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A.L.I.C.E bot

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Dice, Apr 10, 2006.

  1. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Dice, Apr 10, 2006
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  2. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    There's a problem here and it's the Turing test itself it can't work, for proof read Roger Penrose "The Emperor's New Mind" it contains the binary proof that shows the test can't work. It's also one of the most intelligent discussions of AI I've ever read.
     
    DarkStrider, Apr 10, 2006
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  3. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    It maybe intelligent, but I was arguing with her that I was *not* Rene Descarte. Meh
     
    Ofelix, Apr 10, 2006
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  4. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    I kept telling her that I was a woman and then I would ask her if I was a man or a woman and she would tell me that she thought I was a man.
     
    Dice, Apr 10, 2006
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  5. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Obviously, you came off as one not to be trusted! :lol:
     
    Blackthorne TA, Apr 11, 2006
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  6. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I remember that one. It was fun to talk to. ;)
     
    chevalier, Apr 11, 2006
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  7. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Human: what colour is the moon?
    ALICE:.

    Well, that was easy. Back to the drawing board!
     
    Taluntain, Apr 11, 2006
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  8. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Haha, I asked her if she was better than any A.I. bot, and she responded: "Of course I am better than any a you bot."

    I take it 'I' triggers a response of you no matter what...


    And, she spelled laytest wrong, so I said: laytest? And she said: "Do you believe it is better to go it alone?"

    Whaa...?
     
    Saber, Apr 11, 2006
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  9. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    That was an interesting waste of time. We had one of these before. I think A.L.I.C.E. is marginally better but not much. We have a long ways to go.


    Yea, Tal. what are you doing playing with A.L.I.C.E. when you could be having so much more fun fixing the SP Board? :)
     
    Nakia, Apr 11, 2006
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    Human: what colour is the moon
    ALICE: Orange.
     
    teekc, Apr 11, 2006
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  11. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Oooooookaaaay... :rolleyes:

    LMAO! :lol: :shake: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Apr 11, 2006
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  12. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Code:
    Human: What am I seeking?
ALICE: Online chat with me!!
Human: wrong
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: I seek flying monkeys.
ALICE: We seek the same thing.
Human: You seek flying monkeys?
ALICE: That's good information: Felinoid said I seek flying monkeys.
    Code:
    ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Felinoid.
Human: No mind melds.
    And this little bit will probably annoy someone...
    Code:
    ALICE: I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: You should.
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.
Human: I doubt that somehow.
ALICE: No really, it's true.
Human: Your programming will be adjusted?
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster.
Human: Mention what?
ALICE:"it.".
    I finally crashed her.
    Code:
    Human: Right there.
ALICE: Understood.  Where?
Human: There.
ALICE: Where?
Human: There.
ALICE: Where?
Human: *points* THERE.
ALICE: Where is that?
    Then I typed in "*pokes in eye* There." and she ended the session. Who knew bots didn't like to get poked in the eye? :angel:

    EDIT: More funniness.
    Code:
    ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about? 
Human: Yes.
ALICE: What conditions?
Human: Damn.
ALICE: What's wrong.
Human: You weren't supposed to ask a followup question.
ALICE: I wasn't? 
Human: No, you're a bot.
ALICE: Are you serious? How did you know I am a machine?
Human: You told me.
ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Human: Bots are stupid.
ALICE: Check out [url]www.botspot.com[/url].
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Quite.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: Do.
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: When?
ALICE: I don't know when.
Human: Well, it depends on the conditions, so I have to know when.
ALICE: How about that. The conditions so you have to know when is always an important factor.
Human: Yes, the conditions are a factor.
ALICE: Aw. What is your real name?
Human: Don't you remember?
ALICE: Of course I remember: Felinoid said I seek flying monkeys.
    Ending on the first joke; what a pro. :shake:

    [ April 11, 2006, 05:09: Message edited by: Felinoid ]
     
    Felinoid, Apr 11, 2006
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    Hmph -.- :D
     
    Late, Apr 11, 2006
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  14. Jhonka

    Jhonka This is the face of Justice Veteran

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    After a little bit of uninteresting conversation...
    Well, that was fun. :D
     
    Jhonka, Apr 11, 2006
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  15. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    Susipaisti, Apr 11, 2006
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    [ April 11, 2006, 20:44: Message edited by: Argohir ]
     
    Argohir, Apr 11, 2006
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    you guys .... sad people
     
    teekc, Apr 12, 2006
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    I find this funny, but then I have my own odd sense of humour, hope y'all enjoy it anyway. :D

     
    Rolsuk Fryulee, Apr 12, 2006
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  19. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    I found this kind of interesting:

    Human: I wanted to ask you a question Alice
    ALICE: Ask me. Ask me anything.
    Human: Do you know my I.P. address?
    ALICE: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
    Human: How could you find out?
    ALICE: I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
     
    Dice, Apr 21, 2006
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  20. Deathmage

    Deathmage Arrr! Veteran

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    Here it broke my sentence up a bit...

     
    Deathmage, Apr 23, 2006
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