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All I want for Christmas is...

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by The Magpie, Dec 14, 2005.

  1. The Magpie

    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    [​IMG] ... A Jolee Bindo soundset for BG2. :grin:

    But seriously folks, if you could have anything at all for Christmas this year - however big or small - what would it be? It can be as noble as World Peace, to as self-indulgent as a bevy of nubile beauties (or Antonios, for the ladies ;) ) to feed you chocolates and perform your every whim.

    So SPers, what would put the biggest smile on your face if you found it under the Christmas tree* this year?

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    * Or "holiday tree", whatever. :rolleyes:

    [ December 14, 2005, 12:33: Message edited by: The Magpie ]
     
  2. Warrior of the World

    Warrior of the World Questing through space

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    A lovely full plate harness, methinks.
     
  3. Enagonios Gems: 31/31
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    seriously? I'd like it to be friday already so all my stress is ended and I can be out partying knowing that I didn't mess up this term (exams and paper deadlines have been going on this whole week).

    Buut, if it had to be an object, I'd say either an iPOD Nano 4GB or a Creative Zen Neeon 5GB, haven't decided yet :)

    If we're being crazy though, I'll take Magpie's suggestion: surrounded by my "top 10 hottest girls" who would have to do ANYTHING I wanted. Talk about daydreaming :rolleyes:
     
  4. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    The lyrics of Imagine to come true
     
  5. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    A mistress :cool:

    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the day
    I just can't wait till Christmas time
    When I can roll you in the hay

    Easy come, easy go
    Have a good time with lots of dough
    Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
    Love'm and leave'm on with the show

    Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
    Money to spend with a capital "S"
    Get a date with the woman in red
    Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

    He got it, I want it
    They got it, I can't have it
    But I want it, but it don't matter
    She got it, and I can't get it
    I want a mistress for Christmas
    I want a mistress for Christmas

    (Ooh yeah, haha yeah
    I want a mistress for Christmas
    Come on)

    Easy come, easy go
    Slippin' high, slippin' low

    (Yeah, aw right)

    He got it, I want it
    They got it, I can't have it
    I want it, don't matter
    She got it, and I can't get it -

    Mistress
    he got it, I want it
    For Christmas
    They got it, and I can't have it
    Mistress
    But I want it, it don't matter
    For Christmas
    She got it, and I can't get a

    Mistress for Christmas

    You know what I'm talkin' about
    Mistress for Christmas
    You gotta send me down
    you gotta send me down
    Mistress for Christmas
    I want the woman in red
    and her body i my bed

    Mistress for Christmas

    I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
    I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells


    'Nuff said.
     
  6. kuemper Gems: 31/31
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    Way out there - my collection of internet stories to be published in book form and net me so much in royalties that my sleepy sheep are replaced with vaulting :money: :money: :money: :money:

    Realistically far away - Canadian permanent residency :alien:

    If money weren't a problem - flying to Iowa for a month with hubby to visit family :hippy:

    In the now - a proper set of steps (6) so my Slinky can slinky
     
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    A winning lottery ticket so we could afford to hire people to do ALL of the house projects - new windows, basement finishing, shed, garage organization, new roof, master bath remodel, new kitchen cabinets and counter, backyard deck expansion - in one fell swoop, and have enough left over so that we could quit our jobs and do what we liked instead.
     
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    I would be happy with $1500 to get a slightly better piece of crap truck, you know one that doesn't leak antifreeze and have a short in the horn. I'm a simple man and will be happy to make me wife and kiddies happy. Got my wife of 11 years a mothers ring, hope it comes in for Christmass like they promised.
     
  9. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    What I want for Christmas is my children to have a memorable and wonderful season.
     
  10. Colthrun

    Colthrun Walk first in the forest and last in the bog Veteran

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    My mortgage being paid.
    /me dreams of the things I could do then...


    Oh, and world peace too! :p
     
  11. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    A PS2 with Final Doom, Castlevania Symphony of the Night and a freakin' BLACKBERRY!
     
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    Very not likely: ability to stop time

    Also not very likely: immunity to sickness :sick:

    Possible: an ipod

    Likely: money and misc. things


    Of course, 10 hot, willing chicks wouldn't hurt, but it's about as likely as world peace...
     
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    Tickets to all cool European metal festivals in 2006.
     
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    Money. At least a million euros, so I could get a place, do all sorts of cool things and QUIT MY ASS FACED JOB.

    A nice girlfriend would be nice too. ANY girlfriend, even :p

    :borg:
     
  15. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Would Oli in a blonde wig and a dress count as ''any girlfriend'' by any chance? :lol:
     
  16. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    :lol: Why not ask oli directly?
     
  17. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    A healthy and happy family.
     
  18. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    To rid the world of cancer. :flaming:
    (More specifically, my mom.)

    @HB:
    Well said, chap. :thumb:
     
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    Realistically? 9 bucks per hour in the job where I have an interview tomorrow. Plus a new, nifty watch.

    Unrealistically? MA papers slapped to hand, debts paid, and a 3,500 €/month job near the beaches of Australia. Oh, and a Yamaha FJR1300 motorcycle -or Triumph Sprint ST, whichever suits. :D
     
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    I second that.
     
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