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5 Soundest Lasses

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Jun 10, 2004.

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  1. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Remove all ads!
    Ok, heres me feeling pretty horny tonight (and maybe a little sexually frustrated... not got me leg over in months ffs!) so I thought that making a thread about everyones top 5 favourite lasses would be a good thing.


    Name yout top 5! No lame-arse things like 'The wife' or 'The girlfriend'. Even if she is looking over your shoulder!

    Mine:

    1: Kelly Brook
    2: Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud - I really like this bird, she's spot on.
    3: Christina Aguilera - Sooo dirty. I'd love to elaborate but I might get told off by a mod!
    4: Kate Beckinsale - leather clad... mmmm....
    5: Britney Spears - made it because of the body.

    Whats yours?
     
    Barmy Army, Jun 10, 2004
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  2. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    Hmm..... top 5.

    1) Mira Sorvino. She's so hot
    2) Minnie Driver. Just....
    3) Kate Beckinsale. Loved Underworld
    4) Moira Kelly. Girl out of With Honours
    5) Rachel Weiz. Have you seen mummy returns?
     
    Takara, Jun 10, 2004
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  3. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    1) Jennifer Garner; Alias, Daredevil (drool)
    2) Piper Perabo; Coyote Ugly (drool)
    3) Keira Knightley; Pirates of the Carribean (drool)
    4) Gwen Stefani; No Doubt (drool)
    5) Alicia Keys; soul singer (drool)
     
    Death Rabbit, Jun 11, 2004
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  4. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Sorry, but:

    1. My wife
    2. My girlfriend
    3. My girlfriend's girlfriend
    4. My neighbor's wife
    5. chev

    :p
     
    Splunge, Jun 11, 2004
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  5. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] 1: Kristy Swanson
    2: Lauren Ambrose (6 feet under)
    3: Christina Aguilera - Ever since she did her photoshoot for Maxim!
    4: Kate Beckinsale - Looks fantastic in Van Helsing...But I dug her way back in Serendipity!
    5: Julianne Moore - Always had a thing for her!
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jun 11, 2004
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    Damn I hate it when I get asked this question. I find it almost unanswerable, yet I always have to give it a go.

    1) Natalie Portman. My temperature is already near fatal.
    2) Lucy Gaskell. If you haven't seen a show that airs in the U.K called "Cutting It" then you won't know her, but GOD DAMM!
    3) Thandie Newton. But ONLY when she was in "Mission Impossible 2".
    4) Liv Tyler. The sexiest Elve i've ever seen bar none!
    5) Leilani. A page 3 model here in the U.K. Very hot.
     
    Gehn, Jun 11, 2004
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    1. My girlfriend
    2. My girlfriend
    3. My girlfriend
    4. My girlfriend
    5. My girlfriend

    (I'm sorry..I have to be lame..no one tops her imho..no one even comes close)
     
    Icingdeath45, Jun 11, 2004
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  8. chevalier

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    1. Splunge's wife, 2. Splunge's daughter... :D :evil: :hahaerr: :p

    #1-4: Christy Turlington, Adriana Lima, Liz Hurley, Penelope Cruz

    #5 ex equo: :p

    Holly Marie Combs, Selma Blair, Ines Sastre, Kim Smith, Vanessa Kelly, Rachel Roberts, Scarlett Johansson, Andrea Parker, Bridget Hall, Charisma Carpenter, Naomi Watts, Milla Jovovich, Mia Kirshner, Fernanda Tavares, Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Guess you'll now have something to do for a long time with Kazaa :p
     
    chevalier, Jun 11, 2004
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    Pretty difficult call, there's so many.

    Well, here's 5 off the top of my head and in no particular order

    1) Alicia Silverstone. Ever since I saw her in Aerosmith's 'Amazing' my heart flutters every time I see her. hey, I even bought Batman & Robin because she's in it!
    2) Catherine Bell. From JAG for those who don't know. Damn fine-looking woman who always elicits a bit of drool.
    3) Sara Rue. From the series' "Less Than Perfect" and "Popular" and also played the hippy chick in the kitchen in "Can't Hardly Wait"
    4) Miranda Otto. Gorgeous Aussie actress and if I'd been Aragorn I'd have ditched Liv and taken off with Miranda in a heartbeat.
    5) Jewel. One of the hottest-looking singers on the face of the planet also possessed of one of the finest voices I have ever heard. And her not-quite-perfect teeth only add to her appeal.
     
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    [​IMG] @Splunge - LOL - chev - LOL :D

    ...can't think...laughing...
     
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  12. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    [​IMG] @chev:
    Oh oh. :eek: I didn't know I had a daughter. Now, to find out who the mother was. :p :shake:
     
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    [​IMG] 1: Floor Jansen (From After Forever)
    2: Tarje Turunen (From Nightwish)
    3: Talena Atfield (Ex Kittie)
    4: The chick playing Willow in Buffy
    5: That chick playing Faith in Buffy (... Dusku) and Kate Beckinsale

    Actully that makes 6!
     
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    * Emmanuelle Beart
    * Jaime Pressly
    * Penelope Cruz
    * Milla Jovovich
    * Robin Givens
     
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    • Linda Cardellini (Velma in the Scooby-Doo movies)
    • Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy vocalist)
    • Tarja Turunen (Nightwish vocalist)
    • Two girls (no names given) that i have crushes on
     
    Xei Win Toh, Jun 11, 2004
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    c'mon, she was *really* nice in besieged...
     
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  17. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Perhaps it was your sister or your mistress :shake: :lol:
     
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  19. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Sister – hmm, well, there was that time we spent together in the bathtub.
    But I was 4 at the time, and she was only 2, and to the best of my knowledge, nothing “happened”. :p

    As for my mistress – now that’s a possibility. :shake:
     
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    Random order:

    Carmella Decesare ( :eek: :love: )

    Dalene Kurtis (she has a turn-off for hairy men... Life can be cruel some times :sosad: )

    Odessa Munroe (Freddy vs. Jason)

    Emma Lundberg (omg is all I can say)

    The rest that I can't think of right now; they're in my dreams somewhere... :hmm:
     
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