8people and i eat people

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So, we have two ids,
8people and people person - i eat people

According to exhibit A as Virne pointed out, there is a connection between 1st suspect 8people and 2nd suspect i eat people.

"What is between them?" one might ask. In my study of personality disorder due to time travelling, i found that the case of "8people and i eat people" fits perfectly under a typical, what is called, time stream confusion personality disorder syndrome (TSCPDS). As you can see clearly, 8people is the past (ate people) and i eat people is the present. This kind of personality confusion arises when one confuses the past with the present, mixes the two seperated time streams into one.

i do agree with what a prince of persian suggested in 2004 that "time is not a stream that flows straight and sure into one direction but a sea." However, one still has to differentiate the difference between past and present. We, human, are still not mature nor capable enough to see time in its true form.

Though a personality disorder, i must say that the decision of seperation of 8people in the past and i eat people in the present is most novel and ground breaking. As we are stepping into the a more advanced generation of time travelling technology, we must embrace the constant confusion of personality since it is an unaviodable byproduct of time travelling.

All those who participated and witnessed this event, mark this date on your calendar. Fifty years later, you can tell your grandchildren, "the first speration of personalities in one person, oh yeah, i was there!".

[ April 16, 2004, 12:30: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

 

You're wrong in this... it's the matrix which made you think like this... the matrix tries to keep us as it's slaves, and hide the truth from us... We're chained inside it...

And this belongs to Whatnots, not Sorcerous Sundries...

(And you've been reading too much Sci-Fi... time for some fantasy books now instead? )

 

eight people + yourself eat people?

You just declare you're a cannibal and are feasting on some poor unlucky fellow, together with eight other people and you raise a personality disorder question?

 

this is ridiculous

8 is spelt as eight not ate.
as far as we can tell People Person is also male.
I am not.

and a seperation in personalities has actually happened before - there is something called MPD(Multiple Personality Disorder.) Where traumatic experiences in the past cause someone to generate a seperate personality, some people have many personalities and often switch between them not knowing what they do while in another personality.

 

I had an uncle once who suffered from MPD. He was travelling back from his latest adventure, when he got attacked by bandits. For some reason they thought he might have some money. Stupid people didn't realise that my uncle NEVER has any money. Anyway he was swinging his mace about when it suddenly flew from his hand. Well, he would have been embaressed, but fortunately he never had the chance: it landed on his head! When he woke up he had a whole new personality, but it only came out when he wasn't agitated. Unfortunately that was whenever he was around my aunt. Their marriage went right down the tubes. The real problem was that his new personality thought he was a griffin. He used to hide above doors and jump down on my poor aunt whenever she came home. It distressed her greatly, and unnerved us whenever we visited. It all ended tragically when my uncle found a griffins nest. He wanted to feed the babies so he went home and kidnapped my aunt! Well, she beat him off naturally, so he went back empty-handed. It was at this point that the daddy griffin came home. Turns out my uncle managed to feed the babies afterall.
Don't know why I thought I'd share that with you guys.

 

Looky that, AtePeople came to defend her/himself. Which one are you today: EightPeoplePerson or EatPeoplePerson?

(Just look at her/his picture; a barbaric picture of a man with symbolic number "8" on him -spelled "ate." OMG, cannibal! )

 

I'm not a cannibal and I'm not people person either.

 

Virne, it must be really boring there in the backwoods?

Hmm... i think this topic didn't have any topic to begin with to go offtopic...

I doubt we need 2 random babblings, do we?

And 8people isn't a people person.

 

@ Taza

Ha, look who's talking!

How I have this feeling like that has nothing to do with anything...? Or anything to do with nothing, dunno which.

[ April 16, 2004, 20:19: Message edited by: Virne ]

 

An Explanation?

 

Does that mean what I think it means -dilator? And if you leave it undone, you might find your brand new sports-machine obliterated?

No wonder s/he was so cranky; having to keep a "dilator" in his/her you-know-where all day.

(Come to think of it, will it be "brand new...?")

 

Yes it does mean what you think it means I watched a program on TV about it. Looks like a certain implement beginning with V, or D as the case may be

 

Hmmm, "V"... is it Virne? What about "D"?

 

Is there a reason why we are assuming that 8people and people person are the same? I have not seen any proof. I don't think that it's fair to single out someone without knowing what you are suggesting is true. 8people has been on this board for a long time and I've never been offended by anything she has written. Is that a reason to start an insinuating thread like this?

 

Dragonfly, it is a joke, nothing else.

 

Serious one, aren't you? Do you really think we don't believe what 8people says? Oh, well; now it's spoiled anyway... Bummer.