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23rd Sigh

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by dmc, Feb 1, 2005.

  1. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    I got this today and thought it was pretty funny. Please, please, try to keep it in Whatnots and not moved to the AoLS. Thanks.


    The 23rd Sigh

    Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

    He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

    He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

    He restoreth my fears.

    He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

    Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

    Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

    Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

    My health insurance runneth out.

    Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,

    And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
     
    dmc, Feb 1, 2005
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    Nice. Who thinks up these things? I mean, you need a lot of people with a lot of time to get all the funny anti-bush stuff we see on the Net. Oh, wait. Maybe it's the people who he's unemployed.
     
    Yirimyah, Feb 1, 2005
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  3. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    :lol: nice adaption od the soldier's prayer.
     
    Takara, Feb 1, 2005
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    Nice one, but I have never known it referred to as the soldiers prayer?
     
    Cúchulainn, Feb 1, 2005
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    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    No? I've always known Psalm 23 as the soldier's prayer. Or was it the shepherds... pretty sure it was soldier...
     
    Takara, Feb 1, 2005
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    Yup, that's pretty good... Just pray chev does not come upon it, or his rigtheous fury shalt spank you mightily :grin:
    :borg:
     
    Hugo, Feb 1, 2005
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    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I tried to sing it. It's impossible! Boo! ;)

    I like this stuff, but somehow, I find Psalm 2 more appropriate. :p
     
    Master of Nuhn, Feb 1, 2005
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    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Use Plain Chant/Gregorian Chant to 'sing' it.
     
    Nakia, Feb 3, 2005
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    Isn't the Soldier's Prayer

    "Oh God, please let me kill this bastard before he kills me"

    or something like that?
     
    Yirimyah, Feb 8, 2005
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    LOL!!! :D hehe sorry, haven't heard that one before :)
     
    Enagonios, Feb 9, 2005
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    Jesus! I can't stop lauthing! ROTFL!

    I pitty you amercans because of Bush... wait! I pitty everyone because of Bush! And indirectly, myself, as well! :( :( :(

    I know who's gonna be added to my 'to kill' list... :evil:
     
    Kelvon Shadowmane, Feb 9, 2005
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    Only the Americans - What about us Aussies? I wan't pity - do you know how much control Bush has over us? If Bush jumped of a cliff (fingers crossed) John Howard would too!
     
    Stu, Feb 17, 2005
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    Not forgetting Irelands Taoiseach Ahern and Prime Minister Blair...
     
    Cúchulainn, Feb 17, 2005
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  14. Master of Nuhn

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    How appropriate...
     
    Master of Nuhn, Feb 17, 2005
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    @stu: please god.......
     
    Yirimyah, Feb 18, 2005
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