You Know You've Played Too Much BG2 When...

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Is that some sort of company over there?

 

That's it, I'm making a club called Zhents.

 

a dancing called zhentil keep?

on topic now:

-when you start complaining about a fairy tale that their elves are in fact wrong

 

-When you plan to high-jack Santa's sleigh, fly to the North Pole, and destroy the hideous mutant elves that work in the sweat shops there.

 

When members who registered several years later boast more than twice the number of posts.

I ought to spend less time playing and more time babbling.

 

This may or may not have been said already, but:
-When you start calling people "berk"
-When you get into a fight and say "Prepare to be eviscerated, fool" or "This place shall be your tomb"
-When you are not afraid to get into a fight because you have protection from normal weapons
-When you start reading the dialog.tlk file

 

When you challenge a dinosaur skeleton in a museum to a duel to the death.

 

Your husband asks you, "What color is this? Indigo?" And you reply, "Imoen Purple."

Your husband is playing Tresures of the Savage Frontier, names his 6 characters after BG NPCs and, near the beginning of the game, his thief/magic-user pipes up with, "Hey, it's a crown! Tiax -WILL- rule!"

 

I hate how there is no Imoen Purple in BG2.

 

... when you actually start to like it!

 

Hey, Imoen can only wear purple and pink! She's supposed to be funny and carefree, not a depressed black wearing freak. Leave that to my character...

 

-When you enter a tavern in search for dwarwes to challange them in drinking contest
-when you're sick you search for cleric to cast on you healing spell
-you call your knife "The butter knife of Balduran"
-you wish to change your apperance every day

 

When you start playing your campaigns with Pink Floyd or Radiohead albums in the background to see if the lyrics sync up in any meaningful way.

 

-You REALY want to meet Lonk the sane
-You think Noober isn't all that bad
-You wonder if those rock you throw at evil halflings (The neighbour's children) are magical +3 bullet
-You use SK to get all the original colours and portraits of NPC in bg2
-You wonder is there is a SK for Windows XP
- You see your playsation (or any japanese console) and Say '' Hey is that the famous Magical box from Kara-tur? ''
-You go to the church and say to the priest '' Helm sees all! Know that and be judged ''

 

Every log in name you ever use is Son_Of_Bhaal and then some dumba** has the cheek to ask if you like Diablo...

 

You are still looking at forums of a game that came out a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

 

If you're having trouble distinguishing between your t-shirt and an Elven Chain Mail +2...

 

... you try to turn a Stinking Cloud into Agnazzar's Scorcher, but just end up with Burning Hands.

 

Whan you start Ctrl+Y ing in other games

 

-When you refer to your dogs as "My hounds".
-When you can quote every single word of Minsc's end berserk banters with Keldorn (it's the only I use that ability, for the banters).
-When you've ran out of different worthwhile names for CharName.
-When you've got bored of the long dialogues with Bodhi and threaten to stick her head on a pike, just to get on with that bloody fight again...