best way to end an argument with your daughter is to agree with, "Yes oh omnipresent authority figure."

You ask your environmental conscious aquaintences, "If a tree falls in the forest, will you kill the b*****d what done it?"

Under your breath, you snidely reply to your pain-in-the-butt boss, "Sleep lightly, taskmaster."

To the computer person who is explaining something technical, 'I do not understand this 'mouse magic' that you do."

You use any NPC comment in a PnP D&D game to score 'role-playing experience' with the DM.

Edit: Yes! My favorite gem!

 

When you are a priest you think you can't use butter knife and use mace instead.

 

you roll a dice before every single action you're going to make and don't do it if you roll 1.

 

When you click on your friends repeatedly to make them say something funny.

 

... you wonder if you could Power Word: Kill your "Uninjured" boss before they fire you.

... you watch a nature documentary and find yourself thinking, "Go for the eyes, Boo - go for the eyes!"

... you wonder how long it will take before your relationship status = 2.

... you laugh at the idea of someone wearing plus-fours - because they're not plus-fives.

 

You Begin to think that Angus Young is a level 23 bard with Grand Mastery in Guitars. (I do)

You wonder when you'll finaly get some HLA

You think ''q'' is for saving in every single program

You feel uneasy when ''q'' doesn't save in a game

You go to a book store and ask if they have scrolls of protection against Hangover

You look at a mirror and say '' I don't like this portrait anymore! ''

You want to meet Lonk the Sane

You wonder if Irenicus was a Nazi

You wonder if wearing that new belt you bought will give you extra strenght

edit: OHHHhhh! A new gems! Pearl Eh?

 

This happened to me playing NWN... it just felt wrong somehow...

 

You're playing with a Game Boy Advance and look for the spacebar to try and pause.

You're watching a DVD in SonicStage and hit spacebar to pause.

You're watching a movie on Tivo and look for the spacebar to try and pause.